Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
Quote by Rita Rudner
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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
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Rita Rudner Quotes
- My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
- I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
- When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
- My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
- Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
- I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
Best Quotes
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- The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.
- I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.
- Whether you like it or not, you're forced to come to the realisation that death is out there. But I don't fear death, I'm a fatalist. I believe when it's your time, that's it. It's the hand you're dealt.
- I have a lovely family who supports me and it's great.
- Let us beware of saying that death is the opposite of life. The living being is only a species of the dead, and a very rare species.
- I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.
- Unwearied ceaseless effort is the price that must be paid for turning faith into a rich infallible experience.
- There are three constants in life... change, choice and principles.