A Description Of A City Shower Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Careful Observers may fortel the HourA
By sure Prognosticks when to dread a Show'rB
While Rain depends the pensive Cat gives o'erA
Her Frolicks and pursues her Tail no moreC
Returning Home at Night you'll find the SinkD
Strike your offended Sense with double StinkD
If you be wise then go not far to DineE
You spend in Coach hire more than save in WineE
A coming Show'r your shooting Corns presageF
Old Aches throb your hollow Tooth will rageG
Sauntring in Coffee house is Dulman seenH
He damns the Climate and complains of SpleenH
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Mean while the South rising with dabbled WingsI
A Sable Cloud a thwart the Welkin flingsI
That swill'd more Liquor than it could containJ
And like a Drunkard gives it up againK
Brisk Susan whips her Linen from the RopeL
While the first drizzling Show'r is born aslopeL
Such is that Sprinkling which some careless QueanK
Flirts on you from her Mop but not so cleanK
You fly invoke the Gods then turning stopL
To rail she singing still whirls on her MopL
Not yet the Dust had shun'd th'unequal StrifeM
But aided by the Wind fought still for LifeM
And wafted with its Foe by violent GustN
'Twas doubtful which was Rain and which was DustN
Ah where must needy Poet seek for AidO
When Dust and Rain at once his Coat invadeO
Sole Coat where Dust cemented by the RainK
Erects the Nap and leaves a cloudy StainK
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Now in contiguous Drops the Flood comes downK
Threat'ning with Deloge this Devoted TownK
To Shops in Crouds the dagled Females flyP
Pretend to cheapen Goods but nothing buyP
The Templer spruce while ev'ry Spout's a broachQ
Stays till 'tis fair yet seems to call a CoachQ
The tuck'd up Sempstress walks with hasty StridesR
While Streams run down her oil'd Umbrella's SidesR
Here various Kinds by various Fortunes ledS
Commence Acquaintance underneath a ShedS
Triumphant Tories and desponding WhigsT
Forget their Fewds and join to save their WigsT
Box'd in a Chair the Beau impatient sitsU
While Spouts run clatt'ring o'er the Roof by FitsU
And ever and anon with frightful DinK
The Leather sounds he trembles from withinK
So when Troy Chair men bore the Wooden SteedV
Pregnant with Greeks impatient to be freedV
Those Bully Greeks who as the Moderns doW
Instead of paying Chair men run them thro'C
Laoco'n struck the Outside with his SpearC
And each imprison'd Hero quak'd for FearC
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Now from all Parts the swelling Kennels flowX
And bear their Trophies with them as they goX
Filth of all Hues and Odours seem to tellY
What Streets they sail'd from by the Sight and SmellY
They as each Torrent drives with rapid ForceZ
From Smithfield or St Pulchre's shape their CourseZ
And in huge Confluent join at Snow Hill RidgeF
Fall from the Conduit prone to Holborn BridgeF
Sweepings from Butchers Stalls Dung Guts and BloodA2
Drown'd Puppies stinking Sprats all drench'd in MudA2
Dead Cats and Turnips Tops come tumbling down the FloodA2

Jonathan Swift



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