I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
- I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
- People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
- Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
- The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
Best Quotes
- It's amazing how people will give when you don't ask. Many of them send money because they believe in the message.
- I think Gingrich has embarrassed the party over time. Whether he'll do it again in the future, I don't know. But Gov. Romney never has.
- My work has also motivated me to put a lot of time into seeking out good food and to spend more money on it.
- When women earn the money for the family, everyone in the family benefits. We also know that when women have an income, everyone wins because women dedicate 90% of the income to health, education, to food security, to the children, to the family, or to the community, so when women have an income, everybody wins.
- War is like love it always finds a way.
- As men are not able to fight against death, misery, ignorance, they have taken it into their heads, in order to be happy, not to think of them at all.
- The '80s made up for all the abuse I took during the '70s. I outlived all my critics. By the time I retired, everybody saw me as a venerable institution. Things do change.
- Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery He has not been broken in two by time he is not two men, but one, and he has saved not only his soul, but his life.
- Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the trees will be bare, and look forward to the time when we may pick the fruit.
- Death and love are the two wings that bear the good man to heaven.