The Iconoclastic Rustic And The Apropos Acorn Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABABCCDD EFEFGGHH IDIDJJKK LMNMOPQQ JRJRSTUU VVWWReposing 'neath some spreading trees | A |
A populistic bumpkin | B |
Amused himself by offering these | A |
Reflections on a pumpkin | B |
I would not if the choice were mine | C |
Grow things like that upon a vine | C |
For how imposing it would be | D |
If pumpkins grew upon a tree | D |
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Like other populists you'll note | E |
Of views enthusiastic | F |
He'd learned by heart and said by rote | E |
A creed iconoclastic | F |
And in his dim uncertain sight | G |
Whatever wasn't must be right | G |
From which it follows he had strong | H |
Convictions that what was was wrong | H |
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As thus he sat beneath an oak | I |
An acorn fell abruptly | D |
And smote his nose whereat he spoke | I |
Of acorns most corruptly | D |
Great Scott he cried The Dickens too | J |
And other authors whom he knew | J |
And having duly mentioned those | K |
He expeditiously arose | K |
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Then though with pain he nearly swooned | L |
He bathed his organ nasal | M |
With arnica and soothed the wound | N |
With extract of witch hazel | M |
And surely we may well excuse | O |
The victim if he changed his views | P |
If pumpkins fell from trees like that | Q |
He murmured Where would I be at | Q |
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Of course it's wholly clear to you | J |
That when these words he uttered | R |
He proved conclusively he knew | J |
Which side his bread was buttered | R |
And if this point you have not missed | S |
You'll learn to love this populist | T |
The only one of all his kind | U |
With sense enough to change his mind | U |
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THE MORAL In the early spring | V |
A pumpkin tree would be a thing | V |
Most gratifying to us all | W |
But how about the early fall | W |
Guy Wetmore Carryl
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