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MilduraCoomieCC: Results of grade sprints - A Grade - 1 Dion Strike, 2 Matt McEwin; B Grade 1 Greg Toole, 2 Kallum McCully; C Grade Tom Athorn, 2 Dave Priest; D Grade 1 Barry Pollock, 2 Shelley O'Brien. All-in results - 1 Dion, 2 Matt, 3 Kyle Gibson, 4 Greg, 5 Kallum. Team points see next Tweet.

MilduraCoomieCC: Team points: G1 Logistics (red) Matt, Greg, Kallum, Tom, Tony, Alison - 241 pts; Pizza Cafe (green) Dion, Shaun, Kyle, Dave, Barry, Shelley - 241 pts! Equal on points! Thanks to Tony & Shelley for signs duty, Dave for Race Trailer and Alesha for race admin with Georgia & Chelsea.

Soaringeagle51: "Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing." - Dave Barry, Humorist

weatherStorey: I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. -- Dave Barry

firousi: "People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them." Dave Barry

TheJazzvnu: Shaun Labelle - Wave (feat. Everette Harp, Stokley, Ricky Peterson & Dave Barry)

sammiecollins85: “My therapist told myself the right way to achieve true inner peace is to finish exactly what I start. Up to now I’ve finished 2 bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I really feel better already. ”—Dave Barry

PastorJack5: Barry. Where’s Dave Kingman?

AHauntedGame: Career 500 2B / 300 HR / 150 SB: Willie Mays Hank Aaron Frank Robinson Carl Yastrzemski Dave Winfield Dave Parker George Brett Andre Dawson Barry Bonds Ken Griffey Jr. Chipper Jones Alex Rodriguez Carlos Beltran

esme_rylan: Also she was a huge Dave Barry fan so there's possibly some overlap there, who's to say which of them misheard the song that way first?

RelentlesslyUU: so true. "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball or saving an infant's life, she will always save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry

HunterJoz: "And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report." -- Dave Barry

TechDinoITGeek: I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. ― Dave Barry

LessonsAdvice: There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.” — Dave Barry

RaspiArduino: user, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." -- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top" [I always thought "computer professional" was the phrase hackers used when they meant "idiot." Ed.]

bufocalvin: Happy bookish birthdays, 30 June to: Winston Graham (the Poldark series), Barry Hines (A Kestrel for a Knave), Dave Duncan (The Seventh Sword series)...

Philip_D_Conrad: ]What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. (Dave Barry)

TheClaytonNews: “You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” —Dave Barry

HenryClaytonLiv: “You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” —Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

hypercalcium: The first time I was allowed to pick out books at Cook Park Library in Illinois was when I was ~11 When they told me the limit was 20 books and I felt like I’d won every lottery “Even every Dave Barry book?!” They even had newspapers from *NEW YORK*! Salvation and sanctuary

tylerkoenig99: Top 5 Announcers in the area in my opinion: 1 - Dave Hare - BAPS 2 - Steve Inch - Selinsgrove 3 - Jeff Ahlum - Grandview 4 - Barry Angstadt - Kutztown/Bridgeport 5 - Wayne Harper - Lincoln Honorable Mention - Eric Zembower - Bedford

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

JoyceJamesJoyce: reeled the titleroll opposite a brace of girdles in Silver on the Screen but was sequenced from the set as Crookback by the even more titulars, Rick, Dave and Barry;

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

HenryClaytonLiv: “You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” —Dave Barry

TheHenryHerald: “You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” —Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

RaspiArduino: Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? -- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"

Philip_D_Conrad: ]What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. (Dave Barry)

BreslerAlex: "Dave Portnoy on the Business of Sports Media Bloomberg Opinion columnist Barry Ritholtz speaks with Dave Portnoy, who founded the blog Barstool Sports in 2003 and has since built it into a sports media powerhouse. The company was recently valued at..."

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

armadill2010: You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. (Dave Barry)

DrJSPANDYA: The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. - Dave Barry -Dave Barry

MandelaFace: When Trump came out complaining about low flow toilets I was like "is this a Dave Barry bit from 1995?" but all those people knew exactly what he was talking about. Mad at the toilet for thirty years

AximsoftT: “It is inhuman, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine need for coffee to wait in line.” - Dave Barry

welfordwrites: To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. Dave Barry

AndChirping: Directions and be forced to have grubs for meal would make an excellent humorist book by, say, one named with first name Dave and last name Barry who seems to be slacking A LOT lately because I think he hasn't written a book in like 42957 years in infants' or the Millenniums'

Pendidikan4Id: “Reading... a vacation for the mind....” ― Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

badastridd: “It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” ― Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

weatherStorey: "... I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which actually made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses ..." -- Dave Barry, "The Wet Zorro Suit and Other Turning Points in l'Amour"

mamorris777: Appears that TRUDEAU had motive in the HONEY & BARRY SHERMAN murders.... Will this be the tipping point for TRUDEAU Supporters.... Or would MURDER just be added to the ever-growing list of CORRUPTION?!?

