Franklin Pierce Adams Never Poems
- 1. To A Vers Librist
- 2. What Flavour?
- 3. On Tradition
- 4. If The Advertising Man Had Been Gilbert
- 5. The Comfort Of Obscurity
- 6. How Do You Tackle Your Work
- 7. A Lament
- 8. Office Mottoes
- 9. Abelard And Heloà¯se
- 10. And Yet It Is A Gentle Art
- 11. Maud Muller Mutatur
- 12. The Ballad Of Justifiable Homicide
- 13. His Monument
- 14. The Ballade Of The Average Reader
- 15. A Gotham Garden Of Verses
- 16. When You Meet A Man From Your Own Home Town
- 17. The Ballad Of The Murdered Merchant
- 18. On The Flight Of Time
- 19. No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
- 20. Propertius's Bid For Immortality
- 21. So Shines A Good Deed In A Naughty World
- 22. Those Two Boys
- 23. An Ode In Time Of Inauguration
- 24. To Myrtilla
- 25. To Alice-sit-by-the-hour
- 26. An Ultimatum To Myrtilla
- 27. Lines On And From
- 28. Bon Voyage - And Vice Versa
- 29. Again Endorsing The Lady
- 30. On The Importance Of Being Earnest