An Alphabet Of Celebrities Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AAA BB CCC DD EEE FF DDD GGG DD HH II JJJ BK LLL BBB MM AA NN ODO PPP QR OO SSS DD DDD TUU

A's Albert Edward well meaning but flightyA
Who invited King Arthur the blameless and mightyA
To meet Alcibiades and AphroditeA
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B is for Bernhardt who fails to awakenB
Much feeling in Bismarck Barabbas and BaconB
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C is Columbus who tries to explainC
How to balance an egg to the utter disdainC
Of Confucius Carlyle Cleopatra and CainC
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D's for Diogenes Darwin and DanteD
Who delight in the dance Of a Darling BacchanteD
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E is for Edison making believeE
He's invented a clever contrivance for EveE
Who complained that she never could laugh in her sleeveE
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F is for Franklin who fearfully shocksF
The feelings of Fenelon Faber and FoxF
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G is Godiva whose great bareback featD
She kindly but firmly declines to repeatD
Though Gounod and Goldsmith implore and entreatD
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H is for Handel who pours out his soulG
Through the bagpipes to Howells and Homer who rollG
On the floor in an ecstasy past all controlG
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I is for Ibsen reciting a playD
While Irving and Ingersoll hasten awayD
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J is for Johnson who only says PishH
To Jonah who tells him his tale of a fishH
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K is the Kaiser who kindly repeatsI
Some original verses to Kipling and KeatsI
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L is Lafontaine who finds he's unableJ
To interest Luther and Liszt in his fableJ
While Loie continues to dance on the tableJ
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M is Macduff who's prevailed upon MiltonB
And Montaigne and Manon to each try a kilt onK
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N is Napoleon shrouded in gloomL
With Nero Narcissus and Nordau to whomL
He's explaining the manual of arms with a broomL
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O is for Oliver casting aspersionB
On Omar that awfully dissolute PersianB
Though secretly longing to join the diversionB
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P is for Peter who hollers No NoM
Through the keyhole to Paine Paderewski and PoeM
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Q is the Queen so noble and freeA
For further particulars look under VA
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R's Rubenstein playing that old thing in FN
To Rollo and Rembrandt who wish they were deafN
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S is for Swinburne who seeking the true the good and the beautiful visits the ZooO
Where he chances on Sappho and Mr SardouD
And Socrates all with the same end in viewO
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T is for Talleyrand toasting Miss TruthP
By the side of her well in a glass of vermouthP
And presenting Mark Twain as the friend of his youthP
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U is for Undine pursuing UlyssesQ
And Umberto who flee her damp death dealing kissesR
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V is Victoria noble and trueO
For further particulars look under QO
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W's Wagner who sang and played lots for Washington Wesley and good Doctor WattsS
His prurient plots pained Wesley and WattsS
But Washington said he enjoyed them in spotsS
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X is Xantippe who's having her sayD
And frightening the army of Xerxes awayD
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Y is for Young the great Mormon saintD
Who thinks little Yum Yum and Yvette so quaintD
He has to be instantly held in restraintD
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Z is for Zola presenting La TerreT
To Zenobia the brave and Zuleika the fairU
Whose blushes they artfully conceal with their hairU

Oliver Herford



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