Attention Please! Attention Please! Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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'Attention please Attention pleaseA
Don't dare to talk Don't dare to sneezeA
Don't doze or daydream Stay awakeB
Your health your very life's at stakeB
Ho ho you say they can't mean meC
Ha ha we answer wait and seeC
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Did any of you ever meetD
A child called Goldie PinklesweetD
Who on her seventh birthday wentD
To stay with Granny down in KentD
At lunchtime on the second dayD
Of dearest little Goldie's stayD
Granny announced 'I'm going downE
To do some shopping in the town '-
D'you know why Granny didn't tellF
The child to come along as wellF
She's going to the nearest innG
To buy herself a double ginG
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So out she creeps She shuts the doorH
And Goldie after making sureI
That she is really by herselfJ
Goes quickly to the medicine shelfJ
And there her little greedy eyesK
See pills of every shape and sizeK
Such fascinating colours tooD
Some green some pink some brown some blueD
'All right ' she says 'let's try the brown '-
She takes one pill and gulps it downE
'Yum yum ' she cries 'Hooray What funL
They're chocolate coated every one '-
She gobbles five she gobbles tenM
She stops her gobbling only whenM
The last pill's gone There are no moreH
Slowly she rises from the floorH
She stops She hiccups Dear oh dearN
She starts to feel a trifle queerN
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You see how could young Goldie knowO
For nobody had told her soO
That Grandmama her old relationL
Suffered from frightful constipationL
This meant that every night she'd giveP
Herself a powerful laxativeP
And all the medicines that she'd boughtD
Were naturally of this sortD
The pink and red and blue and greenQ
Were all extremely strong and meanQ
But far more fierce and meaner stillR
Was Granny's little chocolate pillR
Its blast effect was quite uncannyC
It used to shake up even GrannyC
In point of fact she did not dareS
To use them more than twice a yearN
So can you wonder little GoldieC
Began to feel a wee bit moldyC
-
Inside her tummy something stirredD
A funny gurgling sound was heardD
And then oh dear from deep withinG
The ghastly rumbling sounds beginG
They rumbilate and roar and boomT
They bounce and echo round the roomT
The floorboards shake and from the wallU
Some bits of paint and plaster fallU
Explosions whistles awful bangsV
Were followed by the loudest clangsV
A man next door was heard to sayV
'A thunderstorm is on the way '-
But on and on the rumbling goesV
A window cracks a lamp bulb blowsV
Young Goldie clutched herself and criedD
'There's something wrong with my inside '-
This was we very greatly fearN
The understatement of the yearN
For wouldn't any child feel crummyC
With loud explosions in her tummyC
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Granny at half past two came inG
Weaving a little from the ginG
But even so she quickly sawV
The empty bottle on the floorH
'My precious laxatives ' she criedD
'I don't feel well ' the girl repliedD
Angrily Grandma shook her headD
'I'm really not surprised ' she saidD
'Why can't you leave my pills alone '-
With that she grabbed the telephoneW
And shouted 'Listen send us quickX
An ambulance A child is sickX
It's number fifty Fontwell RoadD
Come fast I think she might explode '-
-
We're sure you do not wish to hearY
About the hospital and whereS
They did a lot of horrid thingsV
With stomach pumps and rubber ringsV
Let's answer what you want to knowO
Did Goldie live or did she goO
The doctors gathered round her bedD
'There's really not much hope ' they saidD
'She's going going gone ' they criedD
'She's had her chips She's dead She's died '-
'I'm not so sure ' the child repliedD
And all at once she opened wideD
Her great big bluish eyes and sighedD
And gave the anxious docs a winkZ
And said 'I'll be okay I think '-
-
So Goldie lived and back she wentD
At first to Granny's place in KentD
Her father came the second dayV
And fetched her in a ChevroletV
And drove her to their home in DoverA2
But Goldie's troubles were not overA2
You see if someone takes enoughB2
Of any highly dangerous stuffB2
One will invariably findD
Some traces of it left behindD
It pains us greatly to relateD
That Goldie suffered from this fateD
She'd taken such a massive fillR
Of this unpleasant kind of pillR
It got into her blood and bonesV
It messed up all her chromosomesV
It made her constantly upsetD
And she could never really getD
The beastly stuff to go awayV
And so the girl was forced to stayV
For seven hours every dayV
Within the everlasting gloomT
Of what we call The Ladies RoomT
And after all the W CC
Is not the gayest place to beC
So now before it is too lateD
Take heed of Goldie's dreadful fateD
And seriously all jokes apartD
Do promise us across your heartD
That you will never help yourselfJ
To medicine from the medicine shelf '-

Roald Dahl



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