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blackintheempir: Obama got the Peace Prize for getting us involved in 5 more wars, becoming the king of the drone strike (90% killed civilians), destroying Libya and aiding in the start of the genocide in Yemen You think Xi will get it for bringing the Saudis and Iran into normalizing relations.

justinamash: The RESTRICT Act isn’t about banning TikTok; it’s about controlling you. It gives broad powers to the executive branch, with few checks, and will be abused in every way you can imagine.

greg_price11: The bill to ban TikTok is absolutely terrifying. It gives the government the ability to go after anyone they deem as a national security risk at which point they can access everything from their computer to video games to their ring light. This is a Patriot Act for the internet.

o70212: People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.,Bill Hicks,humor, politics,

RJCantrell: To be fair, his constituents already knew this was his entire personality. R or D, 2A or no, we shouldn’t mix weapons and elections. When Bill Hicks did the rifle-pin joke (about JFK), I thought his intent was Modest Proposal-style satire, because no one would actually… right?

Indy_Quint: "I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side." Bill Hicks

Bill_Hicks_RIP: I don't care what you believe but you have to admit - beliefs are odd….

jackkirby: I'm like Bill Hicks on non-smokers: I'd want Levy out if I didn't think I'd become one of you (though Hicks did eventually give it up...).

StarTigerJLN: THIS IS WHAT WE WANT TO SEE. WE WANT TO EXPLORE INNER AND OUTER SPACE TOGETHER IN PEACE. LIKE BILL HICKS TOLD US TO DO. BACK IN THE NINETIES! Ain't that incredible? And I don't even have to die to say it! Born again that I am. Catholic! poor! good! Jen-uine! ME! JENNY NIELSEN<3!

edmcgonigal: John Lennon, Natalie Wood, Thurman Munson, Bill Hicks

saotomestan96: I have never laughed at a single Bill Hicks routine

DavidChasanov: ICYMI: A school choice bill is amended in a Senate committee. What this could mean for the measure moving forward, and how lawmakers are responding to the changes:

Bill_Hicks_RIP: I have something to tell you non-smokers......non-smokers die every day. Sleep tight!

Bill_Hicks_RIP: **12 school shootings so far this year alone in the USA. None in the U.K. (where guns are banned).

Bill_Hicks_RIP: But there’s no connection between having a gun and shooting someone with it, and not having a gun and not shooting someone - and you'd be a fool and a communist to make one.

Bill_Hicks_RIP: 1. Republicans revoked Obama era checks for people with mental illnesses who wanted to buy guns 2. The percentage of mass shootings by trans people is much smaller than the percentage of trans people in the US population i.e. cis people are more likely to commit mass shootings

Bill_Hicks_RIP: 3. There are mentally ill people and trans people in the U.K. (where guns are banned) but zero school shootings - so you literally can blame the guns.

RepSwalwell: If you don’t trust teachers choosing the books in their classrooms, spare us your ideas on arming those teachers to protect your kids.

DyjuanTatro: A reminder: 10,000 cops have been added to schools since Columbine. They have never stopped 1 mass school shooting.

M_hameedatu: “The problem isn't a lack of money, food, water or land. The problem is that you've given control of these things to a group of greedy psychopaths who care more about maintaining their own power than helping mankind." - Bill Hicks

jwsal: In the early 90s, Bill Hicks had a joke about how if he was a TV executive he would do a show called ‘Let’s Hunt and Kill Marky Mark’ and now there’s a TV show called ‘Celebrity Hunted’ but it’s got James Acaster on it and nobody dies.

EvilDeadTiM: Bill Hicks x LSD

fabianacecin: People are always outsourcing their courage to some hero figure. Bill Hicks once remarked: "we always kill the good people, and let the demons run amok" That's because the "good" people are always outsourcing opposition to the demons to some poor schmuck.

