My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Quote by Rita Rudner
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
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Rita Rudner Quotes
- We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
- I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
- To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
- In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
- My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
- Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
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