The Cap And Bells; Or, The Jealousies: A Faery Tale - Unfinished. Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
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In midmost Ind beside Hydaspes cool | B |
There stood or hover'd tremulous in the air | C |
A faery city 'neath the potent rule | B |
Of Emperor Elfinan fam'd ev'rywhere | C |
For love of mortal women maidens fair | C |
Whose lips were solid whose soft hands were made | D |
Of a fit mould and beauty ripe and rare | C |
To tamper his slight wooing warm yet staid | D |
He lov'd girls smooth as shades but hated a mere shade | D |
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II | A |
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This was a crime forbidden by the law | E |
And all the priesthood of his city wept | F |
For ruin and dismay they well foresaw | E |
If impious prince no bound or limit kept | F |
And faery Zendervester overstept | F |
They wept he sin'd and still he would sin on | G |
They dreamt of sin and he sin'd while they slept | F |
In vain the pulpit thunder'd at the throne | H |
Caricature was vain and vain the tart lampoon | I |
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III | A |
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Which seeing his high court of parliament | F |
Laid a remonstrance at his Highness' feet | F |
Praying his royal senses to content | F |
Themselves with what in faery land was sweet | F |
Befitting best that shade with shade should meet | F |
Whereat to calm their fears he promis'd soon | I |
From mortal tempters all to make retreat | F |
Aye even on the first of the new moon | I |
An immaterial wife to espouse as heaven's boon | I |
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IV | J |
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Meantime he sent a fluttering embassy | K |
To Pigmio of Imaus sovereign | L |
To half beg and half demand respectfully | K |
The hand of his fair daughter Bellanaine | L |
An audience had and speeching done they gain | L |
Their point and bring the weeping bride away | M |
Whom with but one attendant safely lain | L |
Upon their wings they bore in bright array | M |
While little harps were touch'd by many a lyric fay | M |
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V | K |
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As in old pictures tender cherubim | N |
A child's soul thro' the sapphir'd canvas bear | C |
So thro' a real heaven on they swim | N |
With the sweet princess on her plumag'd lair | C |
Speed giving to the winds her lustrous hair | C |
And so she journey'd sleeping or awake | O |
Save when for healthful exercise and air | C |
She chose to promener l'aile or take | O |
A pigeon's somerset for sport or change's sake | O |
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VI | J |
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Dear Princess do not whisper me so loud | F |
Quoth Corallina nurse and confidant | F |
Do not you see there lurking in a cloud | F |
Close at your back that sly old Crafticant | F |
He hears a whisper plainer than a rant | F |
Dry up your tears and do not look so blue | P |
He's Elfinan's great state spy militant | F |
His running lying flying foot man too | P |
Dear mistress let him have no handle against you | P |
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VII | J |
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Show him a mouse's tail and he will guess | Q |
With metaphysic swiftness at the mouse | R |
Show him a garden and with speed no less | Q |
He'll surmise sagely of a dwelling house | R |
And plot in the same minute how to chouse | R |
The owner out of it show him a Peace | R |
Peace nor contrive thy mistress' ire to rouse | R |
Return'd the Princess my tongue shall not cease | R |
Till from this hated match I get a free release | R |
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VIII | J |
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Ah beauteous mortal Hush quoth Coralline | L |
Really you must not talk of him indeed | F |
You hush reply'd the mistress with a shinee | L |
Of anger in her eyes enough to breed | F |
In stouter hearts than nurse's fear and dread | F |
'Twas not the glance itself made nursey flinch | S |
But of its threat she took the utmost heed | F |
Not liking in her heart an hour long pinch | S |
Or a sharp needle run into her back an inch | S |
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IX | R |
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So she was silenc'd and fair Bellanaine | L |
Writhing her little body with ennui | L |
Continued to lament and to complain | L |
That Fate cross purposing should let her be | L |
Ravish'd away far from her dear countree | C |
That all her feelings should be set at nought | F |
In trumping up this match so hastily | L |
With lowland blood and lowland blood she thought | F |
Poison as every staunch true born Imaian ought | F |
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X | R |
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Sorely she griev'd and wetted three or four | C |
White Provence rose leaves with her faery tears | R |
But not for this cause alas she had more | C |
Bad reasons for her sorrow as appears | R |
In the fam'd memoirs of a thousand years | R |
Written by Crafticant and published | F |
By Parpaglion and Co those sly compeers | R |
Who rak'd up ev'ry fact against the dead | F |
In Scarab Street Panthea at the Jubal's Head | F |
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XI | R |
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Where after a long hypercritic howl | T |
Against the vicious manners of the age | U |
He goes on to expose with heart and soul | V |
What vice in this or that year was the rage | U |
Backbiting all the world in every page | U |
With special strictures on the horrid crime | N |
Section'd and subsection'd with learning sage | U |
Of faeries stooping on their wings sublime | N |
To kiss a mortal's lips when such were in their prime | N |
