Thanksgiving Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: A B CCDD A CC B EEFFGGHHII A JJDDKKLLMMNNOOOKKPP Q RKRSKKTKKTKKUUS K KKKKDDSSKKUUThe Superintendent of an Almshouse A Pauper | A |
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SUPERINTENDENT | B |
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So you're unthankful you'll not eat the bird | C |
You sit about the place all day and gird | C |
I understand you'll not attend the ball | D |
That's to be given to night in Pauper Hall | D |
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PAUPER | A |
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Why that is true precisely as you've heard | C |
I have no teeth and I will eat no bird | C |
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SUPERINTENDENT | B |
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Ah see how good is Providence Because | E |
Of teeth He has denuded both your jaws | E |
The fowl's made tender you can overcome it | F |
By suction or at least well you can gum it | F |
Attesting thus the dictum of the preachers | G |
That Providence is good to all His creatures | G |
Turkeys excepted Come ungrateful friend | H |
If our Thanksgiving dinner you'll attend | H |
You shall say grace ask God to bless at least | I |
The soft and liquid portions of the feast | I |
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PAUPER | A |
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Without those teeth my speech is rather thick | J |
He'll hardly understand Gum Arabic | J |
No I'll not dine to day As to the ball | D |
'Tis known to you that I've no legs at all | D |
I had the gout hereditary so | K |
As it could not be cornered in my toe | K |
They cut my legs off in the fond belief | L |
That shortening me would make my anguish brief | L |
Lacking my legs I could not prosecute | M |
With any good advantage a pursuit | M |
And so because my father chose to court | N |
Heaven's favor with his ortolans and Port | N |
Thanksgiving every day the Lord supplied | O |
Saws for my legs an almshouse for my pride | O |
And once a year a bird for my inside | O |
No I'll not dance my light fantastic toe | K |
Took to its heels some twenty years ago | K |
Some small repairs would be required for putting | P |
My feelings on a saltatory footing | P |
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Sings | Q |
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O the legless man's an unhappy chap | R |
Tum hi tum hi tum he o'haddy | K |
The favors o' fortune fall not in his lap | R |
Tum hi tum heedle do hum | S |
The plums of office avoid his plate | K |
No matter how much he may stump the State | K |
Tum hi ho heeee | T |
The grass grows never beneath his feet | K |
But he cannot hope to make both ends meet | K |
Tum hi | T |
With a gleeless eye and a somber heart | K |
He plays the role of his mortal part | K |
Wholly himself he can never be | U |
O a soleless corporation is he | U |
Tum | S |
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SUPERINTENDENT | K |
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The chapel bell is calling thankless friend | K |
Balls you may not but church you shall attend | K |
Some recognition cannot be denied | K |
To the great mercy that has turned aside | K |
The sword of death from us and let it fall | D |
Upon the people's necks in Montreal | D |
That spared our city steeple roof and dome | S |
And drowned the Texans out of house and home | S |
Blessed all our continent with peace to flood | K |
The Balkan with a cataclysm of blood | K |
Compared with blessings of so high degree | U |
Your private woes look mighty small to me | U |
Ambrose Bierce
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