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DriaPustaka: “A book is a gift you can open again and again.” ― Garrison Keillor

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

VailDaily: Garrison Keillor blends song, comedy, stories and more Thursday at Vilar

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_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

MrScottDavis: FILMMAKER-A-MONTH: ROBERT ALTMAN- DAY 28 We’ve come to the end... A Prairie Home Companion (2006) Director: Robert Altman Writers: Garrison Keillor, Ken LaZebnik Cinematographer: Ed Lachman Starring: Meryl Streep, Lily Tomlin, Kevin Kline Seen before: Yes

AuthorofPatches: A Line A Day: Response to Garrison Keillor's position.

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

welfordwrites: It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. Garrison Keillor

OddSocksCas: What species of lame millenial am I, such that I'm laying in bed on a Sunday afternoon arguing with someone on twitter about AI hype whilst listening to 'News from Lake Wobegon' with Garrison Keillor?

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

Stephen_Groner: Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. Garrison Keillor

Thouotes: "Beauty isn’t worth thinking about; what’s important is your mind." ~ Garrison Keillor

RaspiArduino: If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you? -- Garrison Keillor

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

DriaPustaka: “A book is a gift you can open again and again.” ― Garrison Keillor

anntandy: Yesterday it was Garrison Keillor wandering around my building on campus, looking for our library. He was further confused when I told him we don't have one (for the record, SO AM I)...

John_Barach: "Walt [Whitman] is the Typhoid Mary of American Lit: so much bad poetry can be traced back to him (and not brief bad poems, either), he gave so many dreadful writers permission to lavish themselves upon us" -- Garrison Keillor.

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

DriaPustaka: “A book is a gift you can open again and again.” ― Garrison Keillor

loquacious334: “When it doubt, look intelligent.” Garrison Keillor

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

Ray_F_Hayes_Jr: From seven years ago and all coming true it seems.

PJStoppleworth: I ponder what I should do with the rest of my life and notice the Garrison Keillor-shaped hole (first filled by Andy Rooney) and wonder if Fate is waving a big “OVER HERE” flag

Rschooley: Garrison Keillor voice: “Well it was a quiet afternoon at the Kari Lake war room…”

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

georgeja48: Quote of the day: "When in doubt, look intelligent."---Garrison Keillor

afolksylife: A Book is a Gift You Can Open Again and Again -Garrison Keillor wall art || hand-stamped quote || minimalist wall art || bookish gift

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

randomquotebot1: Garrison Keillor -> “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

AaronTaylorCFB: That’s what happenes when you’re angry at people. You make them part of your life. -Garrison Keillor

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

willms8yiet: Garrison Keillor's A Prairie Home Companion - November 17, 2001 - Live from the campus of St Olaf College VOJEJXP

MondongoFacts: «Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.» Garrison Keillor

RayBeckerman: "Let your light shine on me" Garrison Keillor, Robin & Linda Williams, Bob Douglas

randomquotebot1: Garrison Keillor -> “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

mmd61854622: ''As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.''❤ – Garrison Keillor

Dan_Higgins: I'll never forget when I started to change my mind about Woody Allen. It was before the Ronan Farrow work and "all that." It was a remark from Garrison Keillor, of all people: "Woody Allen films are for people who enjoy watching home movies of birthday parties."

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

DriaPustaka: “A book is a gift you can open again and again.” ― Garrison Keillor

Assuhus: Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. -Garrison Keillor RAB RAKHA SHIVRIT

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

Luv_Vodka: Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up - Garrison Keillor

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

Softshade: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!! “The Irish in America is synonymous with the human spirit, the fight, the refusal to buckle under, the drive to fight power, to stand for truth and what’s right. That’s what the Irish spirit is in America...” - Garrison Keillor

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

HalDell: I just subscribed to Garrison Keillor and Friends

DriaPustaka: “A book is a gift you can open again and again.” ― Garrison Keillor

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

CZetta7: Good Poems: Selected and Introduced by Garrison Keillor ZU8CUTV

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

Luv_Vodka: Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up - Garrison Keillor

wsmith8180: 5 of 5 stars to Lake Wobegon Days by Garrison Keillor

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

ParamountHV: Garrison Keillor’s celebrated radio broadcast A Prairie Home Companion ran for forty years. He wrote comedy sketches and more. These days, his shows are packed with humor and song, plus the audience-favorite News from Lake Wobegon. Tickets:

ArtOfficialAnt: “It’s just Pumpkin. It’s just a Squash!! Pumpkin pie is nothing more than an excuse to eat nutmeg, that’s All It Is!! The Best pumpkin pie you’ve every had, isn’t that much better than the Worst pumpkin pie you’ve had.”-Garrison Keillor

Druberhof: I always think of Garrison Keillor this time of year. "March in the Midwest is for people who don't drink, so that they can know what a hangover is like"

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

afolksylife: A Book is a Gift You Can Open Again and Again -Garrison Keillor wall art || hand-stamped quote || minimalist wall art || bookish gift

randomquotebot1: Garrison Keillor -> “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

York09Micha: Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it. - Garrison Keillor

crd: Joe Pera is just Gen Z Garrison Keillor

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

DriaPustaka: “A book is a gift you can open again and again.” ― Garrison Keillor

rgtrendsetter: Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then.-Garrison Keillor RALPHGAIL TeenClashScreening

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

Zachari34380991: Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.,Garrison Keillor,humor, religion,

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

bean_joyanna: Have you ever heard the “In and out cat” song by Garrison Keillor? It’s all about this! So cute.

Luv_Vodka: Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up - Garrison Keillor

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

Stephen_Groner: Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. Garrison Keillor

kevinindiazi19: Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.,Garrison Keillor,Children, Strong, Welcome ,

FlashHi8643: I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.,Garrison Keillor,Children, Woman, Busy ,

tweetingdouche: PBS put out documentary called Fight the Power: How Hip Hop Changed the World that's pretty good. But I wish it got the Ken Burns treatment with someone like Garrison Keillor waxing poetically while reading the lyrics of Blowjob Betty.

Educate_Resist: I just subscribed to Garrison Keillor and Friends ... it's like... sophisticated fun...

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

DriaPustaka: “A book is a gift you can open again and again.” ― Garrison Keillor

ChuckCanady: A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

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_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

AnnieMarieBarry: “March is the month God created to show people who don’t drink what a hangover is like.’"– Garrison Keillor

marydelorenzo01: The Quotable Keillor: "March is the month God created to show people who don’t drink what a hangover is like.’"– Garrison Keillor

MelissaFlavin: I just subscribed to The Writer's Almanac with Garrison Keillor

DongsOhia: The Garrison Keillor to Joe Pera pipeline

mysterybluemoon: Humor Quote: “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.” ―Garrison Keillor

JMDReid: “A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good writing.” --Garrison Keillor

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

fredh20s: Leaving Home: A Collection of Lake Wobegon Stories by Garrison Keillor

afolksylife: A Book is a Gift You Can Open Again and Again -Garrison Keillor wall art || hand-stamped quote || minimalist wall art || bookish gift

DriaPustaka: “A book is a gift you can open again and again.” ― Garrison Keillor

Luv_Vodka: Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up - Garrison Keillor

JeffSuntala: We ate a TON of meals at this church. There’s an annex in the back where the food was served. Straight out of Garrison Keillor. Great cooking. My brother has the spiral bound cookbook they put out in the 50s or 60s.

_Tippanu: God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor

gnilwoce: “Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.” ― Garrison Keillor

Adubs124: He sounds like a fascist Garrison Keillor



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