An Open Question Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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It is the king's highway that we are in and in this way it is that thou hast placed the lions BUNYANA
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What shut the gardens lock the latticed gateB
Refuse the shilling and the Fellow's ticketC
And hang a wooden notice up to stateB
On Sundays no admittance at this wicketC
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The Birds the Beasts and all the Reptile raceD
Denied to friends and visitors till MondayE
Now really this appears the common caseD
Of putting too much Sabbath into SundayF
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyE
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The Gardens so unlike the ones we dubG
Of Tea wherein the artisan carousesD
Mere shrubberies without one drop of shrubG
Wherefore should they be closed like public housesD
No ale is vended at the wild Deer's HeadH
Nor rum nor gin not even of a MondayE
The Lion is not carved or gilt or redH
And does not send out porter of a SundayF
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyE
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The bear denied the Leopard under locksD
As if his spots would give contagious feversD
The Beaver close as hat within its boxD
So different from other Sunday beaversD
The Birds invisible the Gnaw way RatsD
The Seal hermetically seal'd till MondayE
The Monkey tribe the Family of CatsD
We visit other families on SundayF
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyE
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What is the brute profanity that shocksD
The super sensitively serious feelingI
The Kangaroo is he not orthodoxD
To bend his legs the way he does in kneelingI
Was strict Sir Andrew in his sabbath coatJ
Struck all a heap to see a Coati MundiE
Or did the Kentish Plumtree faint to noteJ
The Pelicans presenting bills on SundayF
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyE
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What feature has repulsed the serious setK
What error in the bestial birth or breedingI
To put their tender fancies on the fretK
One thing is plain it is not in the feedingI
Some stiffish people think that smoking jointsD
Are carnal sins 'twixt Saturday and MondayE
But then the beasts are pious on these pointsD
For they all eat cold dinners on a SundayF
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyE
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What change comes o'er the spirit of the placeD
As if transmuted by some spell organicL
Turns fell Hy na of the Ghoulish raceD
The Snake pro tempore the true SatanicL
Do Irish minds whose theory allowsD
That now and then Good Friday falls on MondayE
Do Irish minds suppose that Indian CowsD
Are wicked Bulls of Bashan on a SundayF
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyE
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There are some moody fellows not a fewM
Who turn'd by Nature with a gloomy biasD
Renounce black devils to adopt the blueM
And think when they are dismal they are piousD
Is't possible that Pug's untimely funA
Has sent the brutes to Coventry till MondayE
Or p'rhaps some animal no serious oneA
Was overheard in laughter on a SundayF
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyE
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What dire offence have serious Fellows foundN
To raise their spleen against the Regent's spinneyE
Were charitable boxes handed roundN
And would not Guinea Pigs subscribe their guineaE
Perchance the Demoiselle refused to moultN
The feathers in her head at least till MondayN
Or did the Elephant unseemly boltN
A tract presented to be read on SundayN
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyN
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At whom did Leo struggle to get looseD
Who mourns through Monkey tricks his damaged clothingI
Who has been hiss'd by the Canadian GooseD
On whom did Llama spit in utter loathingI
Some Smithfield saint did jealous feelings tellO
To keep the Puma out of sight till MondayN
Because he prey'd extempore as wellO
As certain wild Itinerants on SundayN
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyN
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To me it seems that in the oddest wayN
Begging the pardon of each rigid SociusD
Our would be Keepers of the Sabbath dayN
Are like the Keepers of the brutes ferociousD
As soon the Tiger might expect to stalkP
About the grounds from Saturday till MondayN
As any harmless man to take a walkP
If saints could clap him in a cage on SundayN
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyN
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In spite of all hypocrisy can spinQ
As surely as I am a Christian scionA
I cannot think it is a mortal sinQ
Unless he's loose to look upon a lionA
I really think that one may go perchanceD
To see a bear as guiltless as on MondayN
That is provided that he did not danceD
Bruin's no worse than bakin' on a SundayN
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyN
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In spite of all the fanatic compilesD
I cannot think the day a bit divinerR
Because no children with forestalling smilesD
Throng happy to the gates of Eden MinorR
It is not plain to my poor faith at leastN
That what we christen Natural on MondayN
The wondrous History of bird and beastN
Can be Unnatural because it's SundayN
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyN
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Whereon is sinful fantasy to workS
The Dove the wing'd Columbus of man's havenA
The tender Love Bird or the filial StorkT
The punctual Crane the providential RavenA
The Pelican whose bosom feeds her youngU
Nay must we cut from Saturday till MondayN
That feather'd marvel with a human tongueU
Because she does not preach upon a SundayN
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyN
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The busy Beaver that sagacious beastN
The Sheep that own'd an Oriental ShepherdN
That Desert ship the Camel of the EastN
The horn'd Rhinoceros the spotted LeopardN
The creatures of the Great Creator's handN
Are surely sights for better days than MondayN
The elephant although he wears no bandN
Has he no sermon in his trunk for SundayN
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyN
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What harm if men who burn the midnight oilV
Weary of frame and worn and wan in featureR
Seek once a week their spirits to assoilV
And snatch a glimpse of Animated NatureR
Better it were if in his best of suitsD
The artisan who goes to work on MondayN
Should spend a leisure hour among the brutesD
Than make a beast of his own self on SundayN
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyN
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Why zounds what raised so Protestant a fussD
Omit the zounds for which I make apologyN
But that the Papists like some fellows thusD
Had somehow mixed up Dens with their theologyN
Is Brahma's Bull a Hindoo god at homeW
A papal bull to be tied up till MondayN
Or Leo like his namesake Pope of RomeW
That there is such a dread of them on SundayN
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyN
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Spirit of Kant have we not had enoughX
To make religion sad and sour and snubbishY
But Saints Zoological must cant their stuffX
As vessels cant their ballast rattling rubbishY
Once let the sect triumphant to their textN
Shut Nero up from Saturday till MondayN
And sure as fate they will deny us nextN
To see the Dandelions on a SundayN
But what is your opinion Mrs GrundyN

Thomas Hood



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