Drought And Doctrine Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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Come take the tenner doctor yes I know the bill says fiveA
But it ain't as if you'd merely kep' our little 'un aliveA
Man you saved the mother's reason when you saved that babby's lifeB
An' it's thanks to you I ha'n't a ravin' idiot for a wifeB
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Let me tell you all the story an' if then you think it strangeC
That I'd like to fee ye extry why I'll take the bloomin' changeC
If yer bill had said a hundred I'm a poor man doc an' yetD
I'd 'a' slaved till I had squared it ay an' still been in yer debtD
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Well you see the wife's got notions on a heap o' things that ain'tE
To be handled by a man as don't pretend to be a saintE
So I minds the cultivation smokes my pipe an' makes no stirF
An' religion an' such p'ints I lays entirely on to herF
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Now she's got it fixed within her that if children die aforeF
They've been sprinkled by the parson they've no show for evermoreF
An' though they're spared the pitchforks an' the brim stun' an' the smokeG
They ain't allowed to mix up there with other little folkG
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So when our last began to pine an' lost his pretty smileH
An' not a parson to be had within a hunder mileH
For though there is a chapel down at Bluegrass Creek you knowI
The clargy's there on dooty only thrice a year or soI
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Well when our yet unchristen'd mite grew limp an' thin an' paleJ
It would 'a' cut you to the heart to hear the mother wailJ
About her unregenerate babe an' how if it should goI
'Twould have no chance with them as had their registers to showI
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Then awful quiet she grew an' hadn't spoken for a weekK
When in came brother Bill one day with news from Bluegrass CreekK
I seen says he a notice on the chapel railin' tiedL
They'll have service there this evenin' can the youngster stand the rideL
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For we can't have parson here if it be true as I've heard sayM
There's a dyin' man as wants him more'n twenty mile awayM
So He hadn't time to finish ere the child was out of bedN
With a shawl about its body an' a hood upon its headN
Saddle up the missus said I did her biddin' like a birdO
Perhaps I thought it foolish but I never said a wordO
For though I have a vote in what the kids eat drink or wearF
Their sperritual requirements are entirely her affairF
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We started on our two hours' ride beneath a burnin' sunP
With Aunt Sal and Bill for sureties to renounce the Evil OneP
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An' a bottle in Sal's basket that was labelled Fine Old TomQ
Held the water that regeneration was to follow fromR
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For Bluegrass Creek was dry as Bill that very day had foundS
An' not a sup o' water to be had for miles aroundS
So to make salvation sartin for the babby's little soulT
We had filled a dead marine sir at the fam'ly waterholeT
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Which every forty rods or so Sal raised it to her headN
An' took a snifter just enough to wet her lips she saidN
Whereby it came to pass that when we reached the chapel doorF
There was only what would serve the job an' deuce a dribble moreF
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The service had begun we didn't like to carry inU
A vessel with so evident a carritur for ginU
So we left it in the porch an ' havin' done our level bestV
Went an' owned to bein' mis'rable offenders with the restV
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An' nigh upon the finish when the parson had been toldW
That a lamb was waitin' there to be admitted to the foldW
Rememberin' the needful I gets up an' quietly slipsX
To the porch to see a swagsman with our bottle at his lipsX
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Such a faintness came all over me you might have then an' thereF
Knocked me down sir with a feather or tied me with a hairF
Doc I couldn't speak nor move an' though I caught the beggar's eyeY
With a wink he turned the bottle bottom up an' drank it dryY
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An' then he flung it from him bein' suddintly awareF
That the label on't was merely a deloosion an' a snareF
An' the crash cut short the people in the middle of A menZ
An' all the congregation heard him holler Sold againZ
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So that christ'nin' was a failure every water flask was drainedA2
Ev'n the monkey in the vestry not a blessed drop containedA2
An' the parson in a hurry cantered off upon his mareF
Leaving baby unregenerate an' missus in despairF
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That night the child grew worse but all my care was for the wifeB
I feared more for her reason than for that wee spark o' lifeB
But you know the rest how Providence contrived that very nightB2
That a doctor should come cadgin' at our shanty for a lightB2
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Baby Oh he's chirpy thank ye been baptized his name is BillT
It's weeks an' weeks since parson came an' put him through the millT
An' his mother's mighty vain upon the subjick of his weightC2
An' reg'lar cook a hoop about his sperritual stateC2
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So now you'll take the tenner Oh confound the bloomin' changeC
Lord had Billy died but doctor don't you think it summut strangeC
That them as keeps the Gate would have refused to let him inU
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Because a fool mistook a drop of Adam's ale for ginU

James Brunton Stephens



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