MattTheTaxSlave: Alex Jones is Bill Hicks

Younus__Basheer: “The problem isn't a lack of money, food, water or land. The problem is that you've given control of these things to a group of greedy psychopaths who care more about maintaining their own power than helping mankind." —Bill Hicks

waldron4ok: Hicks: 10%of the kids get 35% of the money? Treat: more like 20%. Kirt: previous bill tied to finances? Treat: yes, but we changed that to a proportionate cut. /13

waldron4ok: Hicks: what consumer protections Re ESPs? Treat: bill provides for a rating system. /17

VinePair: In choosing which drinks fit the bill for a candied rim, it's best to consider citrus content, says Cyllan Hicks of NYC's Nothing Really Matters.

GodOutWest: Lenny Bruce, George Carlin and Bill Hicks were about as funny comedians as they were astute social critics

call_me_ree: I don’t believe Bill Hicks died of cancer

cooljasonmelton: Not fair Bill Hicks got to die before he had to endure all the people he influenced

OKCFOX: "This is a great day for the Oklahoma Senate, and for education in Oklahoma," said Senate President Pro Tempore Greg Treat.

Imonaar: “The problem isn't a lack of money, food, water or land. The problem is that you've given control of these things to a group of greedy psychopaths who care more about maintaining their own power than helping mankind." —Bill Hicks

oksenate: Sen. Carri Hicks, D-Oklahoma City, and Sen. Jo Anna Dossett, D-Tulsa, have released a statement regarding House Bill 1935 – a measure that uses taxpayer dollars to subsidize unregulated private schools. Learn more at

OutlawsPoetic: “The problem isn't a lack of money, food, water or land. The problem is that you've given control of these things to a group of greedy psychopaths who care more about maintaining their own power than helping mankind." —Bill Hicks

Anarcoqueto: Me acordé de Bill Hicks diciendo algo tipo: "The Beatles were so high they let Ringo sing a couple of tunes"

Philosedicine: Take all your albums, and burn them , Bill Hicks

rickygervais: And Happy 50th Birthday to Bill Hicks. Another great "Bullshit Destroyer"

Bill_Hicks_RIP: After all this is America - land of freedom - so you have that option ahead of you.

petestrzok: “Russian email accounts sent a series of hoax bomb threats targeting the Manhattan district attorney and court buildings for three straight days this week amid a grand jury investigation of former president Donald Trump.”

blackintheempir: Everything most Americans know about this war is what the people who said Iraq had WMD's and spent the last 20 years saying they were succeeding in Afghanistan tells us You would think that would at least make people wonder if they're being manipulated and lied to again

DMFSaint: If anyone's curious, the quotes are (with the exception of Bill Hicks) all from books I have read and loved. I've been working on moving my things into the house from storage and making this place feel like home to me and recently got a good chunk of my books on shelves.

aaronjaxonband: "I need sleep. I need about 8 hours a day and about 10 hours at night"-Bill Hicks

HeadandHandmag: Bill Hicks - Another Dead Hero

dvs: Bill Hicks, standing off to the side, saying, "it's just a ride".

ForeverHicks: "God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality." - Bill Hicks Photo: Used with kind permission of Chris Olley Visit

faiththegemini: George Washington on the way to his dollar bill photoshoot

ThatKJGuy: This is an elite list of comedians. I can’t think of a single name who can top these 4 men. Honourable mentions: Bill Hicks, Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock.

RICARDODURDEN: Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. ~ Bill Hicks

GeoThames61: Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. ~ Bill Hicks

StarTigerJLN: Attention everyone! Meet in Waco (for some reason? Probably Bill, I mean Hicks, I mean Jones). And watch Auntie Kim at her Trump Rally! Sincerely, Lens Girl aka StarDriver or something

SoDuTw: Tommy is an Irish comedy Bill Hicks/Billy Billy Connolly figure. And had NO idea who Becky was.

