I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
- What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
- Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
- Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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- I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
- I was blessed, because I come from a family where they knock you down before you float away. I have a lot of brothers who just make sure we have our feet on the ground, and my mom is a rock star. She is an amazing mother.
- If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.