Roald Dahl Never Poems

  • 1.
    Hey diddle diddle
    We're all on the fiddle
    And never get up until noon.
    We only take cash
    ...
  • 2.
    The animal I really dig,
    Above all others is the pig.
    Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever,
    Pigs are courteous. However,
    ...
  • 3.
    I never thought my life could be
    Anything but catastrophe
    But suddenly I begin to see
    A bit of good luck for me
    ...
  • 4.
    'Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!
    The great big greedy nincompoop!
    How long could we allow this beast
    To gorge and guzzle, feed and feast
    ...
  • 5.
    'This famous wicked little tale
    Should never have been put on sale
    It is a mystery to me
    Why loving parents cannot see
    ...
  • 6.
    'Attention please! Attention please!
    Don't dare to talk! Don't dare to sneeze!
    Don't doze or daydream! Stay awake!
    Your health, your very life's at stake!
    ...
  • 7.
    The most important thing we've learned,
    So far as children are concerned,
    Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
    Them near your television set --
    ...
  • 8.
    'Dear friends, we surely all agree
    There's almost nothing worse to see
    Than some repulsive little bum
    Who's always chewing chewing gum.
    ...
  • 9.
    The most important thing we've learned,
    So far as children are concerned,
    Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
    Them near your television set --
    ...
Total 9 Never Poems by Roald Dahl

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