Tempora Mutantur Poem Rhyme Scheme and Analysis

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There once was a time when I revelled in rhyme with Valentines deluged my cousinsA
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Translated Tibullus and half of Catullus and poems produced by the dozensA
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Now my tale is nigh told for my blood's running cold all my laurels lie yellow and fadedB
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We have come to the boss like a weary old hoss poor Pegasus limps and is jadedB
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And yet Mr Editor like a stern creditor duns me for this or that articleC
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Though he very well knows that of Verse and of prose I am stripped to the very last particleC
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What shall I write of What subject indite of All my vis viva is failingD
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Emeritus sum Mons Parnassus is dumb and my prayers to the Nine unavailingD
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Thus in vain have I often attempted to soften the hard heart of Mr ArenaeE
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Like a sop I must throw him some sort of a poem in spite of unwilling CamenaeE
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No longer I roam in my Johnian home no more in the wilderness wanderF
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And absence we know for the Poet says so makes the heart of the lover grow fonderF
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I pine for the Cam like a runaway lamb that misses his woolly backed motherF
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I can find no relief for my passionate grief nor my groanings disconsolate smotherF
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Say how are you all in our old College Hall Are the dinners more costly or plainerF
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How are Lecturers Tutors Tobacco and Pewters and how is my friend the ComplainerF
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Are the pupils of Merton and students of Girton increasing in numbers or fewerF
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Are they pretty or plain Humble minded or vain Are they paler or pinker or bluerF
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How's the party of stormers our so called Reformers Are Moral and Natural SciencesG
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Improving men's Minds Who the money now finds for Museums and all their appliancesG
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Is Philosophy thriving or sound sense reviving Is high table talk metaphysicD
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Will dark blue or light have the best of the fight at Putney and Mortlake and ChiswickD
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I often importune the favour of Fortune that no misadventure may cross usH
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And Rhodes once again on the watery plain may prove an aquatic ColossusH
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N B since I wrote I must add a short note by means of new fangled devicesG
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Our Three was unseated and we were defeated and robbed of our laurels by IsisH
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O oft do I dream of the muddy old stream the Father of wisdom and knowledgeI
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Where ages ago I delighted to row for the honour and praise of my CollegeJ
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I feel every muscle engaged in the tussle I hear the wild shouting and screamingD
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And as we return I can see from the stern Lady Margaret's red banner streamingD
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Till I wake with a start such as nightmares impart and find myself rapidly glidingD
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And striving in vain at my ease to remain on a seat that is constantly slidingD
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Institutions are changed men and manners deranged new systems of rowing and readingD
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And writing and thinking and eating and drinking each other are quickly succeedingD
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Who knows to what end these new notions will tend No doubt all the world is progressingD
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For Kenealy and Odgers those wide awake dodgers the wrongs of mankind are redressingD
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No doubt we shall soon take a trip to the moon if we need recreation or frolicD
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Or fly to the stars in the New Pullman Cars when we find the dull earth melancholicD
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We shall know the delights of enjoying our rights without any duties to vex usH
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We shall know the unknown the Philosopher's stone shall be ours and no problems perplex usH
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For all shall be patent no mysteries latent man's mind by intuitive notionE
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The circle shall square x and y shall declare and discover perpetual motionE
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Meanwhile till the Earth has accomplished its birth mid visions of imminent gloryK
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I prefer to remain as aforetime a plain and bloated and bigoted ToryK
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Dear Mr Editor lately my creditor now fully paid and my debtorF
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I wonder what you will be minded to do when you get this rhapsodical letterF
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If you listen to me I shall charge you no fee for advice do not keep or return itL
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To its merits be kind to its faults rather blind in a word Mr Editor burn itL
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'iam fervenimus usque ad umbilicos ' Martial ivM

Edward Woodley Bowling



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