The Dunciad:[234] Book The First Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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TO DR JONATHAN SWIFTA
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The proposition the invocation and the inscription Then the original of the great empire of Dulness and cause of the continuance thereof The college of the goddess in the city with her private academy for poets in particular the governors of it and the four cardinal virtues Then the poem hastes into the midst of things presenting her on the evening of a Lord Mayor's day revolving the long succession of her sons and the glories past and to come She fixes her eye on Bayes to be the instrument of that great event which is the subject of the poem He is described pensive among his books giving up the cause and apprehending the period of her empire after debating whether to betake himself to the Church or to gaming or to party writing he raises an altar of proper books and making first his solemn prayer and declaration purposes thereon to sacrifice all his unsuccessful writings As the pile is kindled the goddess beholding the flame from her seat flies and puts it out by casting upon it the poem of Thul She forthwith reveals herself to him transports him to her temple unfolds her arts and initiates him into her mysteries then announcing the death of Eusden the poet laureate anoints him carries him to court and proclaims him successorC
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The mighty mother and her son who bringsD
The Smithfield Muses to the ear of kingsD
I sing Say you her instruments the greatE
Called to this work by Dulness Jove and FateE
You by whose care in vain decried and cursedF
Still Dunce the second reigns like Dunce the firstF
Say how the goddess bade Britannia sleepG
And pour'd her spirit o'er the land and deepG
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In eldest time ere mortals writ or readH
Ere Pallas issued from the Thunderer's headH
Dulness o'er all possess'd her ancient rightI
Daughter of Chaos and Eternal NightI
Fate in their dotage this fair idiot gaveJ
Gross as her sire and as her mother graveJ
Laborious heavy busy bold and blindK
She ruled in native anarchy the mindK
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Still her old empire to restore she triesL
For born a goddess Dulness never diesL
O thou whatever title please thine earM
Dean Drapier Bickerstaff or GulliverC
Whether thou choose Cervantes' serious airN
Or laugh and shake in Rabelais' easy chairN
Or praise the court or magnify mankindK
Or thy grieved country's copper chains unbindK
From thy Boeotia though her power retiresO
Mourn not my Swift at ought our realm acquiresP
Here pleased behold her mighty wings outspreadK
To hatch a new Saturnian age of leadK
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Close to those walls where Folly holds her throneQ
And laughs to think Monro would take her downR
Where o'er the gates by his famed father's handK
Great Cibber's brazen brainless brothers standK
One cell there is conceal'd from vulgar eyeS
The cave of Poverty and PoetryT
Keen hollow winds howl through the bleak recessU
Emblem of music caused by emptinessV
Hence bards like Proteus long in vain tied downR
Escape in monsters and amaze the townR
Hence Miscellanies spring the weekly boastK
Of Curll's chaste press and Lintot's rubric postK
Hence hymning Tyburn's elegiac linesW
Hence Journals Medleys Merc'ries MagazinesX
Sepulchral lies our holy walls to graceY
And new year odes and all the Grub Street raceY
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In clouded majesty here Dulness shoneQ
Four guardian Virtues round support her throneQ
Fierce champion Fortitude that knows no fearsZ
Of hisses blows or want or loss of earsZ
Calm Temperance whose blessings those partakeA2
Who hunger and who thirst for scribbling sakeA2
Prudence whose glass presents the approaching jailB2
Poetic Justice with her lifted scaleB2
Where in nice balance truth with gold she weighsC2
And solid pudding against empty praiseC2
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Here she beholds the chaos dark and deepG
Where nameless somethings in their causes sleepG
'Till genial Jacob or a warm third dayK
Call forth each mass a poem or a playK
How hints like spawn scarce quick in embryo lieS
How new born nonsense first is taught to cryS
Maggots half form'd in rhyme exactly meetK
And learn to crawl upon poetic feetK
Here one poor word an hundred clenches makesD2
And ductile Dulness new meanders takesD2
There motley images her fancy strikeE2
Figures ill pair'd and similes unlikeE2
