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jamiedupree: Chaplain Barry Black opened the U.S. Senate today with more than a prayer. It was a call for Congress to do something to prevent school shootings. "When babies die at a church school, it is time for us to move beyond thoughts and prayers."

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

kenya0xbon: Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs 2NZRLUW

ee_sport: Barry Robson confirmed as Aberdeen boss until end of season, with chairman Dave Cormack explaining Dons' decision

PandJSport: Barry Robson confirmed as Aberdeen boss until end of season, with chairman Dave Cormack explaining Dons' decision

mrewanmurray: Aberdeen's messaging is strange. Dave Cormack describes a perfectly normal managerial hiring process yet won't publicly commit to Barry Robson beyond the summer. It gives the look the club isn't convinced or is awaiting more attractive Plan B.

Record_Sport: BREAKING! Barry Robson appointed Aberdeen manager until end of season as Dave Cormack offers update on 3 interviews

Record_Sport: 'It was unanimously agreed that Barry should continue in his role' Dave Cormack on manager call after final 3 interviewed for Pittodrie top job

CalltoActivism: The man who leads the Senate in prayer is fed up with thoughts and prayers. Today, Senate Chaplain Barry Black's gave an honest and bold rebuke of the common empty sentiment in his opening prayer: "Lord, when babies die at a church school, it is time for us to move beyond…

abati1990: Reps pass bill for FG to take over Dave Umahi University of Medical Sciences

bradynjames96: “A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” — Dave Barry

kalt76904: Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism.,Dave Barry,academia, humour, journalism,

s33243: Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.,Dave Barry,fashion, golf, humor, sports,

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

joselynsosa90: “A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” — Dave Barry

kaedenguzman43: “A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” — Dave Barry

alinalunazieme: “A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” — Dave Barry

Philip_D_Conrad: ]What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. (Dave Barry)

davidgura: “When babies die at a church school, it is time for us to move beyond thoughts and prayers,” Senate Chaplain Barry C. Black says. “Lord, deliver our senators from the paralysis of analysis that waits for the miraculous.”

PoliticsJOE_UK: "It is YOUR responsibility to regulate the market." Barry Gardiner has NO time today for Thérèse Coffey dodging questions on supermarket profiteering.

MiamiSprings: Dave Barry, A Spud Gun And Me

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

MykBaxterOnline: 'The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.' - Dave Barry

mallowmankuhn: “A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” — Dave Barry

mbabco: "Confessions of a closet carb fiend” by Dave Barry. (On Internet Archive, may load slowly."

turnipking35: “A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” — Dave Barry

maryford25: “A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” — Dave Barry

RaspiArduino: "And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report." -- Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

dave_tynan: Barry Gleeson in our new film Down The Market. 35mm shot by Donal Murphy

DontWanaBAround: New series of Dave and Barry soon, we cooking

Philip_D_Conrad: ]What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. (Dave Barry)

mallowmankuhn: “A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” — Dave Barry

aronsaidwhat: Early morning stand-up sesh: Todd Barry, Kurt Metzger, Ari Shaffir, Dave Attell, Big Jay…

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

fernsnickle: Love this….love Dave Barry❤️

RankingSomeGuys: 1988 MLB Player of the Year 1. Wade Boggs 2. Jose Canseco 3. Mike Greenwell 4. Kirby Puckett 5. Roger Clemens 6. Fred McGriff 7. Kirk Gibson 8. Andy Van Slyke 9. Will Clark 10. Dave Henderson 11. Rickey Henderson 12. Barry Larkin 13. Brett Butler

luqmanitsnan: The person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. - Dave Barry

Mikeoxygen1: Last two weeks: PaBrymo, Peruzzi, PsychoYP, Idowest, Dave. Last week: Balloranking, Seyi Vibez, Barry Jhay, Zinoleesky, otega, This week: Jeriq, reeplay........

skiswm: Much like Dave Flemming’s Barry Bonds call when the audio cut out.

OMARJUSTMORALES: Wanna see more Black Americans playing baseball again. Guys like Eddie Murray, Dave Winfield, Willie Randolph, Bobby Bonilla, Dwight Gooden, Daryl Strawberry Deon Sanders, Bo Jackson, Ozzie Smith, Barry Bonds, Lee Smith, etc, made the game what it was.

Philip_D_Conrad: ]What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. (Dave Barry)

RaspiArduino: Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. -- Dave Barry

FakeShowbizNews: Dave Grohl says never mind heart-shaped boxes - he had heart-shaped pasta for his tea and it was yummy!

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

crystalgbedu: Luddy Dave Ft. Barry Jhay – Plenty Talk

alanfrightfest: Watch it for the brilliant John Barry score if nothing else

TheFastShow1: So sad to hear about Barry Cryer, a luminary in British comedy who wrote for some of the very best in the game; Dave Allen, Les Dawson, Tommy Cooper, The Two Ronnies & Morecambe & Wise. He also served The Four Yorkshiremen wine in the original, seminal 1967 sketch (edited)

randycuuh: My goal is to really be next Punch, Barry Hefner, Dave Free, Brock Korsan of my generation, but obviously being me every single step of the way. Planting the seeds and watching them bloom is the best reward for me. I love this shit!

