Ringgold Wilmer Lardner Long Poems

• 1. Declaration Of Independence
  "MYSELF!" It means that you don't care
  To have me lift you in your chair;
  That if I do, you'll rage and tear.
  
  ...
• 2. Hesitation
  I've orders to waken you from your nap,
  And orders are orders, my little chap.
  But I hate to do it, because it seems
  A shame to break in on your blissful dreams.
  ...
• 3. Discipline
  He couldn't have a doughnut, and it made him very mad;
  He undertook to get revenge by screaming at his dad.
  
  "Cut out that noise!" I ordered, and he gave another roar,
  ...
• 4. Coming Home
  Prepare for noise, you quiet walls!
  You floors, get set for heavy falls!
  Frail dishes, hide away!
  Get ready for some scratches, stairs!
  ...

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