She sees a mob of metaphors advanceF2
Pleased with the madness of the mazy danceF2
How Tragedy and Comedy embraceY
How Farce and Epic get a jumbled raceY
How Time himself stands still at her commandK
Realms shift their place and ocean turns to landK
Here gay Description Egypt glads with showersP
Or gives to Zembla fruits to Barca flowersP
Glittering with ice here hoary hills are seenG2
There painted valleys of eternal greenG2
In cold December fragrant chaplets blowH2
And heavy harvests nod beneath the snowH2
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All these and more the cloud compelling queenG2
Beholds through fogs that magnify the sceneG2
She tinsell'd o'er in robes of varying huesI2
With self applause her wild creation viewsI2
Sees momentary monsters rise and fallJ2
And with her own fools colours gilds them allJ2
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'Twas on the day when Thorold rich and graveJ
Like Cimon triumphed both on land and waveJ
Pomps without guilt of bloodless swords and macesI2
Glad chains warm furs broad banners and broad facesI2
Now night descending the proud scene was o'erC
But lived in Settle's numbers one day moreK2
Now mayors and shrieves all hushed and satiate layK
Yet eat in dreams the custard of the dayK
While pensive poets painful vigils keepG
Sleepless themselves to give their readers sleepG
Much to the mindful queen the feast recallsI2
What city swans once sung within the wallsI2
Much she revolves their arts their ancient praiseI2
And sure succession down from Heywood's daysI2
She saw with joy the line immortal runL2
Each sire impress'd and glaring in his sonL2
So watchful Bruin forms with plastic careN
Each growing lump and brings it to a bearN
She saw old Pryn in restless Daniel shineM2
And Eusden eke out Blackmore's endless lineM2
She saw slow Philips creep like Tate's poor pageN2
And all the mighty mad in Dennis rageN2
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In each she marks her image full express'dK
But chief in Bayes's monster breeding breastK
Bayes formed by nature stage and town to blessI2
And act and be a coxcomb with successI2
Dulness with transport eyes the lively dunceI2
Remembering she herself was pertness onceI2
Now shame to Fortune an ill run at playK
Blank'd his bold visage and a thin third dayK
Swearing and supperless the hero sateK
Blasphemed his gods the dice and damn'd his fateK
Then gnaw'd his pen then dash'd it on the groundK
Sinking from thought to thought a vast profoundK
Plunged for his sense but found no bottom thereN
Yet wrote and floundered on in mere despairN
Round him much embryo much abortion layK
Much future ode and abdicated playK
Nonsense precipitate like running leadK
That slipp'd through cracks and zig zags of the headK
All that on Folly Frenzy could begetK
Fruits of dull heat and sooterkins of witK
Next o'er his books his eyes began to rollO2
In pleasing memory of all he stoleO2
How here he sipp'd how there he plunder'd snugP2
And suck'd all o'er like an industrious bugP2
Here lay poor Fletcher's half eat scenes and hereM
The frippery of crucified Moli reK
There hapless Shakspeare yet of Tibbald soreK2
Wish'd he had blotted for himself beforeK2
The rest on outside merit but presumeQ2
Or serve like other fools to fill a roomQ2
Such with their shelves as due proportion holdK
Or their fond parents dress'd in red and goldK
Or where the pictures for the page atoneQ
And Quarles is saved by beauties not his ownQ
Here swells the shelf with Ogilby the greatK
There stamp'd with arms Newcastle shines completeK
Here all his suffering brotherhood retireR2
And 'scape the martyrdom of Jakes and fireC
A Gothic library of Greece and RomeS2
Well purged and worthy Settle Banks and BroomeQ2
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But high above more solid learning shoneQ
The classics of an age that heard of noneL2
There Caxton slept with Wynkyn at his sideK
One clasp'd in wood and one in strong cow hideK
There saved by spice like mummies many a yearT2
Dry bodies of divinity appearT2
De Lyra there a dreadful front extendsI2
And here the groaning shelves Philemon bendsI2
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Of these twelve volumes twelve of amplest sizeI2
Redeem'd from tapers and defrauded piesI2
Inspired he seizes these an altar raiseI2
An hecatomb of pure unsullied laysI2
That altar crowns a folio common placeI2
Founds the whole pile of all his works the baseI2
Quartos octavos shape the lessening pyreC
A twisted birth day ode completes the spireR2
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Then he Great tamer of all human artK
First in my care and ever at my heartK
