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dustedandsocial: Sorry, Rita Rudner just told me she's marching for me. Best of luck though.
RickLondonGreen: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner
shin_bal_: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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isitbawal__: “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”—Rita Rudner
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SanJuanChamber: Do not miss this upcoming event!Rita Rudner - One Night Only! - 7/2/2022
toddmulbarger: “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner
lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
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NL4Better: Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
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looksunfamiliar: 'Next Big Thing' comedians that just suddenly disappeared from television. Paul Squire, Rita Rudner, Cheese And Onion, Phil Cool, Roy Jay... who did you think deserved a bit more small-screen exposure?
welfordwrites: I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. Rita Rudner
welfordwrites: Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. Rita Rudner
huskeydogg: When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. - Rita Rudner
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“I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” —Rita Rudner.
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AlucardsQuest: There's actually those out there who think women aren't funny or can't be good comedians... Rita Rudner is a comic legend that makes those people look like imbeciles.
RickLondonGreen: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner
armadill2010: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. (Rita Rudner)
ErnestCDavis: "I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight." - Rita Rudner
lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
Rita Rudner
lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
Rita Rudner
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“You can tell what was the best year of your fathers life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” – Jerry Seinfeld
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lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
Rita Rudner
lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
Rita Rudner
GallavichThings: GW2022 Day 2 - Quote based: Elizabeth Barrett OR Rita Rudner - It’s time for some quote-based fanworks in the second day of Gallavich Week 2002! You may chose one (or both) of the following quotes: “I love you not only for what you are, but...
MrsE0113: My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
~ Rita Rudner, US comedian
ErnestCDavis: "When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always." - Rita Rudner
lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
Rita Rudner
lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
Rita Rudner
gulik_st: When I was a girl I only had two friends, and they were imaginary. And they would only play with each other. - Rita Rudner
RickLondonGreen: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner
marylolagouge: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner hummmm.......
huskeydogg: When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. - Rita Rudner
armadill2010: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. (Rita Rudner)
lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
Rita Rudner
TableclothsF: “It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner
YogimieHQ: I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.- Rita Rudner
welfordwrites: I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, ‘well, that’s not going to happen’. Rita Rudner
lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
Rita Rudner
MrsE0113: “I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.”
~ Rita Rudner (Comedian, b.1955)
Descartes1: I got a job at IHOP. It was a dream and I made it happen.
-Rita Rudner
csher1991: One of the stupid references from Drag Race that has entered my everyday vocabulary is whenever a show is hyping up a celebrity I’ve never heard of, I always say “I loooove Rita Rudner!” in Yara Sofia’s voice
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RickLondonGreen: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner
Cargo_Pal: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner hummmm.......
armadill2010: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. (Rita Rudner)
Boyd99Kendall: "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner♦♦
lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
Rita Rudner
welfordwrites: I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
FosterNerd: My daughter sprained both of her optic nerves,
rolling her eyes at me. -Rita Rudner
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jesbattis: I loved stand up comedy as a kid—I think because I was approximating my own performance as a human—and I would watch Paula Poundstone and Elvira Kurt and Rita Rudner and then later Janeane Garofolo and just revel in how exquisitely funny they were in different ways.
princemaebert: "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." ~ Rita Rudner
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Beerasays: “It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
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armadill2010: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. (Rita Rudner)
wiley87x: "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner♫✺
ScatteredQuotes: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
Thouotes: "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head." — Rita Rudner
ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner
CarrieC38311455: In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. Rita Rudner
KungFuShoesSays: "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head." Rita Rudner
SarcasmLiving: I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. — Rita Rudner
evil_spectre: Rita Rudner: "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
AncientWisdomHQ: "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
- Rita Rudner
AlisyaSadler: Rita Rudner “My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head.”
Ingram05Tristen: "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner✿☼
armadill2010: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. (Rita Rudner)
DerrisBoomer: "It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
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RickLondonGreen: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner
friday_seo: “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
—Rita Rudner
ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner
ErnestCDavis: "I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight." - Rita Rudner
ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner
ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner
wright8s: "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner✸☺
gnilwoce: “When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?”
― Rita Rudner
gnilwoce: They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
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Shi_bal__: My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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OTOOLEFAN: I picked up Rita Rudner at airport when I was the MC at a comedy club in 1991: "We weren't even out of the airport and already I felt like the butler... When we got out to the parking lot and she saw my little car, you would've thought she'd just found out she was in steerage."
MineNextBook: “When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea his first name was Always.”
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Rita Rudner
beyourhome: I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner
ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner
lords_cats: "I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again."
— Rita Rudner
ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner
ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner
lux_martz: Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
Rita Rudner
ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner
ErnestCDavis: "When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always." - Rita Rudner
hunt8x3: "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner✺♠
marylolagouge: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner hummmm.......
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Cargo_Pal: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner hummmm.......
thefoxnote: My Vegas act is how I make my money.
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thefoxnote: My Vegas act is how I make my money.
money, Rita Rudner
ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner
beyourhome: Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner
DelilahDejesus3: "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner♫✿
bondars: “I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” - Rita Rudner
ElleChorongAP: "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner
armadill2010: Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. (Rita Rudner)
welfordwrites: I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. Rita Rudner
