My Other Chinee Cook Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AABB CCBB DDBB EEBB FFBB GGBB CCCB HHBBIJBB KK BB AABB CCBB CCBB

Yes I got another Johnny but he was to Number OneA
As a Satyr to Hyperion as a rushlight to the sunA
He was lazy he was cheeky he was dirty he was slyB
But he had a single virtue and its name was rabbit pieB
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Now those who say the bush is dull are not so far astrayC
For the neutral tints of station life are anything but gayC
But with all its uneventfulness I solemnly denyB
That the bush is unendurable along with rabbit pieB
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We had fixed one day to sack him and agreed to moot the pointD
When my lad should bring our usual regale of cindered jointD
But instead of cindered joint we saw and smelt my wife and IB
Such a lovely such a beautiful oh such a rabbit pieB
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There was quite a new expression on his lemon coloured faceE
And the unexpected odour won him temporary graceE
For we tacitly postponed the sacking point till by and byeB
And we tacitly said nothing save the one word rabbit pieB
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I had learned that pleasant mystery should simply be enduredF
And forebore to ask of Johnny where the rabbits were procuredF
I had learned from Number One to stand aloof from how and whyB
And I threw myself upon the simple fact of rabbit pieB
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And when the pie was opened what a picture did we seeG
They lay in beauty side by side they filled our home with gleeG
How excellent how succulent back neck and leg and thighB
What a noble gift is manhood What a trust is rabbit pieB
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For a week the thing continued rabbit pie from day to dayC
Though where he got the rabbits John would ne'er vouchsafe to sayC
But we never seemed to tire of them and daily could descryC
Subtle shades of new delight in each successive rabbit pieB
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Sunday came by rabbit reckoning the seventh day of the weekH
We had dined we sat in silence both our hearts too full to speakH
When in walks Cousin George and with a sniff says he Oh myB
What a savoury suggestion what a smell of rabbit pieB
Oh why so late George says my wife the rabbit pie is goneI
But you must have one for tea though Ring the bell my dear for JohnJ
So I rang the bell for John to whom my wife did signifyB
Let us have an early tea John and another rabbit pieB
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But John seemed taken quite aback and shook his funny headK
And uttered words I comprehended no more than the deadK
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Go do as you are bid I cried we wait for no replyB
Go let us have tea early and another rabbit pieB
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Oh that I had stopped his answer But it came out with a runA
Last a week a plenty puppy this a week a puppy doneA
Just then my wife my love my life the apple of mine eyeB
Was seized with what seemed mal de mer sick transit rabbit pieB
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And George By George he laughed and then he howled like any bearC
The while my wife contorted like a mad convulsionnaireC
And I I rushed on Johnny and I smote him hip and thighB
And I never saw him more nor tasted more of rabbit pieB
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And the childless mothers met me as I kicked him from the doorC
With loud maternal wailings and anathemas galoreC
I must part with pretty Tiny I must part with little FlyB
For I'm sure they know the story of the so called rabbit pieB

James Brunton Stephens



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