I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
I've never let my school interfere with my education.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Philosophy is the highest music.
Having a child, that's always been my biggest fear. I want a child and I fear a child.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world.
When you do find humor in trying times, one of the first and most important changes you experience is that you see your perplexing problems in a new way - you suddenly have a new perspective on them.
If you wanna make it,slide the way it is
Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.
There is nothing that so much gratifies an ill tongue as when it finds an angry heart.
Love, we say, is life but love without hope and faith is agonizing death.
I think in a way, you're doomed, once you can envision something. You're sort of doomed to make it happen. I've found that the moment I can envision leaving a relationship, that's usually the moment that the relationship starts to fall apart.