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XII | R |
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Turn to the copious index you will find | F |
Somewhere in the column headed letter B | R |
The name of Bellanaine if you're not blind | F |
Then pray refer to the text and you will see | R |
An article made up of calumny | R |
Against this highland princess rating her | C |
For giving way so over fashionably | R |
To this new fangled vice which seems a burr | C |
Stuck in his moral throat no coughing e'er could stir | C |
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XIII | R |
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There he says plainly that she lov'd a man | L |
That she around him flutter'd flirted toy'd | F |
Before her marriage with great Elfinan | L |
That after marriage too she never joy'd | F |
In husband's company but still employ'd | F |
Her wits to 'scape away to Angle land | F |
Where liv'd the youth who worried and annoy'd | F |
Her tender heart and its warm ardours fann'd | F |
To such a dreadful blaze her side would scorch her hand | F |
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XIV | J |
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But let us leave this idle tittle tattle | W |
To waiting maids and bed room coteries | R |
Nor till fit time against her fame wage battle | W |
Poor Elfinan is very ill at ease | R |
Let us resume his subject if you please | R |
For it may comfort and console him much | X |
To rhyme and syllable his miseries | R |
Poor Elfinan whose cruel fate was such | X |
He sat and curs'd a bride he knew he could not touch | X |
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XV | J |
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Soon as according to his promises | R |
The bridal embassy had taken wing | Y |
And vanish'd bird like o'er the suburb trees | R |
The Emperor empierc'd with the sharp sting | Y |
Of love retired vex'd and murmuring | Y |
Like any drone shut from the fair bee queen | L |
Into his cabinet and there did fling | Y |
His limbs upon a sofa full of spleen | L |
And damn'd his House of Commons in complete chagrin | L |
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XVI | J |
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I'll trounce some of the members cry'd the Prince | R |
I'll put a mark against some rebel names | R |
I'll make the Opposition benches wince | R |
I'll show them very soon to all their shames | R |
What 'tis to smother up a Prince's flames | R |
That ministers should join in it I own | L |
Surprises me they too at these high games | R |
Am I an Emperor Do I wear a crown | L |
Imperial Elfinan go hang thyself or drown | L |
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XVII | J |
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I'll trounce 'em there's the square cut chancellor | C |
His son shall never touch that bishopric | Y |
And for the nephew of old Palfior | C |
I'll show him that his speeches made me sick | Y |
And give the colonelcy to Phalaric | Y |
The tiptoe marquis mortal and gallant | F |
Shall lodge in shabby taverns upon tick | Y |
And for the Speaker's second cousin's aunt | F |
She sha'n't be maid of honour by heaven that she sha'n't | F |
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XVIII | J |
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I'll shirk the Duke of A I'll cut his brother | C |
I'll give no garter to his eldest son | L |
I won't speak to his sister or his mother | C |
The Viscount B shall live at cut and run | L |
But how in the world can I contrive to stun | L |
That fellow's voice which plagues me worse than any | F |
That stubborn fool that impudent state dun | L |
Who sets down ev'ry sovereign as a zany | F |
That vulgar commoner Esquire Biancopany | F |
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XIX | R |
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Monstrous affair Pshaw pah what ugly minx | R |
Will they fetch from Imaus for my bride | F |
Alas my wearied heart within me sinks | R |
To think that I must be so near ally'd | F |
To a cold dullard fay ah woe betide | F |
Ah fairest of all human loveliness | R |
Sweet Bertha what crime can it be to glide | F |
About the fragrant plaintings of thy dress | R |
Or kiss thine eyes or count thy locks tress after tress | R |
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XX | R |
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So said one minute's while his eyes remaind' | F |
Half lidded piteous languid innocent | F |
But in a wink their splendour they regain'd | F |
Sparkling revenge with amorous fury blent | F |
Love thwarted in bad temper oft has vent | F |
He rose he stampt his foot he rang the bell | Z |
And order'd some death warrants to be sent | F |
For signature somewhere the tempest fell | Z |
As many a poor fellow does not live to tell | Z |
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XXI | R |
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At the same time Eban this was his page | U |
A fay of colour slave from top to toe | F |
Sent as a present while yet under age | U |
From the Viceroy of Zanguebar wise slow | F |
His speech his only words were yes and no | F |
But swift of look and foot and wing was he | F |
At the same time Eban this instant go | F |
To Hum the soothsayer whose name I see | F |
Among the fresh arrivals in our empery | C |
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XXII | F |
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Bring Hum to me But stay here take my ring | Y |
The pledge of favour that he not suspect | F |
Any foul play or awkward murdering | Y |
Tho' I have bowstrung many of his sect | F |
Throw in a hint that if he should neglect | F |
One hour the next shall see him in my grasp | A2 |
And the next after that shall see him neck'd | F |
Or swallow'd by my hunger starved asp | A2 |
And mention 'tis as well the torture of the wasp | B2 |
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XXIII | F |
