Bendy's Sermon Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Bendigo the well known Nottingham prize fighter became converted to religion and preached at revival meetings throughout the countryA
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You didn't know of Bendigo Well that knocks me outB
Who's your board school teacher What's he been aboutB
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Chock a block with fairy tales full of useless cramC
And never heard o' Bendigo the pride of NottinghamC
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Bendy's short for Bendigo You should see him peelD
Half of him was whalebone half of him was steelD
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Fightin' weight eleven ten five foot nine in heightE
Always ready to oblige if you want a fightE
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I could talk of Bendigo from here to king dom comeF
I guess before I ended you would wish your dad was dumbF
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I'd tell you how he fought Ben Caunt and how the deaf 'un fellG
But the game is done and the men are gone and maybe it's as wellG
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Bendy he turned Methodist mdash he said he felt a callH
He stumped the country preachin' and you bet he filled the hallH
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If you seed him in the pulpit a bleatin' like a lambC
You'd never know bold Bendigo the pride of NottinghamC
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His hat was like a funeral he'd got a waiter's coatI
With a hallelujah collar and a choker round his throatI
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His pals would laugh and say in chaff that Bendigo was rightE
In takin' on the devil since he'd no one else to fightE
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But he was very earnest improvin' day by dayJ
A workin' and a preachin' just as his duty layJ
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But the devil he was waitin' and in the final boutB
He hit him hard below his guard and knocked poor Bendy outB
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Now I'll tell you how it happened He was preachin' down at BrumF
He was billed just like a circus you should see the people comeF
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The chapel it was crowded and in the fore most rowK
There was half a dozen bruisers who'd a grudge at BendigoL
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There was Tommy Piatt of Bradford Solly Jones of Perry BarM
Long Connor from the Bull Ring the same wot drew with CarrM
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Jack Ball the fightin gunsmith Joe Mur phy from the MewsN
And Iky Moss the bettin' boss the Champion of the JewsN
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A very pretty handful a sittin' in a stringL
Full of beer and impudence ripe for any thingL
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Sittin' in a string there right under Bendy's noseN
If his message was for sinners he could make a start on thoseN
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Soon he heard them chaflin' Hi Bendy Here's a goL
How much are you coppin' by this Jump to Glory showL
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Stow it Bendy Left the ring Mighty spry of youO
Didn't everybody know the ring was leavin' youO
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Bendy fairly sweated as he stood above and prayedP
Look down O Lord and grip me with a strangle hold he saidQ
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Fix me with a strangle hold Put a stop on meA
I'm slippin' Lord I'm slippin' and I'm clingin' hard to TheeA
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But the roughs they kept on chaffin' and the uproar it was suchR
That the preacher in the pulpit might be talkin' double DutchR
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Till a workin' man he shouted out a jumpin' to his feetS
Give us a lead your reverence and heave 'em in the streetS
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Then Bendy said Good Lord since first I left my sinful waysN
Thou knowest that to Thee alone I've given up my daysN
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But now dear Lord mdash and here he laid his Bible on the shelf mdashR
I'll take with your permission just five minutes for myselfT
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He vaulted from the pulpit like a tiger from a denU
They say it was a lovely sight to see him floor his menU
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Right and left and left and right straight and true and hardV
Till the Ebenezer Chapel looked more like a knacker's yardV
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Platt was standin' on his back and lookup at his toesN
Solly Jones of Perry Bar was feelin' for his noseN
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Connor of the Bull Ring had all that he could doO
Rakin' for his ivories that lay about the pewO
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Jack Ball the fightin' gunsmith was in a peaceful sleepW
Joe Murphy lay across him all tied up in a heapW
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Five of them was twisted in a tangle on the floorX
And Iky Moss the bettin' boss had sprinted for the doorX
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Five repentant fightin' men sitting in a rowL
Listenin' to words of grace from Mister BendigoL
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Listenin' to his reverence all as good as goldY
Pretty little baa lambs gathered to the foldY
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So that's the way that Bendy ran his mission in the slumF
And preached the Holy Gospel to the fightin' men of BrumF
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The Lord said he has given me His message from on highZ
And if you interrupt Him I will know the reason whyZ
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But to think of all your schooling clean wasted thrown awayJ
Darned if I can make out what you're learnin' all the dayJ
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Grubbin' up old fairy tales fillin' up with cramC
And didn't know of Bendigo the pride of NottinghamC

Arthur Conan Doyle



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