Dulness whose good old cause I yet defendK
With whom my Muse began with whom shall endK
E'er since Sir Fopling's periwig was praiseI2
To the last honours of the butt and baysI2
O thou of business the directing soulO2
To this our head like bias to the bowlO2
Which as more ponderous made its aim more trueU2
Obliquely waddling to the mark in viewU2
Oh ever gracious to perplexed mankindK
Still spread a healing mist before the mindK
And lest we err by wit's wild dancing lightK
Secure us kindly in our native nightK
Or if to wit a coxcomb make pretenceI2
Guard the sure barrier between that and senseI2
Or quite unravel all the reasoning threadK
And hang some curious cobweb in its steadK
As forced from wind guns lead itself can flyS
And ponderous slugs cut swiftly through the skyS
As clocks to weight their nimble motion oweH2
The wheels above urged by the load belowH2
Me Emptiness and Dulness could inspireR2
And were my elasticity and fireC
Some demon stole my pen forgive the offenceI2
And once betrayed me into common senseI2
Else all my prose and verse were much the sameV2
This prose on stilts that poetry fallen lameV2
Did on the stage my fops appear confinedK
My life gave ampler lessons to mankindK
Did the dead letter unsuccessful proveW2
The brisk example never fail'd to moveW2
Yet sure had Heaven decreed to save the stateK
Heaven had decreed these works a longer dateK
Could Troy be saved by any single handK
This gray goose weapon must have made her standK
What can I now my Fletcher cast asideK
Take up the Bible once my better guideK
Or tread the path by venturous heroes trodK
This box my thunder this right hand my godK
Or chair'd at White's amidst the doctors sitK
Teach oaths to gamesters and to nobles witK
Or bidst thou rather party to embraceI2
A friend to party thou and all her raceI2
'Tis the same rope at different ends they twistK
To Dulness Ridpath is as dear as MistK
Shall I like Curtins desperate in my zealX2
O'er head and ears plunge for the common wealX2
Or rob Rome's ancient geese of all their gloriesI2
And cackling save the monarchy of ToriesI2
Hold to the minister I more inclineM2
To serve his cause O queen is serving thineM2
And see thy very gazetteers give o'erC
Ev'n Ralph repents and Henley writes no moreK2
What then remains Ourself Still still remainY2
Cibberian forehead and Cibberian brainY2
This brazen brightness to the squire so dearT2
This polish'd hardness that reflects the peerT2
This arch absurd that wit and fool delightsI2
This mess tossed up of Hockley hole and White'sI2
Where dukes and butchers join to wreathe my crownR
At once the bear and fiddle of the townR
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O born in sin and forth in folly broughtK
Works damn'd or to be damn'd your father's faultK
Go purified by flames ascend the skyS
My better and more Christian progenyT
Unstain'd untouch'd and yet in maiden sheetsI2
While all your smutty sisters walk the streetsI2
Ye shall not beg like gratis given BlandK
Sent with a pass and vagrant through the landK
Nor sail with Ward to ape and monkey climesI2
Where vile Mundungus trucks for viler rhymesI2
Not sulphur tipp'd emblaze an ale house fireC
Not wrap up oranges to pelt your sireC
Oh pass more innocent in infant stateK
To the mild limbo of our father TateK
Or peaceably forgot at once be blestK
In Shadwell's bosom with eternal restK
Soon to that mass of nonsense to returnZ2
Where things destroyed are swept to things unbornA3
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With that a tear portentous sign of graceI2
Stole from the master of the sevenfold faceI2
And thrice he lifted high the birth day brandK
And thrice he dropp'd it from his quivering handK
Then lights the structure with averted eyesI2
The rolling smoke involves the sacrificeI2
The opening clouds disclose each work by turnsI2
Now flames the Cid and now Perolla burnsI2
Great Caesar roars and hisses in the firesI2
King John in silence modestly expiresI2
No merit now the dear Nonjuror claimsI2
Moliere's old stubble in a moment flamesI2
Tears gush'd again as from pale Priam's eyesI2
When the last blaze sent Ilion to the skiesI2
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Roused by the light old Dulness heaved the headK
Then snatch'd a sheet of Thul from her bedK
Sudden she flies and whelms it o'er the pyreC
Down sink the flames and with a hiss expireR2
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Her ample presence fills up all the placeI2
A veil of fogs dilates her awful faceI2
Great in her charms as when on shrieves and mayorsI2
She looks and breathes herself into their airsI2
She bids him wait her to her sacred domeS2
Well pleased he enter'd and confessed his homeS2
