How A Girl Was Too Reckless Of Grammar By Far Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

Rhyme Scheme: AABCBCDDC DEFGFGHHG IIDJDJKKJ LLMNMNOOP QQHRHRSSR TTUBUBHU B VVDWDWMMW HH

Matilda Maud Mackenzie frankly hadn't any chinA
Her hands were rough her feet she turned invariably inA
Her general form was GermanB
By which I mean that youC
Her waist could not determineB
To within a foot or twoC
And not only did she stammerD
But she used the kind of grammarD
That is called for sake of euphony askewC
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From what I say about her don't imagine I desireD
A prejudice against this worthy creature to inspireE
She was willing she was activeF
She was sober she was kindG
But she never looked attractiveF
And she hadn't any mindG
I knew her more than slightlyH
And I treated her politelyH
When I met her but of course I wasn't blindG
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Matilda Maud Mackenzie had a habit that was drollI
She spent her morning seated on a rock or on a knollI
And threw with much composureD
A smallish rubber ballJ
At an inoffensive osierD
By a little waterfallJ
But Matilda's way of throwingK
Was like other people's mowingK
And she never hit the willow tree at allJ
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One day as Miss Mackenzie with uncommon ardor triedL
To hit the mark the missile flew exceptionally wideL
And before her eyes astoundedM
On a fallen maple's trunkN
Ricochetted and reboundedM
In the rivulet and sunkN
Matilda greatly frightenedO
In her grammar unenlightenedO
Remarked Well now I ast yer Who'd 'er thunkP
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But what a marvel followed From the pool at once there roseQ
A frog the sphere of rubber balanced deftly on his noseQ
He beheld her fright and frenzyH
And her panic to dispelR
On his knee by Miss MackenzieH
He obsequiously fellR
With quite as much decorumS
As a speaker in a forumS
He started in his history to tellR
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Fair maid he said I beg you do not hesitate or winceT
If you'll promise that you'll wed me I'll at once become a princeT
For a fairy old and viciousU
An enchantment round me spunB
Then he looked up unsuspiciousU
And he saw what he had wonB
And in terms of sad reproach heH
Made some comments sotto voceU
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Which the publishers have bidden me to shunB
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Matilda Maud Mackenzie said as if she meant to scoldV
I never Why you forward thing Now ain't you awful boldV
Just a glance he paused to give herD
And his head was seen to clutchW
Then he darted to the riverD
And he dived to beat the DutchW
While the wrathful maiden pantedM
I don't think he was enchantedM
And he really didn't look it overmuchW
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The Moral In one's language one conservative should beH
Speech is silver and it never should be freeH

Guy Wetmore Carryl



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