JamesAHogg2: It's Barry Cryer's birthday, which can mean only one thing. This is the first joke he ever told me. And the last, come to think of it. Happy birthday Baz x

docwritesstuff: Miami columnist Dave Barry once said that "if someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person." This applies to anyone in a superior position talking down to someone in a vulnerable position. (1/2)

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

m2h2ay: “The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.” –Dave Barry

BlatantSockPupt: “I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.” - Dave Barry

stripes_dave: This is appalling Barry Gardner prances around at a Black Lives Matter contravening all the rules NO ACTION Mark Drakeford at packed Dwali Party seen dancing cheek by jowl with dozens of partygoers NO ACTION Starmer seen socialising/having beer with mates late at night NO ACTION!

wallywx92: Dave Barry said something about meetings…look it up and feel my pain.

tanstaafl6817: "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." -Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

Andy_Clockwise: Remembering the late, great Barry Cryer who was born on this day 1935. It's amazing to think of the people he worked with here's a few, Dave Allen, Stanley Baxter, Tommy Cooper, Ronnie Corbett, Les Dawson, Dick Emery, Kenny Everett, Bruce Forsyth, Frankie Howerd, Spike Milligan..

FXMC1957: 23 March 1935. Popular comedy writer and actor, Barry Cryer, was born in Leeds. He wrote comedy material for many noted comedians, including Dave Allen, Tommy Cooper, Les Dawson, Dick Emery, Frankie Howerd, Spike Milligan, Mike Yarwood, The Two Ronnies, and Morecambe and Wise.

956BRFM: Wednesday on BRFM 6am Breakfast with John & Barry 9am The Mid Morning Rewind/Show with Dan & Pat 1pm The Afternoon Show with Janette White 4pm Drivetime with Jono P 7pm Jono is still here with Little Dave 10pm The Old Record Club with Steve Bishop

Dave_Meec: Amen, Barry. We've enough problems of our own. Rwanda? (joke).

rlrr: "We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it." - Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

Philip_D_Conrad: ]What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. (Dave Barry)

qwe922346: “The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.” –Dave Barry

Hal_RTFLC: BRB: second edition of the "Water Lily Pond" will have the words "Feel free to lend this book to other people because I'm not a sociopath" inscribed in it. (Dave Barry wrote something like this in one of his books but it was a joke.)

SarcasmLiving: People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. Dave Barry

Quotulator: "We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it." - Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

foistboinder: "We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it." - Dave Barry

vickieonmarco1: 4 of 5 stars to Swamp Story by Dave Barry

BenFromDayton: Refreshing Dave Barry’s Wikipedia page daily until it changes from “is” to “was”

StewartMaclean7: “I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.” Dave Barry

ArvLem: After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock 'n' roll died out. It was replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life more advanced than the lichen family. -- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"

Philip_D_Conrad: ]What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. (Dave Barry)

gusvanhorn: "You should not confuse your career with your life." -- Dave Barry

JackJolis: “I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat.” – AL GORE (The man actually said this -- and in the words of the great Dave Barry, I swear I am not making this up..) P. N. Gwynne's THE COMPENDIUM

johnsouthwales: Brookside episode 57, Sheila and Bobby catch the train to London, Petra says to Dave he's a creep and walks out, Gordon has a drink in a pub, Barry changes plans for Petra's arch and wants to watch the cup final on tv instead

IBeTheNFT: Funny Quote of the Day: "Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business." - Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

luqmanitsnan: The person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. - Dave Barry

Jerkstorecaller: LRT: My irresponsible young reading was Crichton and whatever I could get my hands on in the Walden books humor section. I was 11 years old reading Dave Barry and Al Franken.

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

welfordwrites: The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. Dave Barry

crystalgbedu: Luddy Dave Ft. Barry Jhay – Plenty Talk

amoviepitchbot: Jason Segel plays Dave Grohl in this Barry Jenkins epic

Rehamhrb1: Kakimi chertyami oni viigrali holodnuyu voinu?This translates roughly to: How the hell did these people win the Cold War?,Dave Barry, Big Trouble,big, cold, russia, trouble, war,

AhmedJuve86: Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.,Dave Barry,funny, writing,

nohohankpilled: will there be a dave & buster’s scene in barry s4

Pendidikan4Id: “Reading... a vacation for the mind....” ― Dave Barry

Philip_D_Conrad: ]What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. (Dave Barry)

Ben_Dowsett: Within the next ~month, all of these shows will be running new episodes at once: Succession, Barry, Ted Lasso, Mandalorian, Dave, Swarm (new Glover vehicle), Snowfall, South Park Not a bad spring TV slate! The Great restarts in May too (it's awesome, if you haven't watched).

nadeemakrampk: "Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night." Dave Barry

VoNenzo: Funny Quote of the Day: "Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business." - Dave Barry

MajeraP57128074: If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. ,Dave Barry,animals, humor, toads,

WWEMatchBot: The team of Dave Crist and Barry Windham are all that are left after a gruelling Royal Rumble, they choose to eliminate each other at the same time to both earn a title shot! Vince is not impressed and both are FIRED!

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