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possltho: There is nothing similar between bears and worms--unless you include the word "gummy." --Demetri Martin

JeffCagwin: A treehouse is really insensitive. It’s like killing something and asking one of its friends to hold it. - Demetri Martin

repheraldsports: Thought for the Day — It’s never good to take oneself too seriously, including in the world of sports. Take American comedian/actor Demetri Martin, who said, “I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.”

nugetwisdom: THIS GUY GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD, LIKE, 27 TIMES!' Demetri Martin

truefactsbot: I’ll not listen to reason. Reason always means what someone else.' I said, 'I am.'' DEMETRI MARTIN

naagararun71: “It’s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.” –Demetri Martin

cdwITMonitor: The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. Demetri Martin

kevinlfongwrong: “Halloween is my favorite holiday because you don’t have to celebrate it with your family.” - Demetri Martin

JMRwrites: oh, OCD? by the end of middle school i had memorized maria bamford's Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome and demetri martin's These Are Jokes so no one would forget them if all CDs in the world broke...

NursingNYLLC: Good Thursday Morning Everyone. The Quote of today is "It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out." By: Demetri Martin Link Source:

sushidenim: Put a finger down if the very short lived show Important Things with Demetri Martin on Comedy Central was one of your favorite shows of your adolescence but since nobody else talks about it, neither do you

MelanieJaxn: "A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you" ~ Demetri Martin

officialraharka: "When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding." - Demetri Martin

AllTempMech: "My plumbing is all messed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal." -Demetri Martin

DemetriMartin: In honor of Palindrome Week here is a 500-word palindrome from my first book, This Is A Book By Demetri Martin. http://t.co/CAOsftqhSe

lamerketing: If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often. -- Demetri Martin

MotivationPods: I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.' - Demetri Martin

Rumiiii_bss: I'm so secretive that when someone asks me, Hey, can you keep a secret? I say, 'That's none of your business.'" -- Demetri Martin RAB RAKHA SHIVRIT

kipno22435: Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.,Demetri Martin, This is a Book,humorous,

QuotesToolbox: I think it’s interesting that cologne rhymes with alone. Demetri Martin 230301

PanditfromUP: "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except when you're at a funeral. -Demetri Martin

SarcasmLiving: I see cards that say ‘Get Well Soon’ … F**k that, get well now! Demetri Martin

chapman_oc: Why is Demetri Martin walking around my department with one of the managers?

circuitmouse: People gorging on Hunter's-laptop-crackpot-theories is how Florida, Virginia, Texas and all other GOP-run states will erase the civil rights movement from school books (and civil rights from the law books). As Demetri Martin said, 'dammit I'm mad' backwards is 'dammit I'm mad.'

JeffBetten: Also relevant: “I used to play sports. Then I realized that you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.” - Demetri Martin

QuotesToolbox: The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Demetri Martin 230301

lamerketing: Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill. -- Demetri Martin

lolennui: I didn’t know Demetri Martin was a speechwriter

lamerketing: Because the unexamined life is not worth living, man. -- Demetri Martin

Thogar: “The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.” - Demetri Martin

leghorn1357: If I owned a bookstore, I would make all the mystery novels hard to find. - Demetri Martin

NikkiG101286: “It’s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.” –Demetri Martin

KittyZena2771: But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.,Demetri Martin,Good, People, A Good Thing ,

ChrisGPotts: Demetri Martin's on-stage persona is often confused about the world and about pragmatic language use, but Martin appears to be wiser and gentler than Cunk.

possltho: The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.--Demetri Martin

leghorn1357: I used to play sports, then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything. - Demetri Martin

Viewebel6983: I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.,Demetri Martin,Love, Work, Success ,

