How A Fair One No Hope To His Highness Accorded Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis
Rhyme Scheme: AABCCBDDEEED BBFGGFHHBBBH BBIJJIKLBMNML OOFPPFQQRSRQ TTIUUIVWRRRW W WWUUUUWWRRRW XXSWWWWWYYYW QQZZShe has slid down the channels | A |
Of history's annals | A |
Disguised as the child of a king | B |
But that is a glib | C |
And iniquitous fib | C |
For she never was any such thing | B |
They called her the Fair One with Golden Locks | D |
And it's true she had lovers who swarmed in flocks | D |
But the rest is ironic | E |
Her business chronic | E |
Was selling hair tonic | E |
By bottle and box | D |
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From the dawn till the gloaming | B |
She used to sit combing | B |
Her hair in a languorous way | F |
And her suitors would stop | G |
To look into the shop | G |
And stand there the rest of the day | F |
She filled them with mute but with deep despair | H |
For she never glanced up with a smile to where | H |
They stood about crushing | B |
Each other and blushing | B |
She simply kept brushing | B |
Her beautiful hair | H |
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But a prince who was passing | B |
Engaged in amassing | B |
Some facts on American life | I |
Was suddenly struck | J |
By the fact that his luck | J |
Might give him that girl for a wife | I |
His rashness he didn't attempt to excuse | K |
He entered the shop and he stated his views | L |
Remarking | B |
My jewel | M |
I'm confident you will | N |
Not wish to be cruel | M |
Enough to refuse | L |
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Most winsome of creatures | O |
He told her your features | O |
Have led me to candidly say | F |
That no other beside | P |
Would I have for a bride | P |
We'll be married a week from to day | F |
I belong to a long and a titled line | Q |
And the least of your wishes I won't decline | Q |
Next month I will usher | R |
My wife into Russia | S |
Sweet comber and brusher | R |
Consider you're mine | Q |
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She looked at him squarely | T |
Considered him fairly | T |
Her glance was as keen as a knife | I |
Then she turned up her nose | U |
And with icy repose | U |
She answered Well not on your life | I |
You're not on the paper the only blot | V |
Do you think I come twelve in a parcel what | W |
Me pose as your dearie | R |
Oh go and chase Peary | R |
You're making me weary | R |
Now git | W |
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He got | W |
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The crowd that had waited | W |
Outside was elated | W |
So much by the prince's mischance | U |
That they greeted with jeers | U |
And ironical cheers | U |
The end of his little romance | U |
They said Did it hurt when the ground you hit | W |
They searched for some mark where the prince had lit | W |
And as he looked colder | R |
They only grew bolder | R |
And tapped on his shoulder | R |
With Tag You're It | W |
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The lengthy discussion | X |
That sensitive Russian | X |
Compiled on the U S A | S |
Was read by the maid | W |
As she carelessly played | W |
With her beautiful hair one day | W |
The talk you hear in that primitive land | W |
He wrote nobody can understand | W |
Somebody who guffed him | Y |
She said has stuffed him | Y |
And easily bluffed him | Y |
To beat the band | W |
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The Moral The people across the brine | Q |
Are exceedingly strong on Auld Lang Syne | Q |
But they're lost in the push when they strike a gang | Z |
That is strong on American new line slang | Z |
Guy Wetmore Carryl
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