A Question Of Eligibility Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABB CCDDEFGGHHIIJJ KKLMNNO PPQQRR DDSSTT UUVVWWXXYYZZA2A2 B2B2C2D2E2E2TTF2F2G2 H2I2I2J2J2 K2K2RRL2| It was a bruised and battered chap | A |
| The victim of some dire mishap | A |
| Who sat upon a rock and spent | B |
| His breath in this ungay lament | B |
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| 'Some wars I've frequent heard of such | C |
| Has beat the everlastin' Dutch | C |
| But never fight was fit by man | D |
| To equal this which has began | D |
| In our I'm in it if you please | E |
| Academy of Sciences | F |
| For there is various gents belong | G |
| To it which go persistent wrong | G |
| And loving the debates' delight | H |
| Calls one another names at sight | H |
| Their disposition too accords | I |
| With fighting like they all was lords | I |
| Sech impulses should be withstood | J |
| 'Tis scientific to be good | J |
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| ''Twas one of them one night last week | K |
| Rose up his figure for to speak | K |
| 'Please Mr Chair I'm holding here | L |
| A resolution which I fear | M |
| Some ancient fossils that has bust | N |
| Their cases and shook off their dust | N |
| To sit as Members here will find | O |
| Unpleasant not to say unkind ' | - |
| And then he read it every word | P |
| And silence fell on all which heard | P |
| That resolution wild and strange | Q |
| Proposed a fundamental change | Q |
| Which was that idiots no more | R |
| Could join us as they had before | R |
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| 'No sooner was he seated than | D |
| The members rose up to a man | D |
| Each chap was primed with a reply | S |
| And tried to snatch the Chairman's eye | S |
| They stomped and shook their fists in air | T |
| And O what words was uttered there | T |
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| 'The Chair was silent but at last | U |
| He hove up his proportions vast | U |
| And stilled them tumults with a look | V |
| By which the undauntedest was shook | V |
| He smiled sarcastical and said | W |
| 'If Argus was the Chair instead | W |
| Of me he'd lack enough of eyes | X |
| Each orator to recognize | X |
| And since denied a hearing you | Y |
| Might maybe undertake to do | Y |
| Each other harm before you cease | Z |
| I've took some steps to keep the peace | Z |
| I've ordered out alas alas | A2 |
| That Science e'er to such a pass | A2 |
| Should come I've ordered out the gas ' | - |
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| 'O if a tongue or pen of fire | B2 |
| Was mine I could not tell entire | B2 |
| What the ensuin' actions was | C2 |
| When swollered up in darkness' jaws | D2 |
| We fit and fit and fit and fit | E2 |
| And everything we felt we hit | E2 |
| We gouged we scratched and we pulled hair | T |
| And O what words was uttered there | T |
| And when at last the day dawn came | F2 |
| Three hundred Scientists was lame | F2 |
| Two hundred others couldn't stand | G2 |
| They'd been so careless handled and | H2 |
| One thousand at the very least | I2 |
| Was spread upon the floor deceased | I2 |
| 'Twere easy to exaggerate | J2 |
| But lies is things I mortal hate | J2 |
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| 'Such friends is the disaster sad | K2 |
| Which has befel the Cal Acad | K2 |
| And now the question is of more | R |
| Importance than it was before | R |
| Shall vacancies among us be | L2 |
| To idiots threw open free ' | - |
Ambrose Bierce
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