HUSBAND QUOTES

• As a husband if you help your wife in domestic chores will you die? Wives are not slaves but helpmeets.
  ~ Jude Chukwuemeka Muoneke ~
• University babes are busy breastfeeding people's husband, Don't worry you will soon marry, Then you will reap what you sowed.
  ~ Jude Chukwuemeka Muoneke ~
• Do not allow materialism to detect the choice of your husband, because good men work hard and take time to blossom.
  ~ Jude Chukwuemeka Muoneke ~
• The husband or the wife you want might not come in the container you like. Be ready to work on the container and the content.
  ~ Jude Chukwuemeka Muoneke ~
• If your husband is a faithful cheat, do him a favour by putting some condom in his bag or pocket.
  ~ Jude Chukwuemeka Muoneke ~
• When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck men risk theirs.
  ~ Oscar Wilde ~
• Neither a borrower nor a lender be For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.
  ~ William Shakespeare ~
• May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they give you a husband and a home and gracious concord, for there is nothing greater and better than this -when a husband and wife keep a household in oneness of mind, a great woe to their enemies and joy to their friends, and win high renown.
  ~ Homer ~
• Man, though he be gray-headed when he comes back, soon gets a young wife. But a woman?s time is short within which she can expect to obtain a husband. If she allows it to slip away, no one cares to marry her. She sits at home, speculating on the probability of her marriage.
  ~ Aristophanes ~
• I know this sounds generic, but I'm so happy to be home with my husband, my family, and my dog.
  ~ Fergie ~
• Every Wednesday, my husband and I have a study group with our friends. I attend church. We try to devote time in the morning, say a prayer.
  ~ Carrie Underwood ~
• I love being around my friends and my family and spending time with my husband. I like being normal and recharging my batteries, and I feel like I have the coolest job in the world where I get to get on stage and perform and get to do a lot of really amazing things.
  ~ Carrie Underwood ~
• I love being around my friends and my family and spending time with my husband. I like being normal and recharging my batteries, and I feel like I have the coolest job in the world where I get to get on stage and perform and get to do a lot of really amazing things.
  ~ Carrie Underwood ~
• A true king is neither husband nor father he considers his throne and nothing else.
  ~ Pierre Corneille ~
• I borrowed my friend's car the other day in an attempt to persuade my husband that we needed a car and literally this is true, in the first day of borrowing the car, I got three tickets and I rear-ended it.
  ~ Emily Mortimer ~
• Women didn't want to watch other women on television because they were jealous of their husbands' diverted attention.
  ~ Jessica Savitch ~
• My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim.
  ~ Queen Elizabeth Ii ~
• CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
  ~ Jay Leno ~
• CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
  ~ Jay Leno ~
• Without husbands, women have to focus on earning more. They work longer hours, they're willing to relocate and they're more likely to choose higher-paying fields like technology.
  ~ Warren Farrell ~
• Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four-color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour.
  ~ Barbara Ehrenreich ~
• My dad saw my husband's boss at a conference, and he said to stop paying my husband until we produce children.
  ~ Jenna Bush ~
• When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'
  ~ Natalie Portman ~
• When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'
  ~ Natalie Portman ~
• I'm tempted by everything. My husband makes fun of me because every day it's a new food that I love. I have a weakness for butterscotch pudding, ice cream in any flavor and dark chocolate, although that's one thing I do keep in my house - 70% dark chocolate.
  ~ Gail Simmons ~
• My life comes down to three moments: the death of my father, meeting my husband, and the birth of my daughter. Everything I did previous to that just doesn't seem to add up to very much.
  ~ Gwyneth Paltrow ~
• My life comes down to three moments: the death of my father, meeting my husband, and the birth of my daughter. Everything I did previous to that just doesn't seem to add up to very much.
  ~ Gwyneth Paltrow ~
• When you're shooting a film, you really don't get to be a dad, and you don't really get to be a husband. You don't really exist at all. But I do drag my family with me on location whenever I can.
  ~ Eric Bana ~
• Sometimes when I'm going to sleep, I think, 'Oh God, my future husband is out there somewhere and I might know him, or I might not, and I wonder what he's doing and I wonder if he knows me.' I just always think that's so fascinating, that even when you were two years old, your future husband was out there somewhere.
