I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
- Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
- Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
- I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
- Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
- Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
Best Quotes
- He who is overly attached to his family members experiences fear and sorrow, for the root of all grief is attachment. Thus one should discard attachment to be happy.
- All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose.
- Technology favors horrible people.
- Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, and snow is exhilarating; there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
- Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we allow them short of hanging.
- I want to help children in Serbia and around the world so they can realize their dreams.
- The day in 2004 when the radiologist told me I had invasive cancer, I walked down the hospital corridor looking for a phone to call my husband, and I could almost see the fear coming toward me like a big, black shadow.
- Some broad themes brought me where I am today. At a very young age, my hobby became thinking and finding connections.
- I've been left alone, even by the paparazzi, because what sells is sex and scandal. Absent that, they really don't have much interest in you. I'm still married, still working, still happy.
- It makes little difference how many university courses or degrees a person may own. If he cannot use words to move an idea from one point to another, his education is incomplete.