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dustedandsocial: Sorry, Rita Rudner just told me she's marching for me. Best of luck though.

RickLondonGreen: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner

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isitbawal__: “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”—Rita Rudner KODREA AT NYLONBBBA

SanJuanChamber: Do not miss this upcoming event!Rita Rudner - One Night Only! - 7/2/2022

toddmulbarger: “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner

lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network. Rita Rudner

NL4Better: Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"   Rita Rudner Download the new NL4Better app for iOS and Android devices now -

looksunfamiliar: 'Next Big Thing' comedians that just suddenly disappeared from television. Paul Squire, Rita Rudner, Cheese And Onion, Phil Cool, Roy Jay... who did you think deserved a bit more small-screen exposure?

welfordwrites: I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. Rita Rudner

welfordwrites: Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. Rita Rudner

huskeydogg: When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. - Rita Rudner

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AprilLuvsHI: Celebrating fathers around the world! Share your Father's Day appreciation. “I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” —Rita Rudner.  “Remember:

AlucardsQuest: There's actually those out there who think women aren't funny or can't be good comedians... Rita Rudner is a comic legend that makes those people look like imbeciles.

RickLondonGreen: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner

armadill2010: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. (Rita Rudner)

ErnestCDavis: "I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight." - Rita Rudner

lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network. Rita Rudner

lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network. Rita Rudner

FitSunflower: Funny Dad Quotes For a Laugh on Father’s Day Funny Father’s Day Quotes “You can tell what was the best year of your fathers life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” – Jerry Seinfeld Rita Rudner ...

lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network. Rita Rudner

lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network. Rita Rudner

GallavichThings: GW2022 Day 2 - Quote based: Elizabeth Barrett OR Rita Rudner - It’s time for some quote-based fanworks in the second day of Gallavich Week 2002! You may chose one (or both) of the following quotes: “I love you not only for what you are, but...

MrsE0113: My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. ~ Rita Rudner, US comedian

ErnestCDavis: "When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always." - Rita Rudner

lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network. Rita Rudner

lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network. Rita Rudner

gulik_st: When I was a girl I only had two friends, and they were imaginary. And they would only play with each other. - Rita Rudner

RickLondonGreen: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner

marylolagouge: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner hummmm.......

huskeydogg: When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. - Rita Rudner

armadill2010: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. (Rita Rudner)

lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network. Rita Rudner

TableclothsF: “It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner

YogimieHQ: I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.- Rita Rudner

welfordwrites: I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, ‘well, that’s not going to happen’. Rita Rudner

lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network. Rita Rudner

MrsE0113: “I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.” ~ Rita Rudner (Comedian, b.1955)

Descartes1: I got a job at IHOP. It was a dream and I made it happen. -Rita Rudner

csher1991: One of the stupid references from Drag Race that has entered my everyday vocabulary is whenever a show is hyping up a celebrity I’ve never heard of, I always say “I loooove Rita Rudner!” in Yara Sofia’s voice

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RickLondonGreen: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner

Cargo_Pal: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner hummmm.......

armadill2010: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. (Rita Rudner)

Boyd99Kendall: "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner♦♦

lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network. Rita Rudner

welfordwrites: I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner

FosterNerd: My daughter sprained both of her optic nerves, rolling her eyes at me. -Rita Rudner Classic

jesbattis: I loved stand up comedy as a kid—I think because I was approximating my own performance as a human—and I would watch Paula Poundstone and Elvira Kurt and Rita Rudner and then later Janeane Garofolo and just revel in how exquisitely funny they were in different ways.

princemaebert: "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." ~ Rita Rudner KEEPITLOWKEY DUSTPHAN

Beerasays: “It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF AVNEIL

armadill2010: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. (Rita Rudner)

wiley87x: "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner♫✺

ScatteredQuotes: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner

Thouotes: "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head." — Rita Rudner

ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

CarrieC38311455: In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. Rita Rudner

KungFuShoesSays: "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head." Rita Rudner

SarcasmLiving: I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. — Rita Rudner

evil_spectre: Rita Rudner: "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."

AncientWisdomHQ: "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head." - Rita Rudner

AlisyaSadler: Rita Rudner “My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head.”

Ingram05Tristen: "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner✿☼

armadill2010: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. (Rita Rudner)

DerrisBoomer: "It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." -Rita Rudner.

RickLondonGreen: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner

friday_seo: “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner

ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

ErnestCDavis: "I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight." - Rita Rudner

ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

wright8s: "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner✸☺

gnilwoce: “When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?” ― Rita Rudner

gnilwoce: They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. Rita Rudner

Shi_bal__: My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. Rita Rudner KD OUR ALLSTAR MVP

OTOOLEFAN: I picked up Rita Rudner at airport when I was the MC at a comedy club in 1991: "We weren't even out of the airport and already I felt like the butler... When we got out to the parking lot and she saw my little car, you would've thought she'd just found out she was in steerage."

MineNextBook: “When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea his first name was Always.” ― Rita Rudner

beyourhome: I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

lords_cats: "I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again." — Rita Rudner

ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network. Rita Rudner

ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

ErnestCDavis: "When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always." - Rita Rudner

hunt8x3: "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner✺♠

marylolagouge: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner hummmm.......

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Cargo_Pal: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner hummmm.......

thefoxnote: My Vegas act is how I make my money. money, Rita Rudner

thefoxnote: My Vegas act is how I make my money. money, Rita Rudner

ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

beyourhome: Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner

DelilahDejesus3: "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner♫✿

bondars: “I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” - Rita Rudner

ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

armadill2010: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. (Rita Rudner)

welfordwrites: I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. Rita Rudner



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