The Parson At The Hockey Match Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AABBCCCCDDEEFFGG HHIIJJKKLLFFJJJJFF MMJJNNOOPPJJQQJJRRST UUVVJJWWJJJJFF XXKK YY ZZJJA2A2B2 B2ZZFFEEXXLC2JJJJ D2D2MMJJ JJFFE2E2 JJJJF2F2

It's very disagreeable to sit here in the coldA
And a sinful waste of time ah well it's too late now to scoldA
I'll think about my sermon and my prayers for Sunday nextB
And the young folks may be happy let me see what was my textB
But what a throng of people an immortal soul in eachC
With such an audience this would be a splendid place to preachC
I'd have the pulpit half way down what ice without a smirchC
Here are the men I wonder if they ever go to churchC
The teams Ah yes the forwards point and cover point and goalD
Thank you my dear I understand is that a lump of coalD
Rubber Ah yes The puck just so One's holding it I seeE
That fellow with his clothes all on ah that's the refereeE
What was he whistling for his dog Why they've begun to playF
Well well that's rough I really think we're doing wrong to stayF
It's sickening deafening dear I wish this uproar could be stilledG
I do sincerely trust there'll not be anybody killedG
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It's a wondrous exhibition of alertness speed and strengthH
I suppose there's not much danger there's a fellow at full lengthH
He's up again that's plucky Well the little lad has pluckI
And now he's master of the ice possessor of the puckI
He dodges two opponents but collides with one at lastJ
A Philistine Goliath David baffles him and fastJ
Darts onward o'er the whitening sheet while from each crowded rowK
The crazed spectators cheer him on Look has he lost it NoK
He's clear again Played played my boy I'd like to see him scoreL
I'll have no voice for Sunday if I shout like this much moreL
But there his ruthless enemies o'erwhelm him in a shoalF
Well played you hero safely passed Now for a shot on goalF
Shoot shoot you duffer shoot you goose you ass you great galootJ
You addle pated idiot you nincompoop you shootJ
You've lost it Never mind well tried that other dash was grandJ
Why do they stop Off side you say I don't quite understandJ
That's puzzling I suppose it's right I wish they'd not delayF
This is a most provoking interruption to the playF
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Cold Nothing of the sort I was I'm heated with the gameM
I'm really enjoying it indeed I'm glad I cameM
I'd like to see both ends at once I can't from where we sitJ
They've scored one yonder What's the row A player has been hitJ
Such things are bound to happen in a rapid game like thisN
They'll soon resume the play my dear there's nothing much amissN
Some trifling accident received in a rough body checkO
A shoulder dislocated or a fracture of the neckO
Oh no it's nothing serious the game begins againP
They're here a writhing struggling mass of half a dozen menP
Battling and groaning with the strife and breathing hard and fastJ
Swayed back and forth and stooping low like elms before the blastJ
Changing their places like a fleet of vessels tempest drivenQ
That blindly meet within the waves and part with timbers rivenQ
Waving their sticks with frantic zeal But isn't this a sightJ
My goodness I could sit and watch a game like this all nightJ
There dirty trousers there's your chance Muffed it Why weren't you quickR
This is a sight to make the sad rejoice to heal the sickR
To rouse the drones and give them life to last them half a yearS
Hit him again I wish I had my congregation hereT
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My stars and this is hockey Hockey's the king of sportsU
This is the thing to come to when you're feeling out of sortsU
This is the greatest holiday I've had for many weeksV
This helps one to appreciate the feeling of the GreeksV
I understand my Homer now O Hercules beholdJ
Yon Trojan giant he that's cast in an Olympian mouldJ
Ye gods he more than doubled up that other stalwart coveW
Here comes swift footed Mercury the messenger of JoveW
Adown the blue outstripping all he speeds Oh what a spurtJ
His shoulders have no wings but see he has them on his shirtJ
He's broken through the forward line baffled the cover pointJ
Thrown down the other man and knocked their game all out of jointJ
And now he rushes on the goal this makes the senses reelF
Goal goal hurrah hurrah well done men of the winged wheelF
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At last how soon the game is done I've scarcely drawn a breathX
This getting out is difficult I'm almost crushed to deathX
The cars are packed how we'll get home I'm sure I do not knowK
Here's room for you get up my dears I'll walk away you goK
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My sermon's gone but as I walk I cannot help but thinkY
That after all perhaps I've found a sermon in the rinkY
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This world is an arena with a slippery sheet of iceZ
And all have skates and hockey sticks and enter without priceZ
And seats are round for those who rest the idle and the oldJ
But those who are not in the game are apt to find it coldJ
Some play defence some forward with terrific speed and stressA2
The puck keeps flying 'twixt the goals of failure and successA2
Now up now down across and back here there and everywhereB2
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The grit of skates the crack of sticks the shouting fill the airB2
Some slip and fall a thousand times and spring up in a triceZ
Some go to pieces on their feet and have to leave the iceZ
Some play offside kick tackle trip try every kind of foulF
Some players are forever cheered some only get a howlF
We seldom hear the whistle of the watchful RefereeE
Who mostly lets the game go on as if He didn't seeE
No gong rings out half time to let the players get their breathX
To most full time comes only with the solemn stroke of deathX
The winners are not always those who make the biggest scoreL
The vanquished oft are victors when the stubborn game is o'erC2
For many things are added to make up the grand amountJ
And everything is taken at the last into accountJ
The sort of sticks we played with and the way our feet were shodJ
For the trophy is Salvation and the Referee is GodJ
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God prosper our Canadian sports and keep them clean and pureD2
Whole hearted manly generous and let them long endureD2
Long live each honest winter sport each good Canadian gameM
To train the youth in lusty health and iron strength of frameM
To make them noble vigorous straightforward ardent boldJ
Nearer a perfect standard than the grandest knights of oldJ
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Keep in the path of rectitude the young throughout the landJ
And guide them ever on their way by thine unerring handJ
Along the slippery path of life in safety toward the goalF
And keep their bodies holy as the temples of the soulF
For the river of the future from the present's fountain runsE2
And a nation's hope is founded on the virtue of her sonsE2
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The glory of a man is strength Thy wisdom hath declaredJ
Let strength increase and strength of frame with strength of will be pairedJ
And let these twain go hand in hand with strength of heart and mindJ
And strength of character present all forms of strength combinedJ
Oh make out strength the strength of men to perfect stature grownF2
And use it for thine ends and turn man's glory to thine ownF2

W. M. Mackeracher



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