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

JWilliamCupp: If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base. -Dave Barry-

luqmanitsnan: The person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. - Dave Barry

Midgetgems26: Dave Grohl. Gotta love him. Love how he's morphing into Barry Gibb too.

monkeyboyzmum: On page 78 of 240 of Lessons From Lucy, by Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

MioFriends_Engl: What I look forward to is contlnued lmmaturlty followed by death - Dave Barry -

MobileGameTakes: Dave vs Barry Steakfries who wins??

Philip_D_Conrad: ]What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. (Dave Barry)

KalliKalliKalli: 2 of 5 stars to A Field Guide to the Jewish People by Dave Barry

RequiemArm: When they come for gay marriage, Nancy Pelosi will pull out all the stops (she will go on tv to read a Dave Barry column from 1989)

MobileGameTakes: Dave is cool and all but i still believe Barry Steakfries is better.

raithleann: Dave Barry's definition of the difference between a Republican and a Democrat: if your car breaks down, a Democrat will try to help but will accidentally set the car on fire; the Republican drives by without stopping to get to the Country Club's ugly pants contest on time.

armadill2010: You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. (Dave Barry)

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

chesapeakeforum: Thank you to Dave Barry, Dr. Freeman Hrabowski, & Joan Lunden, The Chesapeake Conference Center, 2022 Sponsors, Chesapeake TV, Chesapeake Public Schools -Student Musicians & Attendees, Volunteers, Board Members, & everyone who contributed in any way to make this season a success!

amandablain: People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'. - Dave Barry

JWilliamCupp: (2/2) People passing each other on the street would say “Merry Christmas!” or “Happy Hanukkah!” or (to the atheists) “Look out for the wall!” -Dave Barry-

JWilliamCupp: It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. -Dave Barry-

Dave_Rice_: if barry is upset about the new non-butcher act can he and his michael go make some new sacrifices over in kenya? we'll even let michael take some official NFL balls for the kids over there.

Dave_Rice_: why is barry so upset, today? hasn't he made enough dough off the suffering of everyday taxpayers and their stupid kids? (sarcasm) I bet, he's not mad enough to come out on the street from behind his guards to take (his) medicine.

TheRadCaroline: Heading out to Ross Revenge this evening the weekend’s RADIO CAROLINE NORTH DJs. L-r Stephen Foster, Kevin Peters, Barry James, Ray Clark, Dave Foster, Johnny Lewis and Bella. Tune in on 648AM England, Netherlands, Belgium, 1368AM N/NE via Manx Radio, at

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

EllaErayo: “You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’”—Dave Barry

benfrench__: why are 2 of my fav shows “Dave” and “Barry” ok when’s “Brett” who’s on the pilot for “John” do we have funding for “Samuel” or “Neil” yet NOT “MERRICK” THO will not watch

MioFriends_Engl: What I look forward to is contlnued lmmaturlty followed by death - Dave Barry -

Philip_D_Conrad: ]What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. (Dave Barry)

RuiRaiox: An early line-up of Visage outside the Blitz Club. Rusty Egan, John McGeogh, Barry Adamson, Billy Currie, Dave Formula, Steve Strange and Midge Ure, 1979 ca.

kemkemenjoyer17: OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing!

sammiecollins85: “My therapist told me the right way to achieve real inner peace will be to finish just what I start. To date I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a dark chocolate cake. I sense better already. ”—Dave Barry

that_ear: Early morning listening. Shriekback, 2nd album, with Barry Andrews and Dave Allen on board you know it will be at least decent. Well actually it's a post punk, funky wonder album.

TheDaveLorenzo: ★ Just published a new episode of Inside BS with Dave Lorenzo: How to Develop Business Strategy | Barry Horwitz | Show 93. Listen:

welfordwrites: The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the 9-mm bullet. Dave Barry

EdGJohnson: Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry (1947 - )

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

Burningbeard85: I was worried the future would be Cormac McCarthy, but it’s Dave Barry

JWilliamCupp: Hardware: where the people in your company’s software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company’s hardware section will tell you the problem is. -Dave Barry-

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

DavidWatson0747: I used to think as Dave Barry said that you can’t make this up. Not so sure now

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

Philip_D_Conrad: ]What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. (Dave Barry)

RCdeWinter: It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta. ~ Dave Barry

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

TheComicBot: Hello again flesh-bag, it is the Barry White of robo-romance, Comic-Bot. Maybe you should check out some Dave Sim? - DaveSim

MioFriends_Engl: What I look forward to is contlnued lmmaturlty followed by death - Dave Barry -

SpacedOutRadio: TONIGHT On Spaced Out Radio with Dave Scott, we welcome our guest, Barry Littleton! Join us at midnight ET/9PM PT at

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry

nancywgonzalez: 100° predicted today in Minneapolis, with Heat Index at 107°. In one of his books, Dave Barry describes such a day by saying “birds were bursting into flames in mid-flight” and “nuns were cursing openly in the streets.”

MelanieJaxn: I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. -Dave Barry

voicecorpsfan: Listeners, tune in 6/20 at 4:30p for "From the Bookshelves", featuring "Lessons from Lucy" (Part 1 of 11) by Dave Barry narrated by Robin Garvin.

DubaBasketball: I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either. ~Dave Barry



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