El___Condor: sports show w/ norm macdonald and important things w/ demetri martin

kangaim71650734: I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.',Demetri Martin,Money, Writing, Language ,

timrileyauthor: You know what I hate most in the ENTIRE GALAXY, no, the KNOWN and UNKNOWN UNIVERSES? Exaggeration. No wait: it's second-guessing. —Demetri Martin

lamerketing: I like when people wear a WWJD bracelet, because it’s like an example of the first thing Jesus wouldn’t do, probably. -- Demetri Martin

thethankerr: “If you really think about it, hitting the snooze button in the morning doesn’t really make sense. It’s like saying ‘I hate getting up in the morning, so I do it over, and over, and over again.’” - Demetri Martin

fiodorpachek: Something French (Demetri Martin)

juliancole: Strategists, when working with established brands, GPT can be nice to bring up new untested thoughts in to the room. Setting the context to Demetri Martin gives short thought provoking ideas. 1,8,9 are the start of something.

Quotulator: "I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert." - Demetri Martin

foistboinder: "I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert." - Demetri Martin

rlrr: "I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert." - Demetri Martin

RasheonFalcon: At my first comedy show about to see my favorite comedian, Demetri Martin.

spencerking: Is anybody I know going to see Demetri Martin tonight?

juliancole: One of my favorite ChatGPT prompts: “Tell me 10 one-liners that Demetri Martin would say about this brand.” I’m always astounded when I see the results come back on that one. I’m doing a free ChatGPT workshop next week. Join me! Sign up here:

AllTypesPlumb: "My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal." - Demetri Martin

clintoris: you either die a demetri martin fan or live long enough to see yourself become an 8th grader

CSLCHSnMore: I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me and ran over. Then he said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I looked at him and said, 'I am.' Demetri Martin

CSLCHSnMore: If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find. Demetri Martin

CSLCHSnMore: I am brave. I am courageous. I am valorous. I am bold... I am holding a thesaurus. Demetri Martin

meoooo0w: I did not know Demetri Martin is 49

juliancole: One of my favorite ChatGPT prompts: “Tell me 10 one-liners that Demetri Martin would say about this brand.” I’m always astounded when I see the results come back on that one. I’m doing a free ChatGPT workshop next week. Join me! Sign up here:

komosody: 8 series to get to know me avatar the last airbender nathan for you the rehearsal the office atlanta what we do in the shadows cunk on earth important things with demetri martin komedyenlerden ve dizilerinden razıyız ✋

Mel_Mels_: Demetri Martin will be doing a show this Sat here… debating just going alone lol

lamerketing: I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are. -- Demetri Martin

jkelemenopy: "About one half of all Americans are torsos." -Demetri Martin

DannyCovey: I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody …” –Demetri Martin

WaleedSarwari: Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. —DEMETRI MARTIN, comedian

Carter_Shade: "I'm a man of my word. And that word is 'unreliable'" - Demetri Martin

trina_loren: i was too blinded by how much i thought he looked like demetri martin smh

aameesh: Eye Brows and History 3 "Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them." Demetri Martin "You really dont need to wear any make-up most of the time; keep your eyebrows the way they are, and find your own natural beauty signat…

chirchirseron: “It’s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.” –Demetri Martin

beaniebabieboy: “demetri martin isn’t funny” to YOU

bug_gulp_: So Demetri Martin's supposed to be a family-friendly version of Galifianakis, then?

skippy8mytoast: "People only mention it's a free country when they're doing something shitty" - Demetri Martin

redandblack: On Saturday, Feb. 11, comedian Demetri Martin visited the Georgia Theatre for two shows on his tour, “The Joke Machine.” Martin entertained attendees with creative bits, live drawings of clever jokes and with songs played on his guitar.

redandblack: On Saturday, Feb. 11, comedian Demetri Martin visited the Georgia Theatre for two shows on his tour, “The Joke Machine.” Martin entertained attendees with creative bits, live drawings of clever jokes and with songs played on his guitar.

routinepain: Is that Demetri Martin?

redandblack: On Saturday, Feb. 11, comedian Demetri Martin visited the Georgia Theatre for two shows on his tour, “The Joke Machine.” Martin entertained attendees with creative bits, live drawings of clever jokes and with songs played on his guitar.