  ~ Emma Roberts ~
• Women can go on marrying and pretending that their boyfriends and husbands are Mr. Darcy or some RomCom dream man. But where's that going to get 'em? Besides divorce court?
  ~ Dan Savage ~
• Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.
  ~ Shahrukh Khan ~
• I practice yoga at home to a TV show called 'Inhale,' taught by Steve Ross. I figured that if the people on the show could stretch that deep then I could too. I ended up pulling my hip flexor. But that's how I met my husband. Paul was the physical therapist my coach called to meet with me after hours.
  ~ Danica Patrick ~
• Make women rational creatures, and free citizens, and they will quickly become good wives - that is, if men do not neglect the duties of husbands and fathers.
  ~ Mary Wollstonecraft ~
• The divine right of husbands, like the divine right of kings, may, it is hoped, in this enlightened age, be contested without danger.
  ~ Mary Wollstonecraft ~
• I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax?
  ~ Jackie Kennedy ~
• I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax?
  ~ Jackie Kennedy ~
• I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax?
  ~ Jackie Kennedy ~
• We go on dates thinking that person is our future husband or wife, without getting to know them, as we live in a fantasy and an illusion of romance.
  ~ Patti Stanger ~
• Don't solicit feedback on your product, idea or your business just for validation purposes. You want to tell the people who can help move your idea forward, but if you're just looking to your friend, co-worker, husband or wife for validation, be careful. It can stop a lot of multimillion-dollar ideas in their tracks in the beginning.
  ~ Sara Blakely ~
• To catch a husband is an art to hold him is a job.
  ~ Simone De Beauvoir ~
• Well there's nobody who has a more supportive husband than I do, and he has a business that he runs, and it's his own business, so he has work to do, my kids have school to do, I mean, people have - there are other things in life besides politics.
  ~ Caroline Kennedy ~
• In terms of my marriage, you know, falling in love with my husband was by far the best thing that's ever happened to me.
  ~ Caroline Kennedy ~
• Well there's nobody who has a more supportive husband than I do, and he has a business that he runs, and it's his own business, so he has work to do, my kids have school to do, I mean, people have - there are other things in life besides politics.
  ~ Caroline Kennedy ~
• So many women today have become so focused on their children, they've developed these romantic entanglements with their children's lives, and the husbands are secondary. They're left out. And the romantic focus is on the children.
  ~ Ayelet Waldman ~
• Personally, I think four is the perfect number of children for our particular family. Four is enough to create the frenzied cacophony that my husband and I find so joyful.
  ~ Ayelet Waldman ~
• The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.
  ~ Dolly Parton ~
• The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.
  ~ Dolly Parton ~
• Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
  ~ Cher ~
• You can't have a relationship when you're shooting a 14-hour day and your husband is shooting a 14-hour day in the same city. It's a time thing and it's a together thing.
  ~ Eva Longoria ~
• When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown the reception hall smelled like feet.
  ~ Sherri Shepherd ~
• My husband, Sal, and I put date nights on the calendar once a week. I know that doesn't sound romantic, but otherwise it won't get done.
  ~ Sherri Shepherd ~
• I have hair that I audition with, my sitcom hair which is a curly wig. I have my long chic hair that I wear to my son's school so they know I'm not playing around. I always tell people that my husband gets a different woman every night when I come home from 'The View.' Hair makes you feel a certain way, like putting a power suit on.
  ~ Sherri Shepherd ~
• My husband had a very strong identity and was successful in his life. Thank God for that. There's no way I can control him. I wouldn't stay married to him if I felt I could. I can readily take my business personality into the home. But he forces me to be a partner rather than the boss.
  ~ Barbara Corcoran ~
• My husband had a very strong identity and was successful in his life. Thank God for that. There's no way I can control him. I wouldn't stay married to him if I felt I could. I can readily take my business personality into the home. But he forces me to be a partner rather than the boss.
  ~ Barbara Corcoran ~
• I can definitely say the older I've got the better I've become at being a dad and a husband.
  ~ Rod Stewart ~
• The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
  ~ Barbara De Angelis ~
• The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
  ~ Barbara De Angelis ~
• Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.
  ~ Jean Giraudoux ~
• Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.
  ~ Jean Giraudoux ~
• My father was the quintessential husband and dad.
