Gelett Burgess Never Poems
- 1. An Alphabet Of Famous Goops
AN ALPHABET OF FAMOUS GOOPS.
Which you 'll Regard with Yells and Whoops.
Futile Acumen!
For you Yourselves are Doubtless Dupes
... - 2. The Purple Cow
I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I can tell you, anyhow,
Iâ??d rather see than be one!
... - 3. The Goops
The meanest trick I ever knew
Was one I know you never do.
I saw a Goop once try to do it,
And there was nothing funny to it.
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