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coolestdudeva: Rodney Dangerfield voice: “yeah I also once fingered a corpse. But enough about my ex-wife!”

The_book_girl: Newsweek: Jeff Bezos is the Rodney Dangerfield of the billionaire class. Jeff Bezos: who tf care?

DclareDiane: Remembering a Christmas, a nephew and his wife (both were Air Force) entertained us with their best 'Drill Sargeant' routines and you'd of swore Rodney Dangerfield could not have done better.

JMooreAuthor: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS MAN!.. Rodney Dangerfield at the Top of His Gam...

souljabitch2008: the rodney dangerfield shooter’s 4chan posts before he committed his horrific tragedy: “i get no respect. no respect at all.”

Riskyusinesba: Russia stops sharing missile test info with US, opens drills-let’s go Brandon! Joe is making the world more unsafe on a daily basis! Like Rodney Dangerfield would say if he were still alive, “ Joe can’t get no respect!”

Sciencegrrl: My friend and I were just marveling that it was normal to sit through 60 sec (later 30) TV commercials and this 2:30 movie trailer is gonna be the death of me. I can't do a 15 sec HBOMax ad. Also "Rodney Dangerfield looks so young here" is something you never could have told me.

luke_drennan: “Oh! You’re a teacher eh? Here’s my number, call me when you have no class.” Rodney Dangerfield

Philip_D_Conrad: Life is just a bowl of pits. (Rodney Dangerfield)

Barrywa20746419: The Saints are the Rodney Dangerfield of the NFL, a low market team that never gets any respect from prognosticators or officiating. Even when Sean Payton and Drew Brees were with the team, nobody ever gives them a chance except their fans and the players and coaches.

1065TheEnd: One of the most brilliant people on the internet has decided to edit in Rodney Dangerfield dancing in Caddyshack into other movie's dance sequences, and it is amazing!

PaggiTimothy: ❌❌ march 28, 2023❌❌ so let me get this straight.. The resident Joe Biden holds a press conference in light of the tragedy in Nashville, and starts out by telling jokes like he’s Rodney Dangerfield people he starts blaming the guns not the person behind the gun..He does not…

bartsimsonreal: a succubus attempts to seduce Rodney Dangerfield and he can't stop talking to her about how his wife is always sucking him dry in other ways, mostly financially

DeltaHarbour: Gold is the Rodney Dangerfield of Metals

ClassicFilmTV: THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JOHNNY CARSON (NBC, 5/30/79) Guests: Jack Lemmon, Rodney Dangerfield and Robby Benson Created by Steve Allen, William O. Harbach, Dwight Hemion and Sylvester Weaver

ryujoonwooh: [명언]Life is just a bowl of pits. (Rodney Dangerfield

WRPSNowPlaying: Rappin' Rodney by Rodney Dangerfield

GoldSeekcom: Gold is the Rodney Dangerfield of Metals By Richard Mills What will happen to gold if more banks go down? A banking contagion leading to a global recession is now a significant threat.

TanyaTheEvil1: A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home...Rodney Dangerfield

malaisemotors: “Rodney Dangerfield” showed up to our car Malaise Daze SoCal car show yesterday.

leghorn1357: My old man, I told him I was tired of running around in circles, so he nailed my other foot to the floor. - Rodney Dangerfield

chuckknowland: What is that !? A picture of Rodney Dangerfield next to former President Trump?

Philip_D_Conrad: Life is just a bowl of pits. (Rodney Dangerfield)

RVertorano: “I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, ‘There goes the neighborhood!’” Rodney Dangerfield

JerryKR1993: Rodney Dangerfield and Sam Kinison; my 2 favorite comedians

KeithWasNotHere: I asked my wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said, 'You know I'm no good at fractions.' -Rodney Dangerfield

KeithWasNotHere: I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you." -Rodney Dangerfield

KeithWasNotHere: Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find them?' He answered, 'I don't know, kid. There are so many places they can hide. -Rodney Dangerfield

KeithWasNotHere: A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. Rodney Dangerfield

dre1021: Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield are still funnier than any "top comic" today

FoodieAndFamily: Turning into Rodney Dangerfield… complaining about getting no respect…

BearCov: Take my check mark, please - Rodney “2K” Dangerfield.

k0e1i2ma: “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

framefound: Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School (1986)

NewDriggizmo87: Back to School was actually the worst Rodney Dangerfield movie of all time. Why? Too many backpacks.

Defeoman: I just did my taxes, an annual task that makes me always quote Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School: "I feel like I just gave birth....to an accountant."

CincyShirts: On Episode 73 of the Cincy Shirts Podcast, we sat down with late Pat Barry who shared some incredible stories including one with Rodney Dangerfield. Listen to a clip here and find the entire episode wherever you get your podcasts.

DonaldP48101183: Foster Brookes another great comedienne. Famous for his drunk act. Along with Rodney Dangerfield. Comedienne these days aren't as funny, too political.

thedudeputter: Strongly agree and would like to add that the technological advancements in clubs should also have restrictions. My Grandma can rope a drive 300 yards now. What will be next?, is a Rodney Dangerfield putter from the Movie Caddyshack that actually works in the makings now?.…

SpitsGame: Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, and Rodney Dangerfield. I have to mention Damon Wayans, Leslie Nielsen, Chevy Chase, John Candy, Robin Harris, Bernie Mac, and Martin Lawrence

mannym99: Richard Pryor George Carlin Rodney Dangerfield Eddie Murphy

derryX: Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, Andrew Dice Clay, Nick Swardson

RichardsFreddy: Charlie Chaplin, Rodney Dangerfield, Eddie Murphy, and Tina Fey

Jacob_Readdy: I’m the Rodney Dangerfield of smoking crack

mrsmith715: George Carlin Robin Williams Richard Pryor Rodney Dangerfield

Zydecole: My only impression is of Rodney Dangerfield singing Twist & Shout from Back to School. And I feel like that’s enough.

MisterSalesman: Best Movie, Rodney Dangerfield movie greats

vegalta8495: “Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

raintee1029: “Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

BearlyExistent: Rodney Dangerfield voice: Physics jokes are like “assume a perfectly spherical cow in a vacuum”. Buddy, that’s my wife!!!

KevBaile: Reseeding the Elite Eight? It doesn't surprise me at all that Myron Medcalf thinks K-State is the second worst team left in the Elite 8. We are the Rodney Dangerfield of college basketball.

RottenTunaGames: *takes another drag, staring into the distance* [rodney dangerfield voice] my wife

TotallyAllen: Y'all think Aretha Franklin and Rodney Dangerfield ever...ya know...

mattybtweets69: Saying “I don’t respect Rodney Dangerfield” same way Primus fans say “Primus Sucks”

gennkinanobu: “Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

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smallpoteto49: “Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

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good7772199: “Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

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19950531happy: “Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

mikot4n: “Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

rumiko0441: “Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

jdurjw: “Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

__LKP__: Watched a long segments on electrification with CFO of general motors and the angle they filming him from in car he looks like manic Rodney Dangerfield

asuka04xyz: “Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

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PaulyShore: Since we’re in the middle of March — Spring Break time dooodz — I figured we’d do a little MTV Spring Break flashback from back in the day. Here’s a NEVER BEFORE SEEN clip of myself and Rodney Dangerfield putting together some promo for my MTV show “Chillin’ with the Weiz”.

alcemirg249: “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

alcemirg247: “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

dlun3935: “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

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fandelixo: “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

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viniciustoic371: “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Philip_D_Conrad: Life is just a bowl of pits. (Rodney Dangerfield)

gloomygalleon: more like sonic rodney dangerfield with a mohawk



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