Attention Please! Attention Please! Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABBCC DDDDDDE FFGG HIJJKKDD EL MMHHNN OOLLPPDDQQRRCCSNCC DDGGTTUUVVV VVD NNCC GGVHDDDD WXXD YSVVOODDD DDDZ DDVVA2A2B2B2DDDDRRVV DDVVVTTCCDDDDJ'Attention please Attention please | A |
Don't dare to talk Don't dare to sneeze | A |
Don't doze or daydream Stay awake | B |
Your health your very life's at stake | B |
Ho ho you say they can't mean me | C |
Ha ha we answer wait and see | C |
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Did any of you ever meet | D |
A child called Goldie Pinklesweet | D |
Who on her seventh birthday went | D |
To stay with Granny down in Kent | D |
At lunchtime on the second day | D |
Of dearest little Goldie's stay | D |
Granny announced 'I'm going down | E |
To do some shopping in the town ' | - |
D'you know why Granny didn't tell | F |
The child to come along as well | F |
She's going to the nearest inn | G |
To buy herself a double gin | G |
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So out she creeps She shuts the door | H |
And Goldie after making sure | I |
That she is really by herself | J |
Goes quickly to the medicine shelf | J |
And there her little greedy eyes | K |
See pills of every shape and size | K |
Such fascinating colours too | D |
Some green some pink some brown some blue | D |
'All right ' she says 'let's try the brown ' | - |
She takes one pill and gulps it down | E |
'Yum yum ' she cries 'Hooray What fun | L |
They're chocolate coated every one ' | - |
She gobbles five she gobbles ten | M |
She stops her gobbling only when | M |
The last pill's gone There are no more | H |
Slowly she rises from the floor | H |
She stops She hiccups Dear oh dear | N |
She starts to feel a trifle queer | N |
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You see how could young Goldie know | O |
For nobody had told her so | O |
That Grandmama her old relation | L |
Suffered from frightful constipation | L |
This meant that every night she'd give | P |
Herself a powerful laxative | P |
And all the medicines that she'd bought | D |
Were naturally of this sort | D |
The pink and red and blue and green | Q |
Were all extremely strong and mean | Q |
But far more fierce and meaner still | R |
Was Granny's little chocolate pill | R |
Its blast effect was quite uncanny | C |
It used to shake up even Granny | C |
In point of fact she did not dare | S |
To use them more than twice a year | N |
So can you wonder little Goldie | C |
Began to feel a wee bit moldy | C |
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Inside her tummy something stirred | D |
A funny gurgling sound was heard | D |
And then oh dear from deep within | G |
The ghastly rumbling sounds begin | G |
They rumbilate and roar and boom | T |
They bounce and echo round the room | T |
The floorboards shake and from the wall | U |
Some bits of paint and plaster fall | U |
Explosions whistles awful bangs | V |
Were followed by the loudest clangs | V |
A man next door was heard to say | V |
'A thunderstorm is on the way ' | - |
But on and on the rumbling goes | V |
A window cracks a lamp bulb blows | V |
Young Goldie clutched herself and cried | D |
'There's something wrong with my inside ' | - |
This was we very greatly fear | N |
The understatement of the year | N |
For wouldn't any child feel crummy | C |
With loud explosions in her tummy | C |
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Granny at half past two came in | G |
Weaving a little from the gin | G |
But even so she quickly saw | V |
The empty bottle on the floor | H |
'My precious laxatives ' she cried | D |
'I don't feel well ' the girl replied | D |
Angrily Grandma shook her head | D |
'I'm really not surprised ' she said | D |
'Why can't you leave my pills alone ' | - |
With that she grabbed the telephone | W |
And shouted 'Listen send us quick | X |
An ambulance A child is sick | X |
It's number fifty Fontwell Road | D |
Come fast I think she might explode ' | - |
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We're sure you do not wish to hear | Y |
About the hospital and where | S |
They did a lot of horrid things | V |
With stomach pumps and rubber rings | V |
Let's answer what you want to know | O |
Did Goldie live or did she go | O |
The doctors gathered round her bed | D |
'There's really not much hope ' they said | D |
'She's going going gone ' they cried | D |
'She's had her chips She's dead She's died ' | - |
'I'm not so sure ' the child replied | D |
And all at once she opened wide | D |
Her great big bluish eyes and sighed | D |
And gave the anxious docs a wink | Z |
And said 'I'll be okay I think ' | - |
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So Goldie lived and back she went | D |
At first to Granny's place in Kent | D |
Her father came the second day | V |
And fetched her in a Chevrolet | V |
And drove her to their home in Dover | A2 |
But Goldie's troubles were not over | A2 |
You see if someone takes enough | B2 |
Of any highly dangerous stuff | B2 |
One will invariably find | D |
Some traces of it left behind | D |
It pains us greatly to relate | D |
That Goldie suffered from this fate | D |
She'd taken such a massive fill | R |
Of this unpleasant kind of pill | R |
It got into her blood and bones | V |
It messed up all her chromosomes | V |
It made her constantly upset | D |
And she could never really get | D |
The beastly stuff to go away | V |
And so the girl was forced to stay | V |
For seven hours every day | V |
Within the everlasting gloom | T |
Of what we call The Ladies Room | T |
And after all the W C | C |
Is not the gayest place to be | C |
So now before it is too late | D |
Take heed of Goldie's dreadful fate | D |
And seriously all jokes apart | D |
Do promise us across your heart | D |
That you will never help yourself | J |
To medicine from the medicine shelf ' | - |
Roald Dahl
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