Poetry Books by Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher: Rutledge Hill Press
Published Date: 2005
Categories: Cooking
The comedian and barbecue sauce entrepreneur--a man who takes his grilling seriously--delivers this hilarious collection of recipes for ribs, chicken, hot dogs, fish, hamburgers, pork chops, and numerous marinades.
Publisher: Taylor Trade Publishing
Published Date: 1991
Categories: Humor
150 more ways to tell if you're a redneck.
Publisher: Rutledge Hill Press
Published Date: 2006
Categories: Humor
Foxworthy takes a stab at careers and the job market in his latest "Redneck" collection. "No Redneck Left Behind" is a perfect gift for redneck loved-ones or readers ready to embrace their inner redneck.
Publisher: Rutledge Hill Press
Published Date: 2006
Categories: Humor
Here's a close-up look at the qualities that make the red-neck male special. The book covers all the essentials, including his fashion sense, personal hygiene, choice of automobiles, mating rituals, prowess at entertaining, conversation skills, preferred leisure time activities, eating and drinking habits, and child-rearing expertise. How many women does it take to change a redneck? Only one, if her aim is good. Depends on how she looks, how much she weighs, and if her family has any property to hunt on. Four'one to hold his beer, two to undo his overalls, and one to pull on a clean pair of under-drawers. Twelve . . . in a jury box. Nobody knows'it's never been done. Armed with this book, any redneck can learn to conduct himself so that no woman or her mother would ever consider asking him to change.
Publisher: Rutledge Hill Press
Published Date: 2006
Categories: Humor
Foxworthy celebrates the loving bond between fathers and their children. Bonds such as: You might be a redneck if your dad walks you to school because you are in the same grade. Your dad encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening at the lube rack. Beer bellies run in your family.
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Published Date: 1992
Categories: Humor
Foxworthy makes you see red with this installment of redneck humor.
Publisher: Rutledge Hill Press
Published Date: 2005
Categories: Humor
If you see the romance and beauty of correctly spelling your girlfriend's name on your tattoo, serving fast food at your wedding reception, and watching your wife's delivery video backwards for laughs, this gift book from Jeff Foxworthy is for you. Red Is the Color of My True Love's Neck is maybe the best way to say "I love you" and still have money left over. You might be a redneck if . . . You whistle at women in church. You've ever French kissed within five feet of a dumpster. You've ever given your date flowers you stole from a cemetery. The fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne. You've ever hot-wired a motel vibrating bed. Your favorite cologne is Deep Woods Off. Your honeymoon hotel advertised "Truckers Welcome."
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Published Date: 2010
Categories: Juvenile Fiction
Children play a game of hide-and-seek. Illustrations contain hidden objects for which the reader may search.
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Published Date: 1997
Categories: Cooking
Gathers Southern-style recipes for chicken, meat, fish, stews, vegetables, biscuits, corn bread, and country breakfasts
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Published Date: 1995
Categories: Comedy programs
A Southern man transplanted to Indiana where he is raising his family.
Publisher: Taylor Trade Publishing
Published Date: 1993
Categories: Humor
Witty, insightful signs that you're getting older.
Publisher: Harpercollins
Published Date: 2008-03
Categories: Juvenile Fiction
The comedian and host of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? captures the very essence of being a kid in a hilarious collection of poems that introduces readers to Cousin Lizzy, Aunt Foo Foo, cows with horns that don't go beep, and more. 75,000 first printing.
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Published Date: 2012-07-15
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If there's an endangered species in your freezer, you wash your entire car with the gas station squeegee, you've clogged your drains with pet hair, or three of your fridge's four shelves are devoted to beer--you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy's best redneck jokes fill the pages of the Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be a Redneck If... 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar makin' it impossible not to make fun of your cousin, your coworker, a neighbor, or other fellow rednecks--and maybe even yourself.
Publisher: Longstreet Press
Published Date: 1999
Categories: Humor
Shares tongue in cheek observations on the qualities it takes to be considered a poor Southern white
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Published Date: 1990
Categories: Humor
A guide to etiquette for the grossly unsophisticated.
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published Date: 1997-10
Categories: Humor
Designed to generate impulse sales, titles in this line are carefully balanced for gift giving, self-purchase, or collecting. Little Books may be small in size, but they're big in titles and sales.
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Incorporated
Published Date: 2004
Categories: Humor
You Might Be A Redneck if... You use a fishing license as a form of I.D. Your screen door has no screen. You've been on TV more than once describing what the tornado sounded like. You have a black eye and a hickey at the same time. You ever waved at traffic form your front porch wearing just your underwear. Containing more than 2,000 entries with more than 200 illustrations, You Might Be A Redneck if...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read will be a must-own book for die-hard fans of Jeff Foxworthy. Creatively packaged and attractively priced, this book also features more than 1,500 entries that have never been published in book form.
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Published Date: 2008-10
Categories: Humor
In a third zany parody of traditional pocket dictionaries, the popular comedian draws on material from his hit TV show Blue Collar TV to present an all-new selection of whimsical "Redneck" definitions for such terms as "anarchist," "iPod," and "urinal." Reprint.
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Published Date: 1995
Categories: Humor
Reveals the characteristics that might label one a redneck, including knowing how many hay bales will fit in one's car
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Published Date: 1996
Categories: Humor
The comedian shares his collection of humorous drawings of different characters he has encountered over the years