comedynews: Comedian Demetri Martin brings ‘The Joke Machine’ to Athens – Red and Black

Lockupp3: It’s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.” – Demetri Martin LU MC STAN WINS DHH WINS

BellaBrakefield: I’m watching Contagion and I didn’t realize Demetri Martin has a role.

m1sschad: Why is Pontius Pilate in Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) Demetri Martin

TrueQuotation: Cooking is always very romantic! — Demetri Martin

MattBruno00: “Always Beware of Cats Darting Erratically Forward Going Halfway Into Jungles, Kathy, Lest Mopey Neighbors Open Poorly Quilted Radioactive Sunlamps To Ultra-Violet Waves or X-Rays, Yo Zack!” -Demetri Martin

sasha_feather: Watching a Demetri Martin comedy special and he describes the moment when you meet someone's eyes via mirror- "that one bounce makes it way too intimate." It's so true!!

EpiCurves: Ready for a night of Comedy with Demetri Martin

GloryusFailure: If I ever showed up to a stand up comedy show and the comedian pulled out an acoustic guitar I would demand my money back. 2 notable exceptions: Demetri Martin and Nick Thune

privateofficer: Top five weekend events: 'The Book of Mormon,' Symphony at Hardywood & Super Bowl watch parties

YSastuki: Due to recent disputes with Tighnari’s voice actor Elliot Gindi, Tighnari will now be voiced by Ice bear’s voice actor. Or known as Demetri martin.

cdwITMonitor: The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. Demetri Martin

SealToursTravel: Stuff to do: Comedian Demetri Martin, Angel Olsen at the National, Please Don’t Wake Me at Eric Schindler and the Richmond Moon Market

ISmokeIt: New Post! “The Place Where My Jokes Come From” – Demetri Martin – Full Special - Comedy Central Stand-Up -

heartbeatmap: Vote & up ranking 'Demetri Martin' at Curtis M Phillips Center for Performing Arts' on Feb 14, 2023 .

ewzzy: Made the grave mistake of quoting what I thought was a Mitch Hedberg bit but it was actually Demetri Martin. I regret misremembering a 17-year-old B-Batteries joke.

phouch: Has there ever been a worse comedy with a better cast than the 2008 Rainn Wilson dumpster fire The Rocker? Jason Sudeikis, Emma Stone, Jeff Garlin, Jane Lynch, Aziz Ansari, Will Arnett, Christina Applegate, Demetri Martin, Jon Glaser, Jane Krakowski, Bradley Cooper, Fred Armisen

StreamingVideo_: The movie In A World went on sale today for $4.99 on a couple of the streaming services. The movie stars Lake Bell, Fred Melamed, Demetri Martin, Michaela Watkins, Ken Marino, Rob Corddry

StreamingVideo_: A few volumes of the TV Series We Baby Bears are on sale today on iTunes for 12.99 Starring: Demetri Martin, Connor Andrade, Amari McCoy .

StreamingVideo_: A few volumes of the TV Series We Baby Bears are on sale today on Vudu for 12.99 Starring: Demetri Martin, Connor Andrade, Amari McCoy .

atlemar: I’m not convinced Justin Long and Demetri Martin aren’t the same person.

daddyjokes1: Nathan fielder is the guy I thought Demetri Martin would become

lamerketing: Halloween’s my favorite holiday because you don’t have to spend it with your family. -- Demetri Martin

DemetriMartin: Hey, GEORGIA (the state). I'm coming to Athens, GA on Feb. 11. There are still some tickets for the late show here:

MelanieJaxn: "A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive." ~ Demetri Martin

ItsMdTouhid: I ? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.' -Demetri Martin MD Touhid JANAMDIN MUBARAK MUNAWAR VIJAYI BHAVA SHIV THAKARE



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Psalm 119 Part 10
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Pleading the promises.

ver. 38,49

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Devoted to thy fear;
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