HUMOR QUOTES

• Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.
  ~ Madonna Ciccone ~
• Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.
  ~ Madonna Ciccone ~
• Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.
  ~ Madonna Ciccone ~
• Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.
  ~ Madonna Ciccone ~
• Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.
  ~ Madonna Ciccone ~
• Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.
  ~ Madonna Ciccone ~
• Wit is the lowest form of humor.
  ~ Alexander Pope ~
• Righteous people have no sense of humor.
  ~ Bertolt Brecht ~
• No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
  ~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge ~
• Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective an awareness that some things are really important, others not and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
  ~ Christopher Morley ~
• Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
  ~ T. S. Eliot ~
• Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
  ~ William Makepeace Thackeray ~
• Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness.
  ~ Joseph Addison ~
• With Ricky Gervais, it's all shades of wrong, it's my kind of humor.
  ~ Emily Blunt ~
• Humor comes from self-confidence.
  ~ Rita Mae Brown ~
• I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.
  ~ John Malkovich ~
• I never worry about people not taking my work seriously as a result of the humor. In the end, the comic's best trick is the illusion that comedy is effortless. That people imagine what he's doing is easy is an occupational hazard.
  ~ Richard Russo ~
• At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don't really think of myself as 'writing humor.' I'm simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious.
  ~ Richard Russo ~
• I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.
  ~ Zac Efron ~
• It has always surprised me how little attention philosophers have paid to humor, since it is a more significant process of mind than reason. Reason can only sort out perceptions, but the humor process is involved in changing them.
  ~ Edward De Bono ~
• Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
  ~ Edward De Bono ~
• Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.
  ~ Trey Parker ~
• Feature-length film comedy is harder to pull off than the episodic sitcom - it doesn't have the same factory machinery up and running, teams of writers putting familiar characters through permutations - but that doesn't explain the widening quality gap that makes movie humor look like a genetic defective.
  ~ James Wolcott ~
• In the 'Hurt Locker' there's a lot of me in there, a sense of humor, a man of few words and a lot of action.
  ~ Jeremy Renner ~
• The comic is the perception of the opposite humor is the feeling of it.
  ~ Umberto Eco ~
• With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.
  ~ Calvin Trillin ~
• There's always a source for humor.
  ~ Calvin Trillin ~
• I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have more room for humor than others.
  ~ Dean Koontz ~
• A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
  ~ Bob Hope ~
• Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
  ~ Tim Allen ~
• Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
  ~ Tim Allen ~
• Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
  ~ Tim Allen ~
• Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
  ~ Tim Allen ~
• Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
  ~ Tim Allen ~
• Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
  ~ Tim Allen ~
• I've got a great sense of humor.
  ~ Anthony Hopkins ~
• A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
  ~ William Arthur Ward ~
• A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
  ~ William Arthur Ward ~
• All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
  ~ Fred Allen ~
• It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment.
  ~ Freeman Dyson ~
• What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!
  ~ Calvin Klein ~
• Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and with more real resignation to the necessary course of things, than any whining Christian ever dyed with pretended resignation to the will of God.
  ~ Adam Smith ~
• Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. So if it is correct to say that humor was stamped out in Nazi Germany, that does not mean that people were not in good spirits, or anything of that sort, but something much deeper and more important.
  ~ Ludwig Wittgenstein ~
• I think that sense of humor is important in marriage. A sense of humor gets people through marriage.
  ~ Kyle Chandler ~
• Sometimes a scene may be about one thing, and it may end up still being about that, but the emotionality of it comes from somewhere else, or the humor of it comes from somewhere else, and it gives it that real-life quality.
  ~ Kyle Chandler ~
• I think that sense of humor is important in marriage. A sense of humor gets people through marriage.
  ~ Kyle Chandler ~
• I just am a snob when it comes to humor.
  ~ Courteney Cox ~
• A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.
  ~ Courteney Cox ~
• A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.
  ~ Courteney Cox ~
• The darker the film, the more vital everyone's sense of humor is on set.
  ~ Eric Bana ~
• To me, sadness and humor aren't disrelated and humor is the best tool I've had against the sadness in my life.
  ~ Mike Mills ~
• Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
  ~ George Jean Nathan ~
• Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
  ~ George Jean Nathan ~
• Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
  ~ George Jean Nathan ~
• A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
  ~ Chris Rock ~
• A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
  ~ Chris Rock ~
• Women's humor seems to be a little more supportive. It's just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like I'm going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys.
  ~ Paul Feig ~
• What's great about the geek spirit is that life never seems to stop us, and they never seem to kill our enthusiasm, our optimism and our hunger to experience the world. We keep our sense of humor, we protect our dignity, we talk to our friends about the experience and then we start again fresh the very next day.
  ~ Paul Feig ~
• Women's humor seems to be a little more supportive. It's just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like I'm going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys.
  ~ Paul Feig ~
• What's great about the geek spirit is that life never seems to stop us, and they never seem to kill our enthusiasm, our optimism and our hunger to experience the world. We keep our sense of humor, we protect our dignity, we talk to our friends about the experience and then we start again fresh the very next day.
  ~ Paul Feig ~
• A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
  ~ Doug Larson ~
• I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine.
  ~ Rainn Wilson ~
• I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.
  ~ Rainn Wilson ~
• Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.
  ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh ~
• Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.
  ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh ~
• Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.
  ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh ~
• Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.
  ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh ~
• It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.
  ~ Margaret Cho ~
• Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.
  ~ Margaret Cho ~
• The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
  ~ James Thurber ~
• The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
  ~ James Thurber ~
• Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
  ~ James Thurber ~
• Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
  ~ James Thurber ~
• A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
  ~ Mignon Mclaughlin ~
• And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.
  ~ Paul Mccartney ~
• I can't not put humor in a book.
  ~ Albert Brooks ~
• I'm sure there are people who survive tragedy without humor, but I've never met any of them. Nor would I be particularly interested in writing about them if I did meet them.
  ~ Ayelet Waldman ~
• I'm just very amused by five-year-old humor.
  ~ Kesha ~
• You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it.
  ~ Kesha ~
• If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.
  ~ Paul Simon ~
• Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.
  ~ Ice Cube ~
• Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.
  ~ Ice Cube ~
• I find that people find a way out of misery through humor and it's humor that's often unacceptable to people who are not in quite such a state of misery.
  ~ Danny Boyle ~
• I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
  ~ Betty White ~
• Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.
  ~ Betty White ~
• It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.
  ~ Betty White ~
• Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.
  ~ Betty White ~
• I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.
  ~ Rod Stewart ~
• A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.
  ~ Catherine Deneuve ~
• A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.
  ~ Catherine Deneuve ~
• There is also this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it.
  ~ Miguel De Cervantes ~
• The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.
  ~ Alfred North Whitehead ~
• A lot of people into Tool, for some reason, are not interested in humor.
  ~ Maynard James Keenan ~
• I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people.
  ~ Nicole Scherzinger ~
• I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people.
  ~ Nicole Scherzinger ~
• You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.
  ~ Liza Minnelli ~
• My dad's sense of humor was direct and sometimes surreal - his quick wit is well known amongst our family and friends. He raised me on Spike Jones records and W.C. Fields movies, and his sense of humor fell somewhere in between.
  ~ Tony Visconti ~
• My dad's sense of humor was direct and sometimes surreal - his quick wit is well known amongst our family and friends. He raised me on Spike Jones records and W.C. Fields movies, and his sense of humor fell somewhere in between.
  ~ Tony Visconti ~
• You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.
  ~ Steve Irwin ~
• I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.
  ~ Ben Stiller ~