Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.
Everything is fraught with danger. I love technology and I love science. It's just always all in the way you use it. So there's no - you can't really blame anything on the technology. It's just the way people use it, and it always has been.
There's a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. There's a lot of sex, you know, in art. There's a lot of naked women and men, and there's intrigue, there's fakery. It's a real microcosm of the larger world.
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would've had a chance. Because that's where my real heart was.
I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.
We come into the world with nothing and the purpose of our lives is to make something out of nothing
I don't mind The Boss. I think he's an honest guy. I have some of his records, not all of them. I've met a couple of the E-Street guys, and they seem really cool.
Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.
God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing.
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
Let me recommend the best medicine in the world: a long journey, at a mild season, through a pleasant country, in easy stages.
Unfortunately, after Sept. 11, there was an outburst in America of intense suffering and patriotism, and the Bush administration was very shrewd and effective in painting anyone who disagreed with the policies as unpatriotic or even traitorous.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.