Bendy's Sermon Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: A BB CC DD EE FF GG HH CC II EE JJ BB FF KL MM NN LL NN LL OO PQ AA RR SS NN RT UU VV NN OO WW XX LL YY FF ZZ JJ CCBendigo the well known Nottingham prize fighter became converted to religion and preached at revival meetings throughout the country | A |
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You didn't know of Bendigo Well that knocks me out | B |
Who's your board school teacher What's he been about | B |
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Chock a block with fairy tales full of useless cram | C |
And never heard o' Bendigo the pride of Nottingham | C |
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Bendy's short for Bendigo You should see him peel | D |
Half of him was whalebone half of him was steel | D |
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Fightin' weight eleven ten five foot nine in height | E |
Always ready to oblige if you want a fight | E |
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I could talk of Bendigo from here to king dom come | F |
I guess before I ended you would wish your dad was dumb | F |
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I'd tell you how he fought Ben Caunt and how the deaf 'un fell | G |
But the game is done and the men are gone and maybe it's as well | G |
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Bendy he turned Methodist mdash he said he felt a call | H |
He stumped the country preachin' and you bet he filled the hall | H |
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If you seed him in the pulpit a bleatin' like a lamb | C |
You'd never know bold Bendigo the pride of Nottingham | C |
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His hat was like a funeral he'd got a waiter's coat | I |
With a hallelujah collar and a choker round his throat | I |
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His pals would laugh and say in chaff that Bendigo was right | E |
In takin' on the devil since he'd no one else to fight | E |
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But he was very earnest improvin' day by day | J |
A workin' and a preachin' just as his duty lay | J |
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But the devil he was waitin' and in the final bout | B |
He hit him hard below his guard and knocked poor Bendy out | B |
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Now I'll tell you how it happened He was preachin' down at Brum | F |
He was billed just like a circus you should see the people come | F |
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The chapel it was crowded and in the fore most row | K |
There was half a dozen bruisers who'd a grudge at Bendigo | L |
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There was Tommy Piatt of Bradford Solly Jones of Perry Bar | M |
Long Connor from the Bull Ring the same wot drew with Carr | M |
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Jack Ball the fightin gunsmith Joe Mur phy from the Mews | N |
And Iky Moss the bettin' boss the Champion of the Jews | N |
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A very pretty handful a sittin' in a string | L |
Full of beer and impudence ripe for any thing | L |
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Sittin' in a string there right under Bendy's nose | N |
If his message was for sinners he could make a start on those | N |
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Soon he heard them chaflin' Hi Bendy Here's a go | L |
How much are you coppin' by this Jump to Glory show | L |
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Stow it Bendy Left the ring Mighty spry of you | O |
Didn't everybody know the ring was leavin' you | O |
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Bendy fairly sweated as he stood above and prayed | P |
Look down O Lord and grip me with a strangle hold he said | Q |
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Fix me with a strangle hold Put a stop on me | A |
I'm slippin' Lord I'm slippin' and I'm clingin' hard to Thee | A |
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But the roughs they kept on chaffin' and the uproar it was such | R |
That the preacher in the pulpit might be talkin' double Dutch | R |
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Till a workin' man he shouted out a jumpin' to his feet | S |
Give us a lead your reverence and heave 'em in the street | S |
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Then Bendy said Good Lord since first I left my sinful ways | N |
Thou knowest that to Thee alone I've given up my days | N |
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But now dear Lord mdash and here he laid his Bible on the shelf mdash | R |
I'll take with your permission just five minutes for myself | T |
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He vaulted from the pulpit like a tiger from a den | U |
They say it was a lovely sight to see him floor his men | U |
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Right and left and left and right straight and true and hard | V |
Till the Ebenezer Chapel looked more like a knacker's yard | V |
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Platt was standin' on his back and lookup at his toes | N |
Solly Jones of Perry Bar was feelin' for his nose | N |
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Connor of the Bull Ring had all that he could do | O |
Rakin' for his ivories that lay about the pew | O |
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Jack Ball the fightin' gunsmith was in a peaceful sleep | W |
Joe Murphy lay across him all tied up in a heap | W |
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Five of them was twisted in a tangle on the floor | X |
And Iky Moss the bettin' boss had sprinted for the door | X |
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Five repentant fightin' men sitting in a row | L |
Listenin' to words of grace from Mister Bendigo | L |
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Listenin' to his reverence all as good as gold | Y |
Pretty little baa lambs gathered to the fold | Y |
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So that's the way that Bendy ran his mission in the slum | F |
And preached the Holy Gospel to the fightin' men of Brum | F |
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The Lord said he has given me His message from on high | Z |
And if you interrupt Him I will know the reason why | Z |
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But to think of all your schooling clean wasted thrown away | J |
Darned if I can make out what you're learnin' all the day | J |
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Grubbin' up old fairy tales fillin' up with cram | C |
And didn't know of Bendigo the pride of Nottingham | C |
Arthur Conan Doyle
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