The Sausage Candidate-a Tale Of The Elections Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABABCDCDEBECFBFB CGHGIHIH GGGGCGCG JIJICBCB CBCBCBCB CBCBKCKC LBLBMNMN CGCGIOIP IGIGQAQAOur fathers brave men were and strong | A |
And whisky was their daily liquor | B |
They used to move the world along | A |
In better style than now and quicker | B |
Elections then were sport you bet | C |
A trifle rough there's no denying | D |
When two opposing factions met | C |
The skin and hair were always flying | D |
When cabbage trees could still be worn | E |
Without the question Who's your hatter | B |
There dawned a bright election morn | E |
Upon the town of Parramatta | C |
A man called Jones was all the go | F |
The people's friend the poor's protector | B |
A long gaunt six foot slab of woe | F |
He sought to charm the green elector | B |
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How Jones had one time been trustee | C |
For his small niece and he the villain | G |
Betrayed his trust most shamefully | H |
And robbed the child of every shillin' | G |
He used to keep accounts they say | I |
To save himself in case of trouble | H |
Whatever cash he paid away | I |
He always used to charge it double | H |
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He'd buy the child a cotton gown | G |
Too coarse and rough to dress a cat in | G |
And then he'd go and put it down | G |
And charge the price of silk or satin | G |
He gave her once a little treat | C |
An outing down the harbour sunny | G |
And Lord the bill for bread and meat | C |
You'd think they all had eaten money | G |
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But Jones exposed the course he took | J |
By carelessness such men are ninnies | I |
He went and entered in his book | J |
Two pounds of sausages two guineas | I |
Now this leaked out and folk got riled | C |
And said that Jones he didn't oughter | B |
But what cared Jones he only smiled | C |
Abuse ran off his back like water | B |
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And so he faced the world content | C |
His little niece he never paid her | B |
And then he stood for Parliament | C |
Of course he was a rank free trader | B |
His wealth was great success appeared | C |
To smile propitious on his banner | B |
But Providence it interfered | C |
In this most unexpected manner | B |
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A person call him Brown for short | C |
Who knew the story of this stealer | B |
Went calmly down the town and bought | C |
Two pounds of sausage from a dealer | B |
And then he got a long bamboo | K |
And tightly tied the sausage to it | C |
Says he This is the thing to do | K |
And I am just the man to do it | C |
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When Jones comes out to make his speech | L |
I won't a clapper be or hisser | B |
But with this long bamboo I'll reach | L |
And poke the sausage in his 'kisser' | B |
I'll bring the wretch to scorn and shame | M |
Unless those darned police are nigh | N |
As sure as Brown's my glorious name | M |
I'll knock that candidate sky high | N |
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The speech comes on beneath the stand | C |
The people push and surge and eddy | G |
But Brown waits calmly close at hand | C |
With all his apparatus ready | G |
And while the speaker loudly cries | I |
Of ages all this is the boss age | O |
Brown hits him square between the eyes | I |
Exclaiming What's the price of sausage | P |
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He aimed the victuals in his face | I |
As though he thought poor Jones a glutton | G |
And Jones was covered with disgrace | I |
Disgrace and shame and beef and mutton | G |
His cause was lost a hopeless wreck | Q |
He crept off from the hooting throng | A |
Protection proudly ruled the deck | Q |
Here ends the sausage and the song | A |
Banjo Paterson
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