So spirits ending their terrestrial raceI2
Ascend and recognise their native placeI2
This the great mother dearer held than allX2
The clubs of quidnuncs or her own GuildhallX2
Here stood her opium here she nursed her owlsI2
And here she plann'd the imperial seat of foolsI2
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Here to her chosen all her works she showsI2
Prose swell'd to verse verse loitering into proseI2
How random thoughts now meaning chance to findK
Now leave all memory of sense behindK
How prologues into prefaces decayK
And these to notes are fritter'd quite awayK
How index learning turns no student paleX2
Yet holds the eel of science by the tailX2
How with less reading than makes felons 'scapeG
Less human genius than God gives an apeG
Small thanks to France and none to Rome or GreeceI2
A past vamp'd future old revived new pieceI2
'Twixt Plautus Fletcher Shakspeare and CorneilleX2
Can make a Cibber Tibbald or OzellX2
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The goddess then o'er his anointed headK
With mystic words the sacred opium shedK
And lo her bird a monster of a fowlX2
Something betwixt a Heidegger and owlX2
Perch'd on his crown 'All hail and hail againB3
My son the promised land expects thy reignY2
Know Eusden thirsts no more for sack or praiseI2
He sleeps among the dull of ancient daysI2
Safe where no critics damn no duns molestK
Where wretched Withers Ward and Gildon restK
And high born Howard more majestic sireC
With fool of quality completes the quireR2
Thou Cibber thou his laurel shalt supportK
Folly my son has still a friend at CourtK
Lift up your gates ye princes see him comeC3
Sound sound ye viols be the cat call dumbC3
Bring bring the madding bay the drunken vineM2
The creeping dirty courtly ivy joinD3
And thou his aide de camp lead on my sonsI2
Light arm'd with points antitheses and punsI2
Let Bawdry Billingsgate my daughters dearT2
Support his front and Oaths bring up the rearT2
And under his and under Archer's wingE3
Gaming and Grub Street skulk behind the kingE3
Oh when shall rise a monarch all our ownQ
And I a nursing mother rock the throneQ
'Twixt prince and people close the curtain drawF3
Shade him from light and cover him from lawF3
Fatten the courtier starve the learn d bandK
And suckle armies and dry nurse the landK
Till senates nod to lullabies divineM2
And all be sleep as at an ode of thine '-
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She ceased Then swells the chapel royal throatK
God save King Cibber mounts in every noteK
Familiar White's God save King Colley criesI2
God save King Colley Drury lane repliesI2
To Needham's quick the voice triumphal rodeK
But pious Needham dropp'd the name of GodK
Back to the Devil the last echoes rollX2
And Coll each butcher roars at Hockley holeX2
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So when Jove's block descended from on highS
As sings thy great forefather OgilbyG3
Loud thunder to its bottom shook the bogH3
And the hoarse nation croak'd God save King LogI3
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VARIATIONSI2
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VER The mighty mother c In the first edition it was thusI2
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Books and the man I sing the first who bringsI2
The Smithfield muses to the ear of kingsI2
Say great patricians since yourselves inspireR2
These wondrous works so Jove and Fate requireC
Say for what cause in vain decried and cursedK
StillX2
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After VER in the MSI2
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Or in the graver gown instruct mankindK
Or silent let thy morals tell thy mindK
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But this was to be understood as the poet says ironic like the dT
verseI2
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VER Close to those walls c In the former edition thusI2
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Where wave the tatter'd ensigns of Rag fairN
A yawning ruin hangs and nods in airN
Keen hollow winds howl through the bleak recessI2
Emblem of music caused by emptinessI2
Here in one bed two shivering sisters lieS
The cave of Poverty and PoetryT
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VER in the former linesI2
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Hence hymning Tyburn's elegiac layX2
Hence the soft sing song on Cecilia's dayX2
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VER alludes to the annual songs composed to music on St Cecilia'sI2
FeastK
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VER in the former editionsI2
