Jeff Foxworthy

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My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

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