One day Johnny Boy,
Went down to the beach to buy a toy.

The cashier said it was 50 cents
And he said; that don't make no sense!

And the cashier said sorry son, that's the rule!
Johnny said well go to hell you fool!

A guy named Bob walked up to the stand.
he said HELP! THIS IS SOME HOT SAND!

So the cashier sad slowly, like a turtle,
Here take some water you stupid squirrel