When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
Quote by Rita Rudner
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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Rita Rudner Quotes
- To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
- To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
- Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
- I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
- Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Best Quotes
- The past is a story you can't change, but the future is a limitless destiny you can venture. Make your own history and your story shall live to be told.
- The ultimate value of life depends upon awareness and the power of contemplation rather than upon mere survival.
- Politics is a science. You can demonstrate that you are right and that others are wrong.
- In forming a judgment, lay your hearts void of foretaken opinions; else, whatsoever is done or said, will be measured by a wrong rule; like them who have jaundice, to whom everything appears yellow.
- Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
- Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.
- There is always inequality in life. Some men are killed in a war and some men are wounded and some men never leave the country. Life is unfair.
- If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
- Death is the liberator of him whom freedom cannot release, the physician of him whom medicine cannot cure, and the comforter of him whom time cannot console.
- For peace is not mere absence of war, but is a virtue that springs from, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice.