SMART QUOTES

• Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.
  ~ Mel Brooks ~
• If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
  ~ Scott Adams ~
• If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
  ~ Scott Adams ~
• Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
  ~ Scott Adams ~
• There is nothing like the way people feel after they've seen 'The Intouchables.' They feel amazing. The word of mouth on this film is incredible. It's intelligent-feeling good. You're not insulted by the low-browness or stupidity of some of the humor. It's so smart and terrific.
  ~ Harvey Weinstein ~
• There is nothing like the way people feel after they've seen 'The Intouchables.' They feel amazing. The word of mouth on this film is incredible. It's intelligent-feeling good. You're not insulted by the low-browness or stupidity of some of the humor. It's so smart and terrific.
  ~ Harvey Weinstein ~
• You have to be smart. The easy days are over.
  ~ Robert Kiyosaki ~
• The smarter the journalists are, the better off society is. For to a degree, people read the press to inform themselves - and the better the teacher, the better the student body.
  ~ Warren Buffett ~
• The smarter the journalists are, the better off society is. For to a degree, people read the press to inform themselves - and the better the teacher, the better the student body.
  ~ Warren Buffett ~
• I feel we live in the kind of culture now where you have to be very smart to navigate the right way, and I just don't have those smarts. I think with age and time it will change, but I can't obsess about it.
  ~ Sienna Miller ~
• I feel we live in the kind of culture now where you have to be very smart to navigate the right way, and I just don't have those smarts. I think with age and time it will change, but I can't obsess about it.
  ~ Sienna Miller ~
• Teachability is a soft skill we all should have. Smartness doesn't guarantee you been teachable but been teachable can guarantee smartness
  ~ Atitebi Ismail Tebitalks ~
• Wherever smart people work, doors are unlocked.
  ~ Steve Wozniak ~
• Teachers started recognizing me and praising me for being smart in science and that made me want to be even smarter in science!
  ~ Steve Wozniak ~
• Wherever smart people work, doors are unlocked.
  ~ Steve Wozniak ~
• People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
  ~ Adam Carolla ~
• American stuntmen are smart - they think about safety. When they do a jump in a car, they calculate everything: the speed, the distance... But in Hong Kong, we don't know how to count. Everything we do is a guess. If you've got the guts, you do it. All of my stuntmen have gotten hurt.
  ~ Jackie Chan ~
• I am lucky to have had an attentive, curious and loving dad and heart-smart, down-to-earth, gifted mother. They changed the outlooks of their own lives and have never forgotten the people and organizations that helped them dream bigger than their circumstances should have allowed.
  ~ Jennifer Garner ~
• In the melting pot that is America, inclusive trumps exclusive. Whether it's single women, young adults, or minorities, alienating the rapidly growing voting blocs is not smart politics.
  ~ Eliot Spitzer ~
• I have not the smarts or patience for political office.
  ~ Henry Rollins ~
• I actually don't think that I'm that much smarter than anybody else. It's just that I frequently just seem to know what to do, and I think that's wisdom.
  ~ Benjamin Carson ~
• Whatever you do in life, surround yourself with smart people who'll argue with you.
  ~ John Wooden ~
• Whatever you do in life, surround yourself with smart people who'll argue with you.
  ~ John Wooden ~
• There's something brave and touching about game girls of all ages keeping themselves smart in hard times - one thinks of those wonderful women during World War II drawing stocking seams in eyebrow pencil up the back of legs stained with gravy browning because nylons were so hard to get hold of.
  ~ Julie Burchill ~
• There's something brave and touching about game girls of all ages keeping themselves smart in hard times - one thinks of those wonderful women during World War II drawing stocking seams in eyebrow pencil up the back of legs stained with gravy browning because nylons were so hard to get hold of.
  ~ Julie Burchill ~
• When I seemed to be irritable or sad, my father would quote the learned Dr. Knight, and then say, 'Just go to sleep.' Like all smart aleck kids, I thought the advice was silly. But as I've grown older, I've realized just how smart Knight was.
  ~ Ben Stein ~
• It's really amazing that in the age of unbelief, as a smart man called it, there isn't even more fraud. After all, with no God, there's no one to ever call you to account, and no accounting at all if you can get away with it.
  ~ Ben Stein ~
• It's really amazing that in the age of unbelief, as a smart man called it, there isn't even more fraud. After all, with no God, there's no one to ever call you to account, and no accounting at all if you can get away with it.
  ~ Ben Stein ~
• It's really amazing that in the age of unbelief, as a smart man called it, there isn't even more fraud. After all, with no God, there's no one to ever call you to account, and no accounting at all if you can get away with it.
  ~ Ben Stein ~
• We like to think about how smart we are. But I think talent as a writer is hard-wired in, it's all there, at least the basic elements of it. You can't change it any more than you can choose whether to be right handed or left handed.
  ~ Stephen King ~
• No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.
  ~ Ellen Degeneres ~
• No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.
  ~ Ellen Degeneres ~
• Something I've realized lately, to my shock, is that I am an optimist, in that I think humans are almost infinitely capable of self-change and self-modification, and that we really can build the future that we want if we're smart about it.
  ~ Brian Eno ~
• The smart thing in the art world is to have one good idea and never have another.
  ~ Brian Eno ~
• I never cut class. I loved getting A's, I liked being smart. I liked being on time. I thought being smart is cooler than anything in the world.
  ~ Michelle Obama ~
• I never cut class. I loved getting A's, I liked being smart. I liked being on time. I thought being smart is cooler than anything in the world.
  ~ Michelle Obama ~
• The most impactful way consumers can assert their power is to become mindful shoppers, giving their dollars only to socially responsible companies. In today's world of social media and smart phones, this is easy to do.
  ~ Simon Mainwaring ~
• Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
  ~ Will Rogers ~
• People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
  ~ Will Rogers ~
• Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
  ~ Will Rogers ~
• Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
  ~ Will Rogers ~
• A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
  ~ Will Rogers ~
• Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
  ~ Will Rogers ~
• By making bold cuts in spending and commonsense entitlement reforms, we will make our government simpler, smaller, and smarter.
  ~ Mitt Romney ~
• 'Smart power' is the use of American power in ways that would help prevent and resolve conflict - not just send our military in.
  ~ Hillary Clinton ~
• Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.
  ~ Bill Gates ~
• Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.
  ~ Bill Gates ~
• Technology is nothing. What's important is that you have a faith in people, that they're basically good and smart, and if you give them tools, they'll do wonderful things with them.
  ~ Steve Jobs ~
• I'm an optimist in the sense that I believe humans are noble and honorable, and some of them are really smart. I have a very optimistic view of individuals.
  ~ Steve Jobs ~
• Technology is nothing. What's important is that you have a faith in people, that they're basically good and smart, and if you give them tools, they'll do wonderful things with them.
  ~ Steve Jobs ~
• Technology is nothing. What's important is that you have a faith in people, that they're basically good and smart, and if you give them tools, they'll do wonderful things with them.
  ~ Steve Jobs ~
• It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
  ~ Albert Einstein ~
• Be silent, be smart.
  ~ Ikiring Beatrice Ogwes ~
• His angry because he has no voice the child spoke wiser then ever, how are you? I brilliant and smart don't ever bother him again...
  ~ Plantard Dacull ~