Tim Turpin. - A Pathetic Ballad Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCB DEFE GHBH CIJI KDLD MNBN OPNQ RSDS TDDD UVWV XYHY ZA2B2C2 D2LNL E2F2LF2 DG2H2G2 I2J2K2L2 M2N2O2N2 E2P2Q2P2 E2R2S2R2 E2BT2B U2LDL DV2N2V2Tim Turpin he was gravel blind | A |
And ne'er had seen the skies | B |
For Mature when his head was made | C |
Forgot to dot his eyes | B |
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So like a Christmas pedagogue | D |
Poor Tim was forc'd to do | E |
Look out for pupils for he had | F |
A vacancy for two | E |
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There's some have specs to help their sight | G |
Of objects dim and small | H |
But Tim had specks within his eyes | B |
And could not see at all | H |
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Now Tim he woo'd a servant maid | C |
And took her to his arms | I |
For he like Pyramus had cast | J |
A wall eye on her charms | I |
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By day she led him up and down | K |
Where'er he wished to jog | D |
A happy wife altho' she led | L |
The life of any dog | D |
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But just when Tim had liv'd a month | M |
In honey with his wife | N |
A surgeon ope'd his Milton eyes | B |
Like oysters with a knife | N |
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But when his eyes were open'd thus | O |
He wish'd them dark again | P |
For when he look'd upon his wife | N |
He saw her very plain | Q |
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Her face was bad her figure worse | R |
He couldn't bear to eat | S |
For she was any thing but like | D |
A Grace before his meat | S |
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Tim he was a feeling man | T |
For when his sight was thick | D |
It made him feel for every thing | D |
But that was with a stick | D |
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So with a cudgel in his hand | U |
It was not light or slim | V |
He knocked at his wife's head until | W |
It open'd unto him | V |
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And when the corpse was stiff and cold | X |
He took his slaughter'd spouse | Y |
And laid her in a heap with all | H |
The ashes of her house | Y |
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But like a wicked murderer | Z |
He lived in constant fear | A2 |
From day to day and so he cut | B2 |
His throat from ear to ear | C2 |
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The neighbors fetch'd a doctor in | D2 |
Said he this wound I dread | L |
Can hardly be sew'd up his life | N |
Is hanging on a thread | L |
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But when another week was gone | E2 |
He gave him stronger hope | F2 |
Instead of hanging on a thread | L |
Of hanging on a rope | F2 |
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Ah when he hid his bloody work | D |
In ashes round about | G2 |
How little he supposed the truth | H2 |
Would soon be sifted out | G2 |
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But when the parish dustman came | I2 |
His rubbish to withdraw | J2 |
He found more dust within the heap | K2 |
Than he contracted for | L2 |
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A dozen men to try the fact | M2 |
Were sworn that very day | N2 |
But tho' they all were jurors yet | O2 |
No conjurors were they | N2 |
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Said Tim unto those jurymen | E2 |
You need not waste your breath | P2 |
For I confess myself at once | Q2 |
The author of her death | P2 |
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And oh when I reflect upon | E2 |
The blood that I have spilt | R2 |
Just like a button is my soul | S2 |
Inscrib'd with double guilt | R2 |
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Then turning round his head again | E2 |
He saw before his eyes | B |
A great judge and a little judge | T2 |
The judges of a size | B |
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The great judge took his judgment cap | U2 |
And put it on his head | L |
And sentenc'd Tim by law to hang | D |
'Till he was three times dead | L |
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So he was tried and he was hung | D |
Fit punishment for such | V2 |
On Horsham drop and none can say | N2 |
It was a drop too much | V2 |
Thomas Hood
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