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These orders given the Prince in half a pet | F |
Let o'er the silk his propping elbow slide | F |
Caught up his little legs and in a fret | F |
Fell on the sofa on his royal side | F |
The slave retreated backwards humble ey'd | F |
And with a slave like silence clos'd the door | C |
And to old Hun thro' street and alley hied | F |
He knew the city as we say of yore | C |
And for short cuts and turns was nobody knew more | C |
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XXIV | J |
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It was the time when wholesale dealers close | F |
Their shutters with a moody sense of wealth | C2 |
But retail dealers diligent let loose | F |
The gas objected to on score of health | C2 |
Convey'd in little solder'd pipes by stealth | C2 |
And make it flare in many a brilliant form | N |
That all the powers of darkness it repell'th | C2 |
Which to the oil trade doth great scaith and harm | N |
And superseded quite the use of the glow worm | N |
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XXV | J |
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Eban untempted by the pastry cooks | F |
Of pastry he got store within the palace | F |
With hasty steps wrapp'd cloak and solemn looks | F |
Incognito upon his errand sallies | F |
His smelling bottle ready for the allies | F |
He pass'd the Hurdy gurdies with disdain | F |
Vowing he'd have them sent on board the gallies | F |
Just as he made his vow it 'gan to rain | F |
Therefore he call'd a coach and bade it drive amain | F |
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XXVI | J |
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I'll pull the string said he and further said | F |
Polluted Jarvey Ah thou filthy hack | Y |
Whose springs of life are all dry'd up and dead | F |
Whose linsey woolsey lining hangs all slack | Y |
Whose rug is straw whose wholeness is a crack | Y |
And evermore thy steps go clatter clitter | C |
Whose glass once up can never be got back | Y |
Who prov'st with jolting arguments and bitter | C |
That 'tis of modern use to travel in a litter | C |
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XXVII | J |
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Thou inconvenience thou hungry crop | D2 |
For all corn thou snail creeper to and fro | C |
Who while thou goest ever seem'st to stop | D2 |
And fiddle faddle standest while you go | C |
I' the morning freighted with a weight of woe | C |
Unto some lazar house thou journeyest | F |
And in the evening tak'st a double row | C |
Of dowdies for some dance or party drest | F |
Besides the goods meanwhile thou movest east and west | F |
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XXVIII | J |
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By thy ungallant bearing and sad mien | F |
An inch appears the utmost thou couldst budge | E2 |
Yet at the slightest nod or hint or sign | F |
Round to the curb stone patient dost thou trudge | E2 |
School'd in a beckon learned in a nudge | E2 |
A dull ey'd Argus watching for a fare | C |
Quiet and plodding thou dost bear no grudge | E2 |
To whisking Tilburies or Phaetons rare | C |
Curricles or Mail coaches swift beyond compare | C |
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XXIX | F |
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Philosophizing thus he pull'd the check | Y |
And bade the Coachman wheel to such a street | F |
Who turning much his body more his neck | Y |
Louted full low and hoarsely did him greet | F |
Certes Monsieur were best take to his feet | F |
Seeing his servant can no further drive | J |
For press of coaches that to night here meet | F |
Many as bees about a straw capp'd hive | J |
When first for April honey into faint flowers they dive | J |
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XXX | F |
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Eban then paid his fare and tiptoe went | F |
To Hum's hotel and as he on did pass | F |
With head inclin'd each dusky lineament | F |
Show'd in the pearl pav'd street as in a glass | F |
His purple vest that ever peeping was | F |
Rich from the fluttering crimson of his cloak | Y |
His silvery trowsers and his silken sash | F2 |
Tied in a burnish'd knot their semblance took | Y |
Upon the mirror'd walls wherever he might look | Y |
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XXXI | F |
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He smil'd at self and smiling show'd his teeth | C2 |
And seeing his white teeth he smil'd the more | C |
Lifted his eye brows spurn'd the path beneath | C2 |
Show'd teeth again and smil'd as heretofore | C |
Until he knock'd at the magician's door | C |
Where till the porter answer'd might be seen | F |
In the clear panel more he could adore | C |
His turban wreath'd of gold and white and green | F |
Mustachios ear ring nose ring and his sabre keen | F |
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XXXII | F |
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Does not your master give a rout to night | F |
Quoth the dark page Oh no return'd the Swiss | F |
Next door but one to us upon the right | F |
The Magazin des Modes now open is | F |
Against the Emperor's wedding and sir this | F |
My master finds a monstrous horrid bore | C |
As he retir'd an hour ago I wis | F |
With his best beard and brimstone to explore | C |
And cast a quiet figure in his second floor | C |
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XXXIII | F |
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Gad he's oblig'd to stick to business | F |
For chalk I hear stands at a pretty price | F |
And as for aqua vitae there's a mess | F |
The dentes sapientiae of mice | F |
Our barber tells me too are on the rise | F |
Tinder's a lighter article nitre pure | C |
Goes off like lightning grains of Paradise | F |
At an enormous figure stars not sure | C |
Zodiac will not move without a slight douceur | C |