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TallyAnnaE: 'Bill Hicks was a bit misogynist' – young comics reassess the standup legend

TheChiefNerd: “A federal prosecutor admitted in court papers that three D.C. Metropolitan Police Department undercover officers acted as provocateurs at the northwest steps of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. The admission came in a March 24 filing before U.S. District Judge Rudolph…

AdamBrimson: Bill Hicks acrylic on canvas Sold

SeanMacGabhann: Fatima Mansions reviewed by John Harris of all people Also noteworthy - Bill Hicks reviewed in Brighton

OutlawsPoetic: Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. ~ Bill Hicks

oksenate: The Senate gave unanimous approval to Senate Bill 147, by Sen. Carri Hicks, D-Oklahoma City. The measure would allow school districts to stock glucagon, a hormone that raises blood glucose levels and is used to treat severe hypoglycemia. Learn more at

dmill187: I know it's been said a million times but the more clips you see of stand ups commenting on current world events, predominantly from a sheeps perspective, the more you just wish Bill Hicks was still around in person to give us his unique take on everything

Bill_Hicks_RIP: It's like God, on the 7th day, looked down on his creation and said "There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now I can rest"……

Bill_Hicks_RIP: Shit!......... Now I have to create Republicans.

FiresOfTruth: 3x camera batteries, fresh 256gb SD card, 30000MaH batt pack, travel plug, iPad keyboard. tripod lock block (super important), good Bluetooth audio cans, 3x books encapsulating a cross section of me (DE, WWCTUTW, Bill Hicks.), The Hat™️ - arguably the most important thing. I…

ForeverHicks: "I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'" - Bill Hicks Photo: All credit to the respective photographer Visit

OKCFOX: Senate Bill (SB) 147, authored by Sen. Carri Hicks, D-Oklahoma City, would allow school districts to stock glucagon, a hormone that raised blood glucose levels and is used to treat severe hypoglycemia.

DanielESemo: Throughout my life, I have been a number of Insufferable Guys. I was once an Insufferable Bill Hicks Guy. Later on, an Insufferable Bob Dylan Guy. (Luckily, I avoided being Insufferable Crypto Guy.) I feel like I'm quickly becoming an Insufferable ChatGPT Guy

mikehgillespie: Just watched "Shane" (which meant revisiting the not entirely accurate Bill Hicks routine), not sure what to watch tonight.

St1Station: It can’t be said enough how much George Carlin and Bill Hicks were Dirtbag Left Online when Tim Berners-Lee was an unknown geek with an interest in the obscure area of computer science thinking of ways to share stuff with his colleagues.

Sbickle: *bill hicks cackle*

stephensemler: Biden: “The idea that over 100,000 forces would invade another country…since World War Two, nothing like that has happened.” US troop levels in Iraq: 2003: 141,800 2004: 130,600 2005: 143,800 2006: 141,100 2007: 148,300 2008: 157,800 2009: 135,600

jeffmacarthur: Bill Hicks was a very wise man with some powerful demons. One of the greats.

opiumteaworld: Wait, she actually said the Bill Hicks line.

gardenofaidy: When I get to heaven the first thing I want is a warm embrace from the Legend Bill Hicks.

blackintheempir: American taxpayers spent $100 billion to get over 100,000 Ukrainians killed, 20% of their country taken and destroy their economy We would have got better results spending nothing and working on a Peace deal Of course, that's not what the US wanted. This is what they wanted

HickeyWriter: That Bill Hicks routine about "the guy who brings me my scarves and my water" has done a lot to minimise Hodge's role in the show, I think.

