An Alphabet Of Celebrities Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AAA BB CCC DD EEE FF DDD GGG DD HH II JJJ BK LLL BBB MM AA NN ODO PPP QR OO SSS DD DDD TUUA's Albert Edward well meaning but flighty | A |
Who invited King Arthur the blameless and mighty | A |
To meet Alcibiades and Aphrodite | A |
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B is for Bernhardt who fails to awaken | B |
Much feeling in Bismarck Barabbas and Bacon | B |
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C is Columbus who tries to explain | C |
How to balance an egg to the utter disdain | C |
Of Confucius Carlyle Cleopatra and Cain | C |
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D's for Diogenes Darwin and Dante | D |
Who delight in the dance Of a Darling Bacchante | D |
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E is for Edison making believe | E |
He's invented a clever contrivance for Eve | E |
Who complained that she never could laugh in her sleeve | E |
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F is for Franklin who fearfully shocks | F |
The feelings of Fenelon Faber and Fox | F |
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G is Godiva whose great bareback feat | D |
She kindly but firmly declines to repeat | D |
Though Gounod and Goldsmith implore and entreat | D |
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H is for Handel who pours out his soul | G |
Through the bagpipes to Howells and Homer who roll | G |
On the floor in an ecstasy past all control | G |
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I is for Ibsen reciting a play | D |
While Irving and Ingersoll hasten away | D |
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J is for Johnson who only says Pish | H |
To Jonah who tells him his tale of a fish | H |
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K is the Kaiser who kindly repeats | I |
Some original verses to Kipling and Keats | I |
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L is Lafontaine who finds he's unable | J |
To interest Luther and Liszt in his fable | J |
While Loie continues to dance on the table | J |
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M is Macduff who's prevailed upon Milton | B |
And Montaigne and Manon to each try a kilt on | K |
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N is Napoleon shrouded in gloom | L |
With Nero Narcissus and Nordau to whom | L |
He's explaining the manual of arms with a broom | L |
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O is for Oliver casting aspersion | B |
On Omar that awfully dissolute Persian | B |
Though secretly longing to join the diversion | B |
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P is for Peter who hollers No No | M |
Through the keyhole to Paine Paderewski and Poe | M |
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Q is the Queen so noble and free | A |
For further particulars look under V | A |
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R's Rubenstein playing that old thing in F | N |
To Rollo and Rembrandt who wish they were deaf | N |
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S is for Swinburne who seeking the true the good and the beautiful visits the Zoo | O |
Where he chances on Sappho and Mr Sardou | D |
And Socrates all with the same end in view | O |
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T is for Talleyrand toasting Miss Truth | P |
By the side of her well in a glass of vermouth | P |
And presenting Mark Twain as the friend of his youth | P |
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U is for Undine pursuing Ulysses | Q |
And Umberto who flee her damp death dealing kisses | R |
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V is Victoria noble and true | O |
For further particulars look under Q | O |
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W's Wagner who sang and played lots for Washington Wesley and good Doctor Watts | S |
His prurient plots pained Wesley and Watts | S |
But Washington said he enjoyed them in spots | S |
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X is Xantippe who's having her say | D |
And frightening the army of Xerxes away | D |
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Y is for Young the great Mormon saint | D |
Who thinks little Yum Yum and Yvette so quaint | D |
He has to be instantly held in restraint | D |
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Z is for Zola presenting La Terre | T |
To Zenobia the brave and Zuleika the fair | U |
Whose blushes they artfully conceal with their hair | U |
Oliver Herford
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