The Lament Of Toby, The Learned Pig Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABCB DEFE GEHE IJEJ KLDL MNON PBQB RESE TUNU VNNN DEWE MUXU VUEU EFEF BSB EYZA2 B2BC2B SEBE ED2ED2Oh heavy day oh day of woe | A |
To misery a poster | B |
Why was I ever farrowed why | C |
Not spitted for a roaster | B |
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In this world pigs as well as men | D |
Must dance to fortune's fiddlings | E |
But must I give the classics up | F |
For barley meal and middlings | E |
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Of what avail that I could spell | G |
And read just like my betters | E |
If I must come to this at last | H |
To litters not to letters | E |
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Oh why are pigs made scholars of | I |
It baffles my discerning | J |
What griskins fry and chitterlings | E |
Can have to do with learning | J |
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Alas my learning once drew cash | K |
But public fame's unstable | L |
So I must turn a pig again | D |
And fatten for the table | L |
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To leave my literary line | M |
My eyes get red and leaky | N |
But Giblett doesn't want me blue | O |
But red and white and streaky | N |
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Old Mullins used to cultivate | P |
My learning like a gard'ner | B |
But Giblett only thinks of lard | Q |
And not of Doctor Lardner | B |
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He does not care about my brain | R |
The value of two coppers | E |
All that he thinks about my head | S |
Is how I'm off for choppers | E |
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Of all my literary kin | T |
A farewell must be taken | U |
Goodbye to the poetic Hogg | N |
The philosophic Bacon | U |
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Day after day my lessons fade | V |
My intellect gets muddy | N |
A trough I have and not a desk | N |
A stye and not a study | N |
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Another little month and then | D |
My progress ends like Bunyan's | E |
The seven sages that I loved | W |
Will be chopped up with onions | E |
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Then over head and ears in brine | M |
They'll souse me like a salmon | U |
My mathematics turned to brawn | X |
My logic into gammon | U |
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My Hebrew will all retrograde | V |
Now I'm put up to fatten | U |
My Greek it will all go to grease | E |
The dogs will have my Latin | U |
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Farewell to Oxford and to Bliss | E |
To Milman Crowe and Glossop | F |
I now must be content with chats | E |
Instead of learned gossip | F |
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Farewell to 'Town ' farewell to 'Gown ' | - |
I've quite outgrown the latter | B |
Instead of Trencher cap my head | S |
Will soon be in a platter | B |
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Oh why did I at Brazen Nose | E |
Rout up the roots of knowledge | Y |
A butcher that can't read will kill | Z |
A pig that's been to college | A2 |
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For sorrow I could stick myself | B2 |
But conscience is a dasher | B |
A thing that would be rash in man | C2 |
In me would be a rasher | B |
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One thing I ask when I am dead | S |
And past the Stygian ditches | E |
And that is let my schoolmaster | B |
Have one of my two Hitches | E |
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'Twas he who taught my letters so | E |
I ne'er mistook or missed 'em | D2 |
Simply by ringing at the nose | E |
According to Bell's system | D2 |
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