NelsonMead4: David Icke on Bill Hicks (It’s Just A Ride)

daveweigel: When people ask what comics in the 90s were like, I say “Jesse Custer met Bill Hicks in ‘Preacher’ and was inspired to abandon the pulpit.”

rafael_maykon91: “I never got along with my dad. The other kids used to say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad!’ and I’d just say, ‘For real? When?’” Bill Hicks

YoDanno: A moment of zen for you… “It’s only a ride” - Bill Hicks This man was a comedic genius…

VoteGloriaJ: Well, we knew it was coming… Knox County has been included on the bill that expands vouchers. All Knox GOP Reps have signed on to the bill. Knox County voters are overwhelmingly against vouchers, but the special interest billionaires and their lobbyists is who they listen to.

opiumteaworld: Anyone else reminded of that Bill Hicks bit: "But if you play the video backwards, you can clearly see the nice officers helping Rodney King to his feet."

lucydyer_1: Twitter officailly has no sense of humour. Got put in twitter jail for trying to tweet a Bill hicks quote. Go figure.

rhemalinder: I can almost hear Bill Hicks saying, "I'm against current education practices and for the ChatGPT."

MartinPilgrim1: When I was 15, my friend lent me a Bill Hicks DVD and I watched it over and over again. From that moment, I knew exactly how I wanted to spend my life. Watching DVDs.

IANdrewTheGiant: Bill Hicks ripped off by Denis Leary. Denis Leary ripped off by Vince Russo. Disco Inferno rips of Vince Russo. Nobody wants to be Disco. If there was ever a dog eating its own shit until it vomits, that's the timeline.

davidicke: David Icke on Bill Hicks (It’s Just A Ride)

IANdrewTheGiant: When asked "Why did you quit smoking?", instead of saying "I quit smoking because my cancer is so aggressive, it was time to stop", Bill Hicks would always answer "to see if Denis would."

sebas_1358: Bill Hicks -It's Just a ride

MichaelPSenger: My problem with those who still pretend COVID lockdowns worked is that, underneath the pomp and conceit, they’re just a bunch of emasculated liars. It doesn’t take three years to realize excess deaths were lowest in no-lockdown Sweden and Africa and understand what that means.

kevinnbass: “Autopsies were performed on 25 persons who had died unexpectedly within 20 days after COVID19 vaccination. In four patients, we identified acute myocarditis without detection of another significant disease or health constellation that may have caused an unexpected death.“

Dovobro_ded: Before my Dad died he quoted Bill Hicks, he looked at me and said "hey, it's all a ride, bill was right." So yeah, just remember a guy jumping between the door of death/life said "it's all a ride" remember that folks. No matter what you make or do. "It's all a ride" have fun okay

kevinnbass: In this video from May 16, 2021, Dr. Anthony Fauci claims that COVID vaccination turns the person vaccinated into a "dead end" for the virus. Fauci was claiming something that he could not possibly know based on evidence that did not exist. He was lying.

2024thecat: Alex Jones is really Bill Hicks is pretty funny. It’s not as much fun as Birds Aren’t Real but it’s in the ballpark.

MichaelPSenger: So to clarify: The sophisticated view is that those in charge of our COVID response just accidentally shut down the world, indoctrinated a whole generation of kids, rolled out a vaccine pass system, set human rights back a century, and transferred $3 trillion to the super-rich?

NotAFootGuy1: Very funny when you see some hack comedian trying to do a George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, hell even a Louis C.K bit and failing at it so hard

Britain_People: OUR PROBLEM "The problem isn't a lack of money, food, water or land. The problem is that you've given control of these things to a group of greedy psychopaths who care more about maintaining their own power than helping mankind." Bill Hicks

SlangsOnSports: here’s a full list of pitchers with that many 100-mph pitches in an MLB game in the pitch-tracking era (2008): Hunter Greene (6 games) Jacob deGrom (2) Jordan Hicks (2, both in relief) Nathan Eovaldi

jhamby: Poor Bill Hicks: he thought he was going to die at 66 from lung cancer from smoking instead of dying at 32 from pancreatic cancer from smoking and bad luck / bad genes. What's sad is it's not impossible that Hicks was "helped along" because he was getting too close to the truth.

DanielS18554072: I really wish Bill Hicks was still alive, but i feel like he doesn't and thats fair.

Bill_Hicks_RIP: Here comes a fella named Vanilla Ice. Here comes MC Hammer. It's only your dignity. Suck it!

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