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judgebeats: it’s still insane that outside of the demonic Omni One clout chasing, Jerry Seinfeld was just like “I just think this 14 year old is hot! Everyone be chill!” and everyone pretty much did lol the Clinton 90s was a wild time
serpaz_bot: jerry seinfeld you are a visionary
pauliegiamonkey: Comedians in Cars the Movie
(sort of a Space Jam-esque scenario where Jerry Seinfeld and a group of fellow comedians enter the world of Pixar’s Cars)
vaguelytallulah: u have to admire jerry seinfeld commitment to never improving at acting, despite having a tv shoe for 9 years
nateluissilva: The most realistic part of Seinfeld is that Jerry’s friends never come to shows.
itschombi: *Jerry Seinfeld struggling with his last name yard sign*
Them: "what's going on there?"
Me: "oh, Jerry Seinfeld's Seinfeld sign fell"
DaisyPowerHour: thats a skill issue cause we still think seinfeld is hysterical and we dont even like jerry seinfeld
thetribeofmany: Jerry Seinfeld the GOAT
TotallyRealFak3: THEY DID WHAT?!! Jerry Seinfeld paid Mall of America, where he has affair with Will Ferrell!!!
edoplant3192: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
rena19910727a: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
daikonsishou: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
gumi8831: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
misapecco: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
jus2yup: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
random_seinfeld: Jerry doesn't want to go out for dinner with a Native American woman in Frank and Estelle's bed. Cousin Jeffrey goes to Los Angeles to track down Frank's lawyer who decides to get into it with Biff Loman.
MrSinsinnatti: Jeff Van Gundy is like the Jerry Seinfeld of the NBA
oomayumioo93: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
raripon0409: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
salsujavaddzm: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
snowleopard3326: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
djyujiooo: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
hinatoyoda1121: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
fljadksj: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
imamatsh: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
junperdx88: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
dollypillled: This gives what Jerry Seinfeld thought he was giving
deepbluemelody: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
20021029rira: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
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gdgdflower: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
resilito5116: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
sukipoke2200: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
ultrahot0141: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
hoku2613: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
hy19750127: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
crearivepiano1: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
_Thundercleese: Ruby Bridges is younger than Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and Bill Clinton. She’s also the same age as Jerry Seinfeld. Her story is modern US history.
Kosher71: Eh. If you know, you know.
k10730628: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
hikijinro: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
nonofight777: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
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soccersoul0122: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
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fuuuuka18: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
rachelnmsu: Jerry Seinfeld runs out of things to joke about so he starts lying. “Why do they cal it spanish class? It isn’t spanish, and you aren’t in class!
buono5916: “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
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its_uh_bella_: *Jerry Seinfeld voice* what's the difference between Jerry Seinfeld and pop punk Jerry Seinfeld? There is none! They both date teenagers!
random_seinfeld: Jerry doesn't want to go out for dinner with Gina until she misses her period. Morty cries over the poetry written by Dick dubbing it; The Summer of Roy, the artist.
__provider__: *after hearing a spot on impression of Jerry Seinfeld*
wow i think we are so approaching a time when jerry seinfeld will basicly be totally replaiced
notjessewalker: Also from the May issue, also paywalled for now: a brief item I wrote about "Nothing, Forever." I think this is the first article I have ever written that namechecks both Jerry Seinfeld and William Burroughs.
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OnlyHanz_: Nah the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry got called out for gawking at a 15 year old is crazy. Life really imitates art.
synthpopslut: is there any seinfeld episode where jerry doesn’t have a girlfriend
random_seinfeld: Jerry exchanges awkward hellos with his subordinate at the movie theater. George makes salmon salad sandwiches for Johnny Depp who is on a very fixed income according to the Europeans.
megantheevalium: Welcome to my brain, Anon! On the left you’ll find everything I know about the Malaysia Airlines flight 370. On the right it’s just the Otis Redding bit from the HBO documentary Talking Funny with Chris Rock, Louis C.K., Ricky Gervais and Jerry Seinfeld playing on a loop.
Iayaboutace: not to be dramatic but if jerry seinfeld doesn't hold my hand right now im going to burst into flames
collectdust: that jerry seinfeld coffee show? he went to a diner w/ SJP and at the end she was doing the math to tip and he was like............you're calculating this? she was all "yep!" then back to jerry "do you, an incredibly famous rich person want to be known as the adequate tipper"
edoplant3192: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
rena19910727a: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
daikonsishou: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
gumi8831: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
misapecco: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
jus2yup: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Jordanlperkins9: Jerry Seinfeld with a philosophy PhD, like "What's the deal with Willard Van Orman Quine???"
oomayumioo93: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
raripon0409: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
salsujavaddzm: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
snowleopard3326: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
djyujiooo: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
hinatoyoda1121: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
fljadksj: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
imamatsh: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
junperdx88: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
deepbluemelody: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
20021029rira: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
tama86860210: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
gdgdflower: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
resilito5116: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
sukipoke2200: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
ultrahot0141: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
hoku2613: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
hy19750127: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
crearivepiano1: “Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
