The Iconoclastic Rustic And The Apropos Acorn Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: ABABCCDD EFEFGGHH IDIDJJKK LMNMOPQQ JRJRSTUU VVWW| Reposing 'neath some spreading trees | A |
| A populistic bumpkin | B |
| Amused himself by offering these | A |
| Reflections on a pumpkin | B |
| I would not if the choice were mine | C |
| Grow things like that upon a vine | C |
| For how imposing it would be | D |
| If pumpkins grew upon a tree | D |
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| Like other populists you'll note | E |
| Of views enthusiastic | F |
| He'd learned by heart and said by rote | E |
| A creed iconoclastic | F |
| And in his dim uncertain sight | G |
| Whatever wasn't must be right | G |
| From which it follows he had strong | H |
| Convictions that what was was wrong | H |
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| As thus he sat beneath an oak | I |
| An acorn fell abruptly | D |
| And smote his nose whereat he spoke | I |
| Of acorns most corruptly | D |
| Great Scott he cried The Dickens too | J |
| And other authors whom he knew | J |
| And having duly mentioned those | K |
| He expeditiously arose | K |
| - | |
| Then though with pain he nearly swooned | L |
| He bathed his organ nasal | M |
| With arnica and soothed the wound | N |
| With extract of witch hazel | M |
| And surely we may well excuse | O |
| The victim if he changed his views | P |
| If pumpkins fell from trees like that | Q |
| He murmured Where would I be at | Q |
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| Of course it's wholly clear to you | J |
| That when these words he uttered | R |
| He proved conclusively he knew | J |
| Which side his bread was buttered | R |
| And if this point you have not missed | S |
| You'll learn to love this populist | T |
| The only one of all his kind | U |
| With sense enough to change his mind | U |
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| THE MORAL In the early spring | V |
| A pumpkin tree would be a thing | V |
| Most gratifying to us all | W |
| But how about the early fall | W |
Guy Wetmore Carryl
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