Latest Accounts From Olympus Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCC DEFFGD BBHHIIJJ BBKKLLBB MNOOPPQDDROSSTB JNJJUUUNNNNN UUAs news from Olympus has grown rather rare | A |
Since bards in their cruises have ceased to touch there | A |
We extract for our readers the intelligence given | B |
In our latest accounts from that ci devant Heaven | B |
That realm of the By gones where still sit in state | C |
Old god heads and nod heads now long out of date | C |
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Jove himself it appears since his love days are o'er | D |
Seems to find immortality rather a bore | E |
Tho' he still asks for news of earth's capers and crimes | F |
And reads daily his old fellow Thunderer the Times | F |
He and Vulcan it seems by their wives still hen peckt are | G |
And kept on a stinted allowance of nectar | D |
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Old Phoebus poor lad has given up inspiration | B |
And packt off to earth on a puff speculation | B |
The fact is he found his old shrines had grown dim | H |
Since bards lookt to Bentley and Colburn not him | H |
So he sold off his stud of ambrosia fed nags | I |
Came incog down to earth and now writes for the Mags | I |
Taking care that his work not a gleam hath to linger in't | J |
From which men could guess that the god had a finger in't | J |
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There are other small facts well deserving attention | B |
Of which our Olympic despatches make mention | B |
Poor Bacchus is still very ill they allege | K |
Having never recovered the Temperance Pledge | K |
What the Irish he cried those I lookt to the most | L |
If they give up the spirit I give up the ghost | L |
While Momus who used of the gods to make fun | B |
Is turned Socialist now and declares there are none | B |
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But these changes tho' curious are all a mere farce | M |
Compared to the new casus belli of Mars | N |
Who for years has been suffering the horrors of quiet | O |
Uncheered by one glimmer of bloodshed or riot | O |
In vain from the clouds his belligerent brow | P |
Did he pop forth in hopes that somewhere or somehow | P |
Like Pat at a fair he might coax up a row | Q |
But the joke wouldn't take the whole world had got wiser | D |
Men liked not to take a Great Gun for adviser | D |
And still less to march in fine clothes to be shot | R |
Without very well knowing for whom or for what | O |
The French who of slaughter had had their full swing | S |
Were content with a shot now and then at their King | S |
While in England good fighting's a pastime so hard to gain | T |
Nobody's left to fight with but Lord Cardigan | B |
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'Tis needless to say then how monstrously happy | J |
Old Mars has been made by what's now on the tapis | N |
How much it delights him to see the French rally | J |
In Liberty's name around Mehemet Ali | J |
Well knowing that Satan himself could not find | U |
A confection of mischief much more to his mind | U |
Than the old Bonnet Rouge and the Bashaw combined | U |
Right well too he knows that there ne'er were attackers | N |
Whatever their cause that they didn't find backers | N |
While any slight care for Humanity's woes | N |
May be soothed by that Art Diplomatique which shows | N |
How to come in the most approved method to blows | N |
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This is all for to day whether Mars is much vext | U |
At his friend Thiers's exit we'll know by our next | U |
Thomas Moore
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