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XXXIV | J |
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Venus won't stir a peg without a fee | J |
And master is too partial entre nous | F |
To Hush hush cried Eban sure that is he | J |
Coming down stairs by St Bartholomew | P |
As backwards as he can is't something new | P |
Or is't his custom in the name of fun | F |
He always comes down backward with one shoe | P |
Return'd the porter off and one shoe on | F |
Like saving shoe for sock or stocking my man John | F |
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XXXV | J |
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It was indeed the great Magician | F |
Feeling with careful toe for every stair | C |
And retrograding careful as he can | F |
Backwards and downwards from his own two pair | C |
Salpietro exclaim'd Hum is the dog there | C |
He's always in my way upon the mat | F |
He's in the kitchen or the Lord knows where | C |
Reply'd the Swiss the nasty yelping brat | F |
Don't beat him return'd Hum and on the floor came pat | F |
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XXXVI | J |
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Then facing right about he saw the Page | U |
And said Don't tell me what you want Eban | F |
The Emperor is now in a huge rage | U |
'Tis nine to one he'll give you the rattan | F |
Let us away Away together ran | F |
The plain dress'd sage and spangled blackamoor | C |
Nor rested till they stood to cool and fan | F |
And breathe themselves at th' Emperor's chamber door | C |
When Eban thought he heard a soft imperial snore | C |
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XXXVII | J |
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I thought you guess'd foretold or prophesy'd | F |
That's Majesty was in a raving fit | F |
He dreams said Hum or I have ever lied | F |
That he is tearing you sir bit by bit | F |
He's not asleep and you have little wit | F |
Reply'd the page that little buzzing noise | F |
Whate'er your palmistry may make of it | F |
Comes from a play thing of the Emperor's choice | F |
From a Man Tiger Organ prettiest of his toys | F |
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XXXVIII | J |
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Eban then usher'd in the learned Seer | C |
Elfinan's back was turn'd but ne'ertheless | F |
Both prostrate on the carpet ear by ear | C |
Crept silently and waited in distress | F |
Knowing the Emperor's moody bitterness | F |
Eban especially who on the floor 'gan | F |
Tremble and quake to death he feared less | F |
A dose of senna tea or nightmare Gorgon | F |
Than the Emperor when he play'd on his Man Tiger Organ | F |
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XXXIX | F |
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They kiss'd nine times the carpet's velvet face | F |
Of glossy silk soft smooth and meadow green | F |
Where the close eye in deep rich fur might trace | F |
A silver tissue scantly to be seen | F |
As daisies lurk'd in June grass buds in green | F |
Sudden the music ceased sudden the hand | F |
Of majesty by dint of passion keen | F |
Doubled into a common fist went grand | F |
And knock'd down three cut glasses and his best ink stand | F |
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XL | F |
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Then turning round he saw those trembling two | P |
Eban said he as slaves should taste the fruits | F |
Of diligence I shall remember you | P |
To morrow or next day as time suits | F |
In a finger conversation with my mutes | F |
Begone for you Chaldean here remain | F |
Fear not quake not and as good wine recruits | F |
A conjurer's spirits what cup will you drain | F |
Sherry in silver hock in gold or glass'd champagne | F |
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XLI | F |
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Commander of the faithful answer'd Hum | N |
In preference to these I'll merely taste | F |
A thimble full of old Jamaica rum | N |
A simple boon said Elfinan thou may'st | F |
Have Nantz with which my morning coffee's lac'd | F |
I'll have a glass of Nantz then said the Seer | C |
Made racy sure my boldness is misplac'd | F |
With the third part yet that is drinking dear | C |
Of the least drop of cr me de citron crystal clear | C |
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XLII | F |
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I pledge you Hum and pledge my dearest love | J |
My Bertha Bertha Bertha cry'd the sage | U |
I know a many Berthas Mine's above | J |
All Berthas sighed the Emperor I engage | U |
Said Hum in duty and in vassalage | U |
To mention all the Berthas in the earth | C2 |
There's Bertha Watson and Miss Bertha Page | U |
This fam'd for languid eyes and that for mirth | C2 |
There's Bertha Blount of York and Bertha Knox of Perth | C2 |
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XLIII | F |
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You seem to know I do know answer'd Hum | N |
Your Majesty's in love with some fine girl | F |
Named Bertha but her surname will not come | N |
Without a little conjuring 'Tis Pearl | F |
'Tis Bertha Pearl What makes my brain so whirl | F |
And she is softer fairer than her name | N |
Where does she live ask'd Hum Her fair locks curl | F |
So brightly they put all our fays to shame | N |
Live O at Canterbury with her old grand dame | N |
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XLIV | J |
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Good good cried Hum I've known her from a child | F |
She is a changeling of my management | F |
She was born at midnight in an Indian wild | F |
Her mother's screams with the striped tiger's blent | F |
While the torch bearing slaves a halloo sent | F |
Into the jungles and her palanquin | F |
Rested amid the desert's dreariment | F |
Shook with her agony till fair were seen | F |
The little Bertha's eyes ope on the stars serene | F |
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XLV | J |