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'Twas on the day when Thorald rich and graveJ
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VER But chief in Bayes's e In the former edition thusI2
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But chief in Tibbald's monster breeding breastK
Sees gods with demons in strange league engageN2
And earth and heaven and hell her battles wageN2
She eyed the bard where supperless he sateK
And pined unconscious of his rising fateK
Studious he sate with all his books aroundK
Sinking from thought to thought cT
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VER Round him much embryo c In the former editions thusI2
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He roll'd his eyes that witness'd huge dismayX2
Where yet unpawn'd much learned lumber layX2
Volumes whose size the space exactly fill'dK
Or which fond authors were so good to gildK
Or where by sculpture made for ever knownQ
The page admires new beauties not its ownQ
Here swells the shelf cT
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VER In the first edition it wasI2
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Well purged and worthy W y W s and BlX2
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VER A twisted c In the former editionL2
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And last a little Ajax tips the spireR2
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VER Or if to wit c In the former editionL2
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Ah still o'er Britain stretch that peaceful wandK
Which lulls th' Helvetian and Batavian landK
Where rebel to thy throne if science riseI2
She does but show her coward face and diesI2
There thy good scholiasts with unwearied painsI2
Make Horace flat and humble Maro's strainsI2
Here studious I unlucky moderns saveJ
Nor sleeps one error in its father's graveJ
Old puns restore lost blunders nicely seekJ3
And crucify poor Shakspeare once a weekJ3
For thee supplying in the worst of daysI2
Notes to dull books and prologues to dull playsI2
Not that my quill to critics was confinedK
My verse gave ampler lessons to mankindK
So gravest precepts may successless proveW2
But sad examples never fail to moveW2
As forced from wind guns cT
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VER Yet sure had Heaven c In the former editionL2
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Had Heaven decreed such works a longer dateK
Heaven had decreed to spare the Grub Street stateK
But see great Settle to the dust descendK
And all thy cause and empire at an endK
Could Troy be saved cT
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VER Hold to the minister In the former editionL2
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Yes to my country I my pen consignM2
Yes from this moment mighty Mist am thineM2
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VER O born in sin c In the former editionL2
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Adieu my children better thus expireR2
Unstall'd unsold thus glorious mount in fireC
Fair without spot than greased by grocer's handsI2
Or shipp'd with Ward to ape and monkey landsI2
Or wafting ginger round the streets to runL2
And visit ale house where ye first begunL2
With that he lifted thrice the sparkling brandK
And thrice he dropp'd it cT
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VER Now flames the Cid c In the former editionL2
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Now flames old Memnon now Rodrigo burnsI2
In one quick flash see Proserpine expireR2
And last his own cold Aeschylus took fireC
Then gushed the tears as from the Trojan's eyesI2
When the last blaze cT
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After VER in the former edition followed these two linesI2
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Raptured he gazes round the dear retreatK
And in sweet numbers celebrates the seatK
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VER Know Eusden c In the former editionL2
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Know Settle cloy'd with custard and with praiseI2
Is gather'd to the dull of ancient daysI2
Safe where no critics damn no duns molestK
Where Gildon Banks and high born Howard restK
I see a king who leads my chosen sonsI2
To lands that flow with clenches and with punsI2
Till each famed theatre my empire ownQ
Till Albion as Hibernia bless my throneQ
I see I see Then rapt she spoke no moreK2
God save King Tibbald Grub Street alleys roarK2
So when Jove's block cT

Alexander Pope



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