I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
- I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
- I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
- I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Best Quotes
- Representation of the world, like the world itself, is the work of men they describe it from their own point of view, which they confuse with the absolute truth.
- Of two pleasures, if there be one which all or almost all who have experience of both give a decided preference, irrespective of any feeling of moral obligation to prefer it, that is the more desirable pleasure.
- I'm always going to live in Texas. Texas is my home - it'll be my home forever.
- If a business does well, the stock eventually follows.
- There can be no keener revelation of a society's soul than the way in which it treats its children.
- People feel that the EU is a one-way process, a great machine that sucks up decision-making from national parliaments to the European level until everything is decided by the EU. That needs to change.
- Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything - all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.
- The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.
- Abused patience turns to fury.
- God's dream is that you and I and all of us will realize that we are family, that we are made for togetherness, for goodness, and for compassion.