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I can't say said the monarch that may be | J |
Just as it happen'd true or else a bam | N |
Drink up your brandy and sit down by me | J |
Feel feel my pulse how much in love I am | N |
And if your science is not all a sham | N |
Tell me some means to get the lady here | C |
Upon my honour said the son of Cham | N |
She is my dainty changeling near and dear | C |
Although her story sounds at first a little queer | C |
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XLVI | J |
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Convey her to me Hum or by my crown | F |
My sceptre and my cross surmounted globe | G2 |
I'll knock you Does your majesty mean down | F |
No no you never could my feelings probe | G2 |
To such a depth The Emperor took his robe | G2 |
And wept upon its purple palatine | F |
While Hum continued shamming half a sob | H2 |
In Canterbury doth your lady shine | F |
But let me cool your brandy with a little wine | F |
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XLVII | J |
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Whereat a narrow Flemish glass he took | Y |
That since belong'd to Admiral De Witt | F |
Admir'd it with a connoisseuring look | Y |
And with the ripest claret crowned it | F |
And ere the lively bead could burst and flit | F |
He turn'd it quickly nimbly upside down | F |
His mouth being held conveniently fit | F |
To catch the treasure Best in all the town | F |
He said smack'd his moist lips and gave a pleasant frown | F |
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XLVIII | J |
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Ah good my Prince weep not And then again | F |
He filled a bumper Great Sire do not weep | I2 |
Your pulse is shocking but I'll ease your pain | F |
Fetch me that Ottoman and prithee keep | I2 |
Your voice low said the Emperor and steep | I2 |
Some lady's fingers nice in Candy wine | F |
And prithee Hum behind the screen do peep | I2 |
For the rose water vase magician mine | F |
And sponge my forehead so my love doth make me pine | F |
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XLIX | F |
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Ah cursed Bellanaine Don't think of her | C |
Rejoin'd the Mago but on Bertha muse | F |
For by my choicest best barometer | C |
You shall not throttled be in marriage noose | F |
I've said it Sire you only have to choose | F |
Bertha or Bellanaine So saying he drew | P |
From the left pocket of his threadbare hose | F |
A sampler hoarded slyly good as new | P |
Holding it by his thumb and finger full in view | P |
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L | F |
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Sire this is Bertha Pearl's neat handy work | Y |
Her name see here Midsummer ninety one | F |
Elfinan snatch'd it with a sudden jerk | Y |
And wept as if he never would have done | F |
Honouring with royal tears the poor homespun | F |
Whereon were broider'd tigers with black eyes | F |
And long tail'd pheasants and a rising sun | F |
Plenty of posies great stags butterflies | F |
Bigger than stags a moon with other mysteries | F |
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LI | J |
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The monarch handled o'er and o'er again | F |
Those day school hieroglyphics with a sigh | J |
Somewhat in sadness but pleas'd in the main | F |
Till this oracular couplet met his eye | J |
Astounded Cupid I do thee defy | J |
It was too much He shrunk back in his chair | C |
Grew pale as death and fainted very nigh | J |
Pho nonsense exclaim'd Hum now don't despair | C |
She does not mean it really Cheer up hearty there | C |
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LII | J |
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And listen to my words You say you won't | F |
On any terms marry Miss Bellanaine | F |
It goes against your conscience good Well don't | F |
You say you love a mortal I would fain | F |
Persuade your honour's highness to refrain | F |
From peccadilloes But Sire as I say | F |
What good would that do And to be more plain | F |
You would do me a mischief some odd day | F |
Cut off my ears and limbs or head too by my fay | F |
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LIII | J |
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Besides manners forbid that I should pass any | F |
Vile strictures on the conduct of a prince | F |
Who should indulge his genius if he has any | F |
Not like a subject foolish matters mince | F |
Now I think on't perhaps I could convince | F |
Your Majesty there is no crime at all | J |
In loving pretty little Bertha since | F |
She's very delicate not over tall | J |
A fairy's hand and in the waist why very small | J |
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LIV | J |
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Ring the repeater gentle Hum 'Tis five | J |
Said the gentle Hum the nights draw in apace | F |
The little birds I hear are all alive | J |
I see the dawning touch'd upon your face | F |
Shall I put out the candles please your Grace | F |
Do put them out and without more ado | P |
Tell me how I may that sweet girl embrace | F |
How you can bring her to me That's for you | P |
Great Emperor to adventure like a lover true | P |
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LV | J |
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I fetch her Yes an't like your Majesty | F |
And as she would be frighten'd wide awake | Y |
To travel such a distance through the sky | J |
Use of some soft manoeuvre you must make | Y |
For your convenience and her dear nerves' sake | Y |
Nice way would be to bring her in a swoon | F |
Anon I'll tell what course were best to take | Y |
You must away this morning Hum so soon | F |
Sire you must be in Kent by twelve o'clock at noon | F |
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LVI | J |
