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One sees in Viteall Yard	A
Vere pleacemen do resort	B
A wenerable hinstitute	B
'Tis call'd the Pallis Court	B
A gent as got his i on it	B
I think 'twill make some sport	B
	-
The natur of this Court	B
My hindignation riles	C
A few fat legal spiders	D
Here set spin their viles	C
To rob the town theyr privlege is	E
In a hayrea of twelve miles	C
	-
The Judge of this year Court	B
Is a mellitary beak	F
He knows no more of Lor	G
Than praps he does of Greek	F
And prowides hisself a deputy	B
Because he cannot speak	F
	-
Four counsel in this Court	B
Misnamed of Justice sits	H
These lawyers owes their places to	B
Their money not their wits	H
And there's six attornies under them	I
As here their living gits	H
	-
These lawyers six and four	G
Was a livin at their ease	H
A sendin of their writs abowt	B
And droring in the fees	H
When their erose a cirkimstance	H
As is like to make a breeze	H
	-
It now is some monce since	H
A gent both good and trew	B
Possest an ansum oss vith vich	J
He didn know what to do	B
Peraps he did not like the oss	H
Peraps he was a scru	B
	-
This gentleman his oss	H
At Tattersall's did lodge	K
There came a wulgar oss dealer	B
This gentleman's name did fodge	K
And took the oss from Tattersall's	H
Wasn that a artful dodge	K
	-
One day this gentleman's groom	L
This willain did spy out	B
A mounted on this oss	H
A ridin him about	B
'Get out of that there oss you rogue '	-
Speaks up the groom so stout	B
	-
The thief was cruel whex'd	B
To find himself so pinn'd	B
The oss began to whinny	M
The honest gloom he grinn'd	B
And the raskle thief got off the oss	H
And cut avay like vind	B
	-
And phansy with what joy	K
The master did regard	B
His dearly bluvd lost oss again	M
Trot in the stable yard	B
	-
Who was this master good	B
Of whomb I makes these rhymes	H
His name is Jacob Homnium Exquire	B
And if I'd committed crimes	H
Good Lord I wouldn't ave that mann	M
Attack me in the Times	H
	-
Now shortly after the groomb	L
His master's oss did take up	N
There came a livery man	M
This gentleman to wake up	N
And he handed in a little bill	O
Which hangered Mr Jacob	P
	-
For two pound seventeen	M
This livery man eplied	B
For the keep of Mr Jacob's oss	H
Which the thief had took to ride	B
'Do you see anythink green in me '	-
Mr Jacob Homnium cried	B
	-
'Because a raskle chews	H
My oss away to robb	Q
And goes tick at your Mews	H
For seven and fifty bobb	Q
Shall I be call'd to pay It is	H
A iniquitious Jobb '	-
	-
Thus Mr Jacob cut	B
The conwasation short	B
The livery man went ome	L
Detummingd to ave sport	B
And summingsd Jacob Homnium Exquire	B
Into the Pallis Court	B
	-
Pore Jacob went to Court	B
A Counsel for to fix	H
And choose a barrister out of the four	B
An attorney of the six	H
And there he sor these men of Lor	B
And watch'd 'em at their tricks	H
	-
The dreadful day of trile	O
In the Pallis Court did come	L
The lawyers said their say	H
The Judge look'd wery glum	L
And then the British Jury cast	B
Pore Jacob Hom ni um	L
	-
O a weary day was that	B
For Jacob to go through	B
The debt was two seventeen	M
Which he no mor owed than you	B
And then there was the plaintives costs	H
Eleven pound six and two	B
	-
And then there was his own	M
Which the lawyers they did fix	H
At the wery moderit figgar	B
Of ten pound one and six	H
Now Evins bless the Pallis Court	B
And all its bold ver dicks	H
	-
I cannot settingly tell	O
If Jacob swaw and cust	B
At aving for to pay this sumb	L
But I should think he must	B
And av drawn a cheque for L s d	B
With most igstreme disgust	B
	-
O Pallis Court you move	R
My pitty most profound	B
A most emusing sport	B
You thought it I'll be bound	B
To saddle hup a three pound debt	B
With two and twenty pound	B
	-
Good sport it is to you	B
To grind the honest pore	B
To pay their just or unjust debts	H
With eight hundred per cent for Lor	B
Make haste and get your costes in	M
They will not last much mor	B
	-
Come down from that tribewn	M
Thou shameless and Unjust	B
Thou Swindle picking pockets in	M
The name of Truth august	B
Come down thou hoary blasphemy	B
For die thou shalt and must	B
	-
And go it Jacob Homnium	B
And ply your iron pen	M
And rise up Sir John Jervis	H
And shut me up that den	M
That sty for fattening lawyers in	M
On the bones of honest men	M

William Makepeace Thackeray

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