Uninvited,you came into the world.Destroying,distracting and disturbing our livilihood.Oh ,what wrong have we done to you to deserve such untimely death!
(With apologies to the singer of the “Song of the Banjo”.)
I'm a homely little bit of tin and bone;
I'm beloved by the Legion of the Lost;
I haven't got a “vox humana” tone,
And a dime or two will satisfy my cost.
I don't attempt your high-falutin' flights;
I am more or less uncertain on the key;
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