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At this great Caesar started on his feet | F |
Lifted his wings and stood attentive wise | F |
Those wings to Canterbury you must beat | F |
If you hold Bertha as a worthy prize | F |
Look in the Almanack Moore never lies | F |
April the twenty fourth this coming day | F |
Now breathing its new bloom upon the skies | F |
Will end in St Mark's Eve you must away | F |
For on that eve alone can you the maid convey | F |
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LVII | F |
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Then the magician solemnly 'gan to frown | F |
So that his frost white eyebrows beetling low | J |
Shaded his deep green eyes and wrinkles brown | F |
Plaited upon his furnace scorched brow | C |
Forth from his hood that hung his neck below | J |
He lifted a bright casket of pure gold | F |
Touch'd a spring lock and there in wool or snow | J |
Charm'd into ever freezing lay an old | F |
And legend leaved book mysterious to behold | F |
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LVIII | F |
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Take this same book it will not bite you Sire | C |
There put it underneath your royal arm | N |
Though it's a pretty weight it will not tire | C |
But rather on your journey keep you warm | N |
This is the magic this the potent charm | N |
That shall drive Bertha to a fainting fit | F |
When the time comes don't feel the least alarm | N |
But lift her from the ground and swiftly flit | F |
Back to your palace | F |
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LIX | F |
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What shall I do with that same book Why merely | F |
Lay it on Bertha's table close beside | F |
Her work box and 'twill help your purpose dearly | F |
I say no more Or good or ill betide | F |
Through the wide air to Kent this morn I glide | F |
Exclaim'd the Emperor When I return | F |
Ask what you will I'll give you my new bride | F |
And take some more wine Hum O Heavens I burn | F |
To be upon the wing Now now that minx I spurn | F |
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LX | F |
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Leave her to me rejoin'd the magian | F |
But how shall I account illustrious fay | F |
For thine imperial absence Pho I can | F |
Say you are very sick and bar the way | F |
To your so loving courtiers for one day | F |
If either of their two archbishops' graces | F |
Should talk of extreme unction I shall say | F |
You do not like cold pig with Latin phrases | F |
Which never should be used but in alarming cases | F |
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LXI | F |
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Open the window Hum I'm ready now | F |
Zooks exclaim'd Hum as up the sash he drew | P |
Behold your Majesty upon the brow | F |
Of yonder hill what crowds of people Whew | P |
The monster's always after something new | P |
Return'd his Highness they are piping hot | F |
To see my pigsney Bellanaine Hum do | P |
Tighten my belt a little so so not | F |
Too tight the book my wand so nothing is forgot | F |
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LXII | F |
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Wounds how they shout said Hum and there see see | F |
Th' ambassador's return'd from Pigmio | N |
The morning's very fine uncommonly | F |
See past the skirts of yon white cloud they go | J |
Tinging it with soft crimsons Now below | J |
The sable pointed heads of firs and pines | F |
They dip move on and with them moves a glow | J |
Along the forest side Now amber lines | F |
Reach the hill top and now throughout the valley shines | F |
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LXIII | F |
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Why Hum you're getting quite poetical | J |
Those 'nows' you managed in a special style | J |
If ever you have leisure Sire you shall | J |
See scraps of mine will make it worth your while | J |
Tid bits for Phoebus yes you well may smile | J |
Hark hark the bells A little further yet | F |
Good Hum and let me view this mighty coil | J |
Then the great Emperor full graceful set | F |
His elbow for a prop and snuff'd his mignonnette | F |
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LXIV | F |
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The morn is full of holiday loud bells | F |
With rival clamours ring from every spire | C |
Cunningly station'd music dies and swells | F |
In echoing places when the winds respire | C |
Light flags stream out like gauzy tongues of fire | C |
A metropolitan murmur lifeful warm | N |
Comes from the northern suburbs rich attire | C |
Freckles with red and gold the moving swarm | N |
While here and there clear trumpets blow a keen alarm | N |
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LXV | F |
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And now the fairy escort was seen clear | C |
Like the old pageant of Aurora's train | F |
Above a pearl built minister hovering near | C |
First wily Crafticant the chamberlain | F |
Balanc'd upon his grey grown pinions twain | F |
His slender wand officially reveal'd | F |
Then black gnomes scattering sixpences like rain | F |
Then pages three and three and next slave held | F |
The Imaian 'scutcheon bright one mouse in argent field | F |
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LXVI | F |
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Gentlemen pensioners next and after them | N |
A troop of winged Janizaries flew | J |
Then slaves as presents bearing many a gem | N |
Then twelve physicians fluttering two and two | J |
And next a chaplain in a cassock new | J |
Then Lords in waiting then what head not reels | F |
For pleasure the fair Princess in full view | J |
Borne upon wings and very pleas'd she feels | F |
To have such splendour dance attendance at her heels | F |
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LXVII | J |
