My Father who art on earth,
Hallowed be thy Holy name,
May the Lord never forgive you
For denouncing us your children,
Forgive me for not being sorry but I love you,
Yes, I love you for making sure that you hospitalized me,
May your kingdom perish forever and ever.

Before thy feet I tremble, yes daddy,
May your kingdom expand with bastards,
You are a real definition of a gentleman,
You who abandoned us, just because we are feminine,
Ooh my daddy, how great though art!!
Your children tremble at the sight of you,
Our lord, worthy is your name.

You are the best
For you failed to provide for our daily bread,
You failed to cater for our needs,
My learned father, I envy your level of education
That made you know that mama couldn't sire males,
Ooh Manager, Our king, may you live forever and ever.

Master, Father of my half siblings,
Let thy will be done,
Hungry we will remain, in sackcloths we will before thee,
I respect you, yes, I love you,
Daddy, I tremble at thy thoughts,
You who sent me to hospital,
In the name of disciplining me,
May you live forever and ever,
Long live my father.