  ~ Sidney Poitier ~
• The day in 2004 when the radiologist told me I had invasive cancer, I walked down the hospital corridor looking for a phone to call my husband, and I could almost see the fear coming toward me like a big, black shadow.
  ~ Geraldine Brooks ~
• Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.
  ~ Abigail Adams ~
• Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.
  ~ Abigail Adams ~
• Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.
  ~ Abigail Adams ~
• I was looking for a husband, but meanwhile to survive, I had to work.
  ~ Helen Reddy ~
• The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
  ~ Francesca Annis ~
• The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
  ~ Francesca Annis ~
• Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
  ~ Pat Robertson ~
• Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
  ~ Pat Robertson ~
• I'm a dad, I'm a husband, I'm an activist, I'm a writer and I'm just a student of the world.
  ~ Michael J. Fox ~
• I work at home, in the country, and days will go by when, except for my husband and son and the occasional UPS man, the only sentient creatures that see me are my chickens and turkeys.
  ~ Susan Orlean ~
• None of my actions have ever sort of been motored by the search for a husband or wondering if I was going to have a family someday or wanting to live in a really great house or thinking it would be really great to have a diamond.
  ~ Lena Dunham ~
• My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
  ~ Rita Rudner ~
• Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
  ~ Rita Rudner ~
• My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
  ~ Rita Rudner ~
• My husband is a composer, so he plays piano all the time and I sit there and clap telling my unborn child, 'Hear me clap, hear the music.' I know music, in general, is supposed to be good for babies to hear.
  ~ Danica Mckellar ~
• But I have to be careful not to let the world dazzle me so much that I forget that I'm a husband and a father.
  ~ Herbie Hancock ~
• Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society.
  ~ Jack Kingston ~
• Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society.
  ~ Jack Kingston ~
• Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society.
  ~ Jack Kingston ~
• I always use my husband's cocoa butter stuff. He has amazing skin!
  ~ Idina Menzel ~
• I would love to be married. But it's not a necessity like the way that I feel I need and want to have children. It would be wonderful to have a husband, and I would feel blessed to do it. But I would feel sad for the rest of my life if I had no kids.
  ~ Mindy Kaling ~
• I have a wonderful husband. I have three amazing kids.
  ~ Celine Dion ~
• At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.
  ~ Barbara Bush ~
• At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.
  ~ Barbara Bush ~
• My priorities are always going to be my husband and my family now. That's a huge, huge thing.
  ~ Gwen Stefani ~
• I understand what it's like to come with your family, and to uproot yourself and come to another culture. You need a lot of support. People say, 'She's got her daughter she's got her husband.' Yeah, but she hasn't got anyone else.
  ~ Emma Thompson ~
• If you love somebody, you love them. My parents had a 25-year age gap between them and my mum was the breadwinner, my dad the house husband. I'm a strong believer that a good relationship can work, whatever the situation.
  ~ Katherine Jenkins ~
• If you love somebody, you love them. My parents had a 25-year age gap between them and my mum was the breadwinner, my dad the house husband. I'm a strong believer that a good relationship can work, whatever the situation.
  ~ Katherine Jenkins ~
• If you love somebody, you love them. My parents had a 25-year age gap between them and my mum was the breadwinner, my dad the house husband. I'm a strong believer that a good relationship can work, whatever the situation.
  ~ Katherine Jenkins ~
• If you love somebody, you love them. My parents had a 25-year age gap between them and my mum was the breadwinner, my dad the house husband. I'm a strong believer that a good relationship can work, whatever the situation.
  ~ Katherine Jenkins ~
• It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.
  ~ Euripides ~
• It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.
  ~ Euripides ~
• The longitivity and good health of a husband's life is directly proportional to the happiness of his wife.
  ~ Jaja Otokini ~
• Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.
  ~ Moliere ~
• I want to be able to experience everything. I want to experience being a husband, experience being a father, experience, maybe, hopefully, someday being a grandfather, and all those things. I want that experience. When I die, I want to be exhausted.
  ~ Bryan Cranston ~
• A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
  ~ Chanakya ~
• A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
  ~ Chanakya ~
• The average husband enjoys the total effect of his home but is usually unable to contribute any of the details of work and organisation that make it enjoyable.
  ~ Havelock Ellis ~
• The average husband enjoys the total effect of his home but is usually unable to contribute any of the details of work and organisation that make it enjoyable.
  ~ Havelock Ellis ~