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For there was more magnificence behind | F |
She wav'd her handkerchief Ah very grand | F |
Cry'd Elfinan and clos'd the window blind | F |
And Hum we must not shilly shally stand | F |
Adieu adieu I'm off for Angle land | F |
I say old Hocus have you such a thing | Y |
About you feel your pockets I command | F |
I want this instant an invisible ring | Y |
Thank you old mummy now securely I take wing | Y |
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LXVIII | J |
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Then Elfinan swift vaulted from the floor | C |
And lighted graceful on the window sill | J |
Under one arm the magic book he bore | C |
The other he could wave about at will | J |
Pale was his face he still look'd very ill | J |
He bow'd at Bellanaine and said Poor Bell | J |
Farewell farewell and if for ever still | J |
For ever fare thee well and then he fell | J |
A laughing snapp'd his fingers shame it is to tell | J |
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LXIX | F |
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By'r Lady he is gone cries Hum and I | J |
I own it have made too free with his wine | F |
Old Crafticant will smoke me By the bye | J |
This room is full of jewels as a mine | F |
Dear valuable creatures how ye shine | F |
Sometime to day I must contrive a minute | F |
If Mercury propitiously incline | F |
To examine his scutoire and see what's in i | J |
For of superfluous diamonds I as well may thin it | F |
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LXX | F |
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The Emperor's horrid bad yes that's my cue | J |
Some histories say that this was Hum's last speech | J2 |
That being fuddled he went reeling through | J |
The corridor and scarce upright could reach | J2 |
The stair head that being glutted as a leech | J2 |
And us'd as we ourselves have just now said | F |
To manage stairs reversely like a peach | J2 |
Too ripe he fell being puzzled in his head | F |
With liquor and the staircase verdict found stone dead | F |
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LXXI | F |
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This as a falsehood Crafticanto treats | F |
And as his style is of strange elegance | F |
Gentle and tender full of soft conceits | F |
Much like our Boswell's we will take a glance | F |
At his sweet prose and if we can make dance | F |
His woven periods into careless rhyme | N |
O little faery Pegasus rear prance | F |
Trot round the quarto ordinary time | N |
March little Pegasus with pawing hoof sublime | N |
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LXXII | F |
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Well let us see tenth book and chapter nine | F |
Thus Crafticant pursues his diary | C |
'Twas twelve o'clock at night the weather fine | F |
Latitude thirty six our scouts descry | C |
A flight of starlings making rapidly | C |
Towards Thibet Mem birds fly in the night | F |
From twelve to half past wings not fit to fly | J |
For a thick fog the Princess sulky quite | F |
Call'd for an extra shawl and gave her nurse a bite | F |
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LXXIII | F |
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Five minutes before one brought down a moth | C2 |
With my new double barrel stew'd the thighs | F |
And made a very tolerable broth | C2 |
Princess turn'd dainty to our great surprise | F |
Alter'd her mind and thought it very nice | F |
Seeing her pleasant try'd her with a pun | F |
She frown'd a monstrous owl across us flies | F |
About this time a sad old figure of fun | F |
Bad omen this new match can't be a happy one | F |
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LXXIV | J |
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From two to half past dusky way we made | F |
Above the plains of Gobi desert bleak | Y |
Beheld afar off in the hooded shade | F |
Of darkness a great mountain strange to speak | Y |
Spitting from forth its sulphur baken peak | Y |
A fan shap'd burst of blood red arrowy fire | C |
Turban'd with smoke which still away did reek | Y |
Solid and black from that eternal pyre | C |
Upon the laden winds that scantly could respire | C |
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LXXV | J |
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Just upon three o'clock a falling star | C |
Created an alarm among our troop | K2 |
Kill'd a man cook a page and broke a jar | C |
A tureen and three dishes at one swoop | K2 |
Then passing by the princess singed her hoop | K2 |
Could not conceive what Coralline was at | F |
She clapp'd her hands three times and cry'd out 'Whoop ' | - |
Some strange Imaian custom A large bat | F |
Came sudden 'fore my face and brush'd against my hat | F |
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LXXVI | J |
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Five minutes thirteen seconds after three | C |
Far in the west a mighty fire broke out | F |
Conjectur'd on the instant it might be | C |
The city of Balk 'twas Balk beyond all doubt | F |
A griffin wheeling here and there about | F |
Kept reconnoitring us doubled our guard | F |
Lighted our torches and kept up a shout | F |
Till he sheer'd off the Princess very scar'd | F |
And many on their marrow bones for death prepar'd | F |
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LXXVII | J |
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At half past three arose the cheerful moon | F |
Bivouack'd for four minutes on a cloud | F |
Where from the earth we heard a lively tune | F |
Of tambourines and pipes serene and loud | F |
While on a flowery lawn a brilliant crowd | F |
Cinque parted danc'd some half asleep reposed | F |
Beneath the green fan'd cedars some did shroud | F |
In silken tents and 'mid light fragrance dozed | F |
Or on the opera turf their soothed eyelids closed | F |
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LXXVIII | J |
