How Beauty Contrived To Get Square With The Beast Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABCCBDDECCE FFGHHGIICCCC HHHJJHKKHLLH MMHCCHNNCOOC HHPHHPGGCQQC MMRSSRCCHHHH HHHHHHKKGHHT HHKKMiss Guinevere Platt | A |
Was so beautiful that | A |
She couldn't remember the day | B |
When one of her swains | C |
Hadn't taken the pains | C |
To send her a mammoth bouquet | B |
And the postman had found | D |
On the whole of his round | D |
That no one received such a lot | E |
Of bulky epistles | C |
As waiting his whistles | C |
The beautiful Guinevere got | E |
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A significant sign | F |
That her charm was divine | F |
Was seen in society when | G |
The chaperons sniffed | H |
With their eyebrows alift | H |
Whatever's got into the men | G |
There was always a man | I |
Who was holding her fan | I |
And twenty that danced in details | C |
And a couple of mourners | C |
Who brooded in corners | C |
And gnawed their mustaches and nails | C |
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John Jeremy Platt | H |
Wouldn't stay in the flat | H |
For his beautiful daughter he missed | H |
When he'd taken his tub | J |
He would hie to his club | J |
And dally with poker or whist | H |
At the end of a year | K |
It was perfectly clear | K |
That he'd never computed the cost | H |
For he hadn't a penny | L |
To settle the many | L |
Ten thousands of dollars he'd lost | H |
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F Ferdinand Fife | M |
Was a student of life | M |
He was coarse and excessively fat | H |
With a beard like a goat's | C |
But he held all the notes | C |
Of ruined John Jeremy Platt | H |
With an adamant smile | N |
That was brimming with guile | N |
He said I am took with the face | C |
Of your beautiful daughter | O |
And wed me she ought ter | O |
To save you from utter disgrace | C |
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Miss Guinevere Platt | H |
Didn't hesitate at | H |
Her duty's imperative call | P |
When they looked at the bride | H |
All the chaperons cried | H |
She isn't so bad after all | P |
Of the desolate men | G |
There were something like ten | G |
Who took up political lives | C |
And the flower of the flock | Q |
Went and fell off a dock | Q |
And the rest married hideous wives | C |
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But the beautiful wife | M |
Of F Ferdinand Fife | M |
Was the wildest that ever was known | R |
She'd grumble and glare | S |
Till the man didn't dare | S |
To say that his soul was his own | R |
She sneered at his ills | C |
And quadrupled his bills | C |
And spent nearly twice what he earned | H |
Her husband deserted | H |
And frivoled and flirted | H |
Till Ferdinand's reason was turned | H |
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He repented too late | H |
And his terrible fate | H |
Upon him so heavily sat | H |
That he swore at the day | H |
When he sat down to play | H |
At cards with John Jeremy Platt | H |
He was dead in a year | K |
And the fair Guinevere | K |
In society sparkled again | G |
While the chaperons fluttered | H |
Their fans as they muttered | H |
She's getting exceedingly plain | T |
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The Moral Predicaments often are found | H |
That beautiful duty is apt to get round | H |
But greedy extortioners better beware | K |
For dutiful beauty is apt to get square | K |
Guy Wetmore Carryl
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