I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Chronic malnutrition, or the lack of proper nutrition over time directly contributes to three times as many child deaths as food scarcity. Yet surprisingly, you don't really hear about this hidden crisis through the morning news, Twitter or headlines of major newspapers.
Like charity, I believe glamour should begin at home.
My mom is painfully sweet she's from Nebraska.
There is hardly such a thing as a war in which it makes no difference who wins. Nearly always one side stands more of less for progress, the other side more or less for reaction.
I am confident that nobody... will accuse me of selfishness if I ask to spend time, while I am still in good health, with my family, my friends and also with myself.
I don't think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains.
People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind.
The only real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone.
You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you.
Thanks to television, for the first time the young are seeing history made before it is censored by their elders.