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Dropp'd my gold watch and kill'd a kettledrum | N |
It went for apoplexy foolish folks | F |
Left it to pay the piper a good sum | N |
I've got a conscience maugre people's jokes | F |
To scrape a little favour 'gan to coax | F |
Her Highness' pug dog got a sharp rebuff | J |
She wish'd a game at whist made three revokes | F |
Turn'd from myself her partner in a huff | J |
His majesty will know her temper time enough | J |
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LXXIX | F |
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She cry'd for chess I play'd a game with her | C |
Castled her king with such a vixen look | Y |
It bodes ill to his Majesty refer | C |
To the second chapter of my fortieth book | Y |
And see what hoity toity airs she took | Y |
At half past four the morn essay'd to beam | N |
Saluted as we pass'd an early rook | Y |
The Princess fell asleep and in her dream | N |
Talk'd of one Master Hubert deep in her esteem | N |
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LXXX | F |
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About this time making delightful way | F |
Shed a quill feather from my larboard wing | Y |
Wish'd trusted hop'd 'twas no sign of decay | F |
Thank heaven I'm hearty yet 'twas no such thing | Y |
At five the golden light began to spring | Y |
With fiery shudder through the bloomed east | F |
At six we heard Panthea's churches ring | Y |
The city wall his unhiv'd swarms had cast | F |
To watch our grand approach and hail us as we pass'd | F |
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LXXXI | F |
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As flowers turn their faces to the sun | F |
So on our flight with hungry eyes they gaze | F |
And as we shap'd our course this that way run | F |
With mad cap pleasure or hand clasp'd amaze | F |
Sweet in the air a mild ton'd music plays | F |
And progresses through its own labyrinth | C2 |
Buds gather'd from the green spring's middle days | F |
They scatter'd daisy primrose hyacinth | C2 |
Or round white columns wreath'd from capital to plinth | C2 |
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LXXXII | F |
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Onward we floated o'er the panting streets | F |
That seem'd throughout with upheld faces paved | F |
Look where we will our bird's eye vision meets | F |
Legions of holiday bright standards waved | F |
And fluttering ensigns emulously craved | F |
Our minute's glance a busy thunderous roar | C |
From square to square among the buildings raved | F |
As when the sea at flow gluts up once more | C |
The craggy hollowness of a wild reefed shore | C |
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LXXXIII | F |
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And 'Bellanaine for ever ' shouted they | F |
While that fair Princess from her winged chair | C |
Bow'd low with high demeanour and to pay | F |
Their new blown loyalty with guerdon fair | C |
Still emptied at meet distance here and there | C |
A plenty horn of jewels And here I | J |
Who wish to give the devil her due declare | C |
Against that ugly piece of calumny | C |
Which calls them Highland pebble stones not worth a fly | J |
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LXXXIV | J |
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Still 'Bellanaine ' they shouted while we glide | F |
'Slant to a light Ionic portico | J |
The city's delicacy and the pride | F |
Of our Imperial Basilic a row | J |
Of lords and ladies on each hand make show | J |
Submissive of knee bent obeisance | F |
All down the steps and as we enter'd lo | J |
The strangest sight the most unlook'd for chance | F |
All things turn'd topsy turvy in a devil's dance | F |
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LXXXV | J |
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'Stead of his anxious Majesty and court | F |
At the open doors with wide saluting eyes | F |
Cong es and scrape graces of every sort | F |
And all the smooth routine of gallantries | F |
Was seen to our immoderate surprise | F |
A motley crowd thick gather'd in the hall | J |
Lords scullions deputy scullions with wild cries | F |
Stunning the vestibule from wall to wall | J |
Where the Chief Justice on his knees and hands doth crawl | J |
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LXXXVI | J |
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Counts of the palace and the state purveyor | C |
Of moth's down to make soft the royal beds | F |
The Common Council and my fool Lord Mayor | C |
Marching a row each other slipshod treads | F |
Powder'd bag wigs and ruffy tuffy heads | F |
Of cinder wenches meet and soil each other | C |
Toe crush'd with heel ill natur'd fighting breeds | F |
Frill rumpling elbows brew up many a bother | C |
And fists in the short ribs keep up the yell and pother | C |
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LXXXVII | J |
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A Poet mounted on the Court Clown's back | Y |
Rode to the Princess swift with spurring heels | F |
And close into her face with rhyming clack | Y |
Began a Prothalamion she reels | F |
She falls she faints while laughter peels | F |
Over her woman's weakness 'Where ' cry'd I | J |
'Where is his Majesty ' No person feels | F |
Inclin'd to answer wherefore instantly | C |
I plung'd into the crowd to find him or die | J |
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LXXXVIII | J |
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Jostling my way I gain'd the stairs and ran | F |
To the first landing where incredible | J |
I met far gone in liquor that old man | F |
That vile impostor Hum | N |
So far so well | J |
For we have prov'd the Mago never fell | J |
Down stairs on Crafticanto's evidence | F |
And therefore duly shall proceed to tell | J |
Plain in our own original mood and tense | F |
The sequel of